70th -> 31st -> 7th
Ok Royale premade-less is really fun
I do think Poof is right..
Today’s gym selfie was a serve yup
Gonna get that titty pump at the gym
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70th -> 31st -> 7th
I wonder if fourth time is the charm in Royale since I seem to get better every time.... it's kinda over for everyone next time I join when I don't have work the next day
Shoutout to #TheAlliance
Akshar - Congrats on your win social legend, threw me for a loop when you asked for a call but APPARENTLY you need to be on call to coordinate shit because trying to text people for a bombing is AWFUL sakfaksdasg
Christos - For bringing me into the alliance mwah
Chase CarltonRS - You fucking prostitution whores that I tried to kill but then flopped miserably at it because I still do not understand how to play Royale but y'all ate me up with those snipers
Legend - Floater Foxface Icon, thanku for generously sponsoring me an Energy Drink as a peace offering
Ralts023 - That endgame rampage SCARED me but I am thankful that you spared me from the bloodshed, we should've come together to maximize our joint slay...
Ricardogv Juandav Davit - My international legends who I was so happy to have a fun and nice experience with, you will always have a friend in me in future games <3
And shoutout to some important folks NOT in #TheAlliance
Poof - And I would have betrayed every last one of them in order for us to make it to the Final 2 but I am a flop and I should've called you to coordinate a bombing, maybe we could've made it to the end then LMAOOO
Frostbite bigdizzleyomama - Our 5 minute attempt of "THE FOUR" changed lives
Fireflyyy - Powerful queen who was minding her business being a diva, the way I was vouching to my allies to get you to payouts period
guib - An absolutely robbed legend who should've made it much further in the game
Jake - My beautiful king who was absolutely robbed, I will never forget your generous health pack contribution in trying times
And lastly to my victims........
willcecci - Don't ever bomb The Eye again with me in it!!!!
cswaggerr - You were not in #TheAlliance and I saw you wandering around the Eye, the map... I knew you had a lot of stuff and you had to go, and when I saw those four bombs pop up in my inventory I was gag city
Tide - I had to get my lick back from the last Royale :~)
CasinoCheese - You attacked me 10 minutes into the game, and that unfortunately unleashes a fury in me where I will relentlessly target someone until they die even if I die myself <3 I was expecting you to eat me up and give me 40th though cause I am usually a nuke
And lastly
coldreactor - You are camp as fuck for launching Bees on the Eye 10 minutes in without knowing what they do
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It was nice to actually have fun in a game on here again, I am NAWT involved in any group chats, and was kinda iced out or targeted in the last two Royales from the jump and so actually being able to fuck around and strategize gave me some much needed life so I appreciate the raffle for giving me a good cast, period!
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Comments
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<3 always love playing with you!
It was a pleasure playing with you. We were about to make a move but I got my wig snatched lol <3
chase carltonrs You fucking prostitution whores LMAO
Our peace offering Sirvivor <3
3rd incoming based on the math
KING ILY. Such a fun game and a pleasure getting to know you! x
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