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are about to be very unhappy.

because I went out for breakfast with one of my coworkers (she’s off today anyway) & her 3 year old child and it was truly the most chaotic morning of the year so far for me. Like first of all tell me why the 3 year old was RAGEBAITING me by repeatedly saying “Jake” until his mother corrected him that my name was Jack but would then repeatedly say “Jack” but would ignore me every time I responded. Meanwhile, my coworker was crashing out about how she asked her mother to go to the movies and her mother said no but then ended up going with her other daughter like wtf so messy And then on the way home my coworker was like “oh don’t worry I can go fast” but was obeying all traffic laws LIKE IF YOU REALLY CARED YOU WOULD HAVE RUN THAT RED LIGHT And then I finally got to work and my other coworker that I was relieving was sitting there at the desk and I apologized and they were like “it’s okay, things happen! 🙂” as if I was having car troubles or overslept or something MEANWHILE I HAVE A FUCKING TO GO BOX IN MY HAND… The End.

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Say what you want but truly nobody is doing it like her. Stew. Salad. Pregnant. Fuego. Rainbow. Galatica. She even has her own gown!

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Hey, divas! My name has been out there every single round, and yet this is only my third time being nominated. Some of the people in the house need to reassess their priorities because clearly I’m not the biggest threat to their game. With that being said, please save me in the poll! Good luck, camell22 & pdubs5000 !!

Is making me realize how truly unhinged people are on the blogs page, and I love it.

by somebody that half the site hates........I'M SO DANGEROUS!! Edit: she still negged my blog despite having me blocked LMFAO my power

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