Something has been bothering me

Within the past two weeks, I have received multiple accusations that I am none other than famous movie star and ogre, shrek. This is obviously not true. The rumors start coming and they don't stop coming with their baseless accusations. These rumors have originated from none other than Bowler23 (firstly someone I consider not to be a credible source), who said I backstabbed him in a frenzy once. This is obviously absurd, because everyone knows I have never backstabbed anyone in my life. Please note that you and your friends follow me around the site and follow me into games, but good effort. I don't get why you care so much about who wins island or powerhouse, or why you're so certain I'd backstab you, but you are wrong. Find a new victim. I kept it private these few days, but there are enough rumors circulating now that I will now be making it public. NO, I don't live in a swamp, NO, I don't have horns, and all of this is just a bunch of malarkey. I am a simple person, not someone with layers like an onion. I don't have an ass as a sidekick, and all that glitters is gold. Brookie, I could say so much more to you, but I won't... because you're just not worth it. Tagging people who seem to think I am shrek/and may have followed me around Kovaze: Cherry, Godzillafan29, Pipes, Tryphena, MikeRoRO, Brat and others which I can't be bothered typing out.