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We’re doing the damn thing

I'm not one to read horoscopes but the style of Flames begs the creation of Astrology/Horoscope/Star Sign Flames I want my Pisces fishy... please get on this soon brookie I'm also pumped to see what we get for March. I'd like a 4-leaf clover, a mug of beer, and a leprachaun :O

hurry up

After literally months of dumpster diving and hoping to come across a pair, I finally stumbled upon some Truck Nuts to put on my hatchback Honda Civic!

After 4 long months of eating, sleeping, breathing, shitting, and pissing Kovaze, I've reached 50 Arena wins.

Shit is so tough I'm struggling to make sense of any of it

testing testing

https://kovaze.com/blog/72084 I asked for you to guess the official bird of Kovaze. The answer exists, but it's hidden in a game that you either love or hate. Even if you love it, have you ever taken the time to look up what the fuck it means? As the official 3rd best Words player on the website, I did in fact look up what this word means. It's always easy to solve, but what did it mean?? It erked me. Like, what the fuck is a YELLOWHAMMER?? That's it. That's right. THE OFFICIAL BIRD OF KOVAZE IS THE.... The Yellowhammer. Sat right there in plain sight in Words - like a hidden immunity idol perched on a branch in the form of a mysterious proper noun, one which hasn't peaked most people's curiosity. There you have it, Kovaze. The Yellowhammer.

https://kovaze.com/blog/72084 Win yourself a gift

https://kovaze.com/blog/72084 I'll even join race to help it fill if this hits like 150 points omg my first blog to make it to the top blogs I'm giddy

We have a Kovaze Flag, a Kovaze Song (Red Velvet), but did you know that we have an official Kovaze bird as well? Correctly guess the official Kovaze Bird for a gift.

Predicted Titi me preguntó being the first song.. I should’ve bet on that. Wish he did Ojitos Lindos :(

I missed this tourney

But I imagine that the lady who sings Red Velvet looks eerily similar to the AI-generated chick in the Hysteria game card picture. They appear to have the same vibe.

But it's got some obvious issues. I think (?) FPS plays way too big a role in performing well. The board spins faster for some people than for others, creating an unequal gaming experience. There's no reason why some people, after 1 day, should be getting 8k while everyone else is stuck in the 3000s at best. It's not because they're 5k points better, it's simply because their board spins 5,000 points faster, if that makes sense. It's a glaring issue in labyrinth, but it also brings up an issue with holey. It's not a huge problem there, as with a really good game, people who are good at it can break 8k, but it's clear whose boards are capable of moving faster (those who get 9-10k consistently). For example, it's physically impossible for me to break 9k in holey without getting like 25 straightaways. It just can't be done because my ball doesn't move fast enough.

Can I get a cool number of points flame? pt. 2 Points: 12121 https://kovaze.com/blog/61815

Am I missing something? Was it invite-only?