because I went out for breakfast with one of my coworkers (sheโs off today anyway) & her 3 year old child and it was truly the most chaotic morning of the year so far for me.
Like first of all tell me why the 3 year old was RAGEBAITING me by repeatedly saying โJakeโ until his mother corrected him that my name was Jack but would then repeatedly say โJackโ but would ignore me every time I responded.
Meanwhile, my coworker was crashing out about how she asked her mother to go to the movies and her mother said no but then ended up going with her other daughter like wtf so messy
And then on the way home my coworker was like โoh donโt worry I can go fastโ but was obeying all traffic laws LIKE IF YOU REALLY CARED YOU WOULD HAVE RUN THAT RED LIGHT
And then I finally got to work and my other coworker that I was relieving was sitting there at the desk and I apologized and they were like โitโs okay, things happen! ๐โ as if I was having car troubles or overslept or something MEANWHILE I HAVE A FUCKING TO GO BOX IN MY HANDโฆ
The End.