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There, I said it.

I'm going to start becoming a wealth hoarder on Kovaze.com.

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Just make it so comps can't repeat in games! I don't know what the answer is to this problem but comps constantly disappearing is getting old. I know things need to be improved but regardless of ability it just isn't fun to play an Arena or Race with the same few comps in rotation.

Is the Free Space colored green if it is in the yellow column and adjacent to the green column? #confused

In a row, I am God.

Did you miss me?

Is honestly a slay-fest? I think the twist has already delivered. What a blessing!

Is honestly a yawn-fest? I fear the twist has already tanked. What a bummer!

I will be drafted for Celebrities 6? I'm ready.

It is so funny that the community replaced the normal Arena format with Weakest Link Arena as a way to lessen the social burden of the game. Once Weakest Link became an official format (along with Safety Chain), normal Arena was replaced AGAIN by Golden Beaver Arena. It's so interesting to me that the core functionality of the game is being nerfed by the community! If Golden Beaver became official, I wonder what community format would take hold next!

Arena brings out my ugly side much more than Race ever did. As much as I appreciate the Arena resurgence, I need Race to be the cool girl of Kovaze again because these Arenas leave me going to be feeling slightly miffed every night. Race was a happy time, let's bring back those moments. I crave those times of old.

Is @LuisxD actually @God? And if so, why is an allegedly known multi being allowed and allegedly permitted by mods on this website? That seems very...interesting if true! Rules for some but not for a select few? Players being asked to keep someone's secrets, alleging that mods know this is happening? What's the truth? Discord DM after I fought Luis in an Arena.

Every time I try to talk in my new jar, my voice just echoes in here. I’m running out of oxygen and starting to feel loopy and lightheaded. Will you help me? (Thank you Chibi for the design and IceBeast for the gift.)

And I will tell you if you are trapped in the jar or if you have escaped the jar. LEXEY - Trapped in the jar. MaxOra - Trapped in the jar. Mp231 - Trapped in the jar. Kodua - Escaped the jar. King_Bradford - Escaped the jar. Mikey - Trapped in the jar. IceBeast - Trapped in the jar. hauntedwaves - Escaped the jar. Cherry - Trapped in the jar. sobriquet - Trapped in the jar. TrueBlood - Escaped the jar.

And I sent in all 3000 of my Koinz into that raffle. It was my first time doing it, and I joined with five minutes remaining. I didn't know what would happen, but I had faith that it would work out in my favor. Fervently refreshing the page after the round ended, I eventually saw it. Third place. I had done it. I had taken my 3000 Koinz and turned them into 11000! It truly felt like a miracle. But now I understand why lottery winners hire a lawyer because I've already got these people coming out of the woodworks asking for gifts! Greed permeates endlessly.

And I was honestly feeling scared. Luckily for me, I have my little dog, Toto, in my pink handbag to keep me company. The people of Munchkinland told me they like my mouse ears because it does make me seem smaller than I actually am. They told me my boots will keep me safe from getting plantar fasciitis while I walk on the yellow brick road. Since Halloween is over (they don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Oz), they already had their Christmas decorations up so they really appreciated my outfit. I've been feeling really included since I woke up in this beautiful place. I hope I find lions and tigers and bears (oh my!) to keep me company.

Some things said about me today. And many of them have been true. But what I think is important for us to remember is that, at the end of the day, I am stuck in this jar. I need help to get out of the jar and I am feeling fearful about being in here. Will you help me out of the jar? Maybe then I will be kinder.

Team 3 - jarhead: 176376 Team 6 - Lover: 156484 Team 5 - Kemi: 37500 Team 7 - sobriquet: 13000 Team 1 - Chase: 260 Team 4 - KaliMinaj: 25 Congratulations to jarhead and Kemi and Lover and sobriquet, you have won The Race! Don't let history erase the truth, this was Jarhead's win.

Santa Jar has arrived from the North Pole! Do you like my new outfit? The missus really put her best work into tailoring my suit. I got on a GLP-1 and the results have been astonishing! No more belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly. I'm trim, and I needed to show off my new figure. I'm happy with it. Santa Jar is ready for the next phase of his life.