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Spritevivor Season 1 Episode 5: "Monkey Business"
Previously on Spritevivor... Tribes competed in a challenge of creativity and flair, creating stories for the beloved Sarentu! In the end, it was the Seze and Kelutral tribe that fell short of the victory. Tonight, one player from each tribe will have their can crushed and their dreams of winning Spritevivor Season 1 come to a close. Lets check in with the tribes...
At the Seze tribe...
Tensions were very high. Marie felt frustrated with PosterBoi, she pointed out that he had taken charge of the challenge only to lead them down the wrong direction. Ven and Connor nodded, agreeing with Maries complaints. Feeling outnumbered, PosterBoi took to the forest to search for a hidden Immunity Spritol.
Without PosterBoi present, the tribe continued to talk of how upset they all were about going to tribal council. Connor eventually pulled aside Sam, Zach, Doug and Ven. He pointed out that they seemed to all be on the same page and pitched an alliance going forward into the game. The group was onboard, and the first official Seze alliance of the season was born.
Over at Kelutral...
Chris was an obvious outsider in the group, being new to the tribe. He decided because of this he had to take charge and forge some relationships. Chris and Rainolds talked a lot, and settled on a plan of attack; it was clear Greedia hated Angelique. Most of the tribe hated Angelique, but none as much as Greedia. If Rainolds just pushed her in the right direction a bit, Greedia may finally blow up on Angelique and keep the eyes off of them.
Despite their pushing, Greedia kept her cool. Rainolds realized Greedia may not be as easy to manipulate as he expected. With this plan thwarted, Rainolds and Chris decided to pivot. With Angelique being so insufferable, they knew they shouldnt get rid of her; she will always be an easy target! And Greedia was clearly getting suspicious of them.
Rainolds floated the idea of voting for Greedia to Angelique, who agreed in a heartbeat. The tricky part would be to get Tisha, Edgar, Dreamfyre and Dakota to play ball... Dakota was a hard one to crack. They stayed out of the fray this round, giving noncommittal answers, in an attempt to lay low after pulling the strings at their last tribal.
Dreamfyre was basically impossible to communicate with, talking to coconuts about seeing visions in the flames at tribal councils firepit and being without his dragon.
Meanwhile, a modern lovestory between Tisha and Cat Boy Edgar had fully bloomed. Edgar told Tisha something he'd never shared with anyone before; "ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•"! Tishas heart soared, it nearly broke her very visible ribcage! In response, she pulled off her boney left hand with her right, placed it on the sand and played the xylophone with her finger bones. Edgar (^ω^)'ed in response. Eventually, Tisha agreed with Rainolds to vote for Greedia just so they could be left alone.
Eventually, night time fell.. and both tribes made their way to their own respective tribal councils.
First was tribe Seze.
At tribal council, Seze was grilled by Sprite on their lack of teamwork. PosterBoi took some responsibility for the loss, but insisted his story was simply too ahead of its time! True artists arent appreciated while they live, afterall.
Eventually the votes were read, and one after another the votes for PosterBoy (and one for Marie) came in. PosterBoi didnt have much of a reaction to the vote, he simply got up with his Sprite Can (Sponsored by Sprite), placed it on the hydraulic press and said his goodbyes.
"PosterBoi, your can... is crushed". Sprite lowered the lever and the hydraulic press destroyed his Sprite can. The contents of the can sprayed him as he shielded his beloved notebook and he swiftly left.
At the Kelutral Tribal council, things were fairly straightforward. Greedia felt confident the others would be voting for Angelique given how insufferable she was, while most of the rest knew what was really about to happen.
The votes were read. A vote for Angelique. A vote for Dreamfyre. A vote for "٩(*•͈ ꇴ •͈*)و ̑̑❀" - who couldve written that one? And finally, 5 votes for Greedia. As floored as she was, Greedia kept it classy and left without protest.
"Greedia, your can... is crushed"
After two tribals, the cast has gotten smaller and two players have left us. Who will be next? Find out soon! On Spritevivor!
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#Spritevivor
AngieKStan
o_o
Dreamfyre
Dakota
Tisha
Rainolds
DOOM
Fiji
Venharim
Spartagow
Connor
SamSam
MarieEve
Dougribeiro
Katie
Gabs
Mezcal
Ethan
Glitter
Jordie
Amandasings04
Jane
Placements:
26th: Tad (TadNuggets) - 5-2-1 - Kelutral
25th: Stayc (Stayc) - 8-0 - Zangke
24th: PosterBoi (PosterBoy) - 7-1 - Seze
23rd: Greedia (Greedy) - 5-1-1-1 - Kelutral
(◡‿◡✿)
Previously on Spritevivor... Tribes competed in a challenge of creativity and flair, creating stories for the beloved Sarentu! In the end, it was the Seze and Kelutral tribe that fell short of the victory. Tonight, one player from each tribe will have their can crushed and their dreams of winning Spritevivor Season 1 come to a close. Lets check in with the tribes...
At the Seze tribe...
Tensions were very high. Marie felt frustrated with PosterBoi, she pointed out that he had taken charge of the challenge only to lead them down the wrong direction. Ven and Connor nodded, agreeing with Maries complaints. Feeling outnumbered, PosterBoi took to the forest to search for a hidden Immunity Spritol.
Without PosterBoi present, the tribe continued to talk of how upset they all were about going to tribal council. Connor eventually pulled aside Sam, Zach, Doug and Ven. He pointed out that they seemed to all be on the same page and pitched an alliance going forward into the game. The group was onboard, and the first official Seze alliance of the season was born.
Over at Kelutral...
Chris was an obvious outsider in the group, being new to the tribe. He decided because of this he had to take charge and forge some relationships. Chris and Rainolds talked a lot, and settled on a plan of attack; it was clear Greedia hated Angelique. Most of the tribe hated Angelique, but none as much as Greedia. If Rainolds just pushed her in the right direction a bit, Greedia may finally blow up on Angelique and keep the eyes off of them.
Despite their pushing, Greedia kept her cool. Rainolds realized Greedia may not be as easy to manipulate as he expected. With this plan thwarted, Rainolds and Chris decided to pivot. With Angelique being so insufferable, they knew they shouldnt get rid of her; she will always be an easy target! And Greedia was clearly getting suspicious of them.
Rainolds floated the idea of voting for Greedia to Angelique, who agreed in a heartbeat. The tricky part would be to get Tisha, Edgar, Dreamfyre and Dakota to play ball... Dakota was a hard one to crack. They stayed out of the fray this round, giving noncommittal answers, in an attempt to lay low after pulling the strings at their last tribal.
Dreamfyre was basically impossible to communicate with, talking to coconuts about seeing visions in the flames at tribal councils firepit and being without his dragon.
Meanwhile, a modern lovestory between Tisha and Cat Boy Edgar had fully bloomed. Edgar told Tisha something he'd never shared with anyone before; "ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•"! Tishas heart soared, it nearly broke her very visible ribcage! In response, she pulled off her boney left hand with her right, placed it on the sand and played the xylophone with her finger bones. Edgar (^ω^)'ed in response. Eventually, Tisha agreed with Rainolds to vote for Greedia just so they could be left alone.
Eventually, night time fell.. and both tribes made their way to their own respective tribal councils.
First was tribe Seze.
At tribal council, Seze was grilled by Sprite on their lack of teamwork. PosterBoi took some responsibility for the loss, but insisted his story was simply too ahead of its time! True artists arent appreciated while they live, afterall.
Eventually the votes were read, and one after another the votes for PosterBoy (and one for Marie) came in. PosterBoi didnt have much of a reaction to the vote, he simply got up with his Sprite Can (Sponsored by Sprite), placed it on the hydraulic press and said his goodbyes.
"PosterBoi, your can... is crushed". Sprite lowered the lever and the hydraulic press destroyed his Sprite can. The contents of the can sprayed him as he shielded his beloved notebook and he swiftly left.
At the Kelutral Tribal council, things were fairly straightforward. Greedia felt confident the others would be voting for Angelique given how insufferable she was, while most of the rest knew what was really about to happen.
The votes were read. A vote for Angelique. A vote for Dreamfyre. A vote for "٩(*•͈ ꇴ •͈*)و ̑̑❀" - who couldve written that one? And finally, 5 votes for Greedia. As floored as she was, Greedia kept it classy and left without protest.
"Greedia, your can... is crushed"
After two tribals, the cast has gotten smaller and two players have left us. Who will be next? Find out soon! On Spritevivor!
---------
#Spritevivor
AngieKStan
o_o
Dreamfyre
Dakota
Tisha
Rainolds
DOOM
Fiji
Venharim
Spartagow
Connor
SamSam
MarieEve
Dougribeiro
Katie
Gabs
Mezcal
Ethan
Glitter
Jordie
Amandasings04
Jane
Placements:
26th: Tad (TadNuggets) - 5-2-1 - Kelutral
25th: Stayc (Stayc) - 8-0 - Zangke
24th: PosterBoi (PosterBoy) - 7-1 - Seze
23rd: Greedia (Greedy) - 5-1-1-1 - Kelutral
(◡‿◡✿)
13 votes, 231 points

Comments
iconic!!
"In response, she pulled off her boney left hand with her right, placed it on the sand and played the xylophone with her finger bones." This should go down in the history books of reality TV.
Too many icons still here
rainolds kinda cooked here wtf
(^ω^)tisha
The tisha and edgar shit cracks me the fuck up. "ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•"!
Posty nooooo
Meanwhile, a modern lovestory between Tisha and Cat Boy Edgar had fully bloomed. Edgar told Tisha something he'd never shared with anyone before; "ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•"! Tishas heart soared, it nearly broke her very visible ribcage! In response, she pulled off her boney left hand with her right, placed it on the sand and played the xylophone with her finger bones. Edgar (^ω^)'ed in response.
Edgar (^ω^)'ed in response. o_o furry SURVIVES TRIBAL and gets an alliance, ohhhhh gimme that money
Bye bye posterboi
Chibi talking only in text emotes from 2012 is correct
Oh hell no. Tisha I’m fracturing every one of your bones once we hit that merge beach. Back the fuck off boney ass whore.
Sprints to plus spritevivor blog
Lmfaoooo this is hilarious
24th: PosterBoi (PosterBoy) - 7-1 - Seze