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Every time I try to talk in my new jar, my voice just echoes in here. I’m running out of oxygen and starting to feel loopy and lightheaded. Will you help me? (Thank you @Chibi for the design and IceBeast for the gift.)

PYN

jarhead      ❤ 101    ▲12

And I will tell you if you are trapped in the jar or if you have escaped the jar. LEXEY - Trapped in the jar. MaxOra - Trapped in the jar. Mp231 - Trapped in the jar. Kodua - Escaped the jar. King_Bradford - Escaped the jar. Mikey - Trapped in the jar. IceBeast - Trapped in the jar. hauntedwaves - Escaped the jar. Cherry - Trapped in the jar. sobriquet - Trapped in the jar. TrueBlood - Escaped the jar.

I Said A Prayer

jarhead      ❤ 57    ▲1

And I sent in all 3000 of my Koinz into that raffle. It was my first time doing it, and I joined with five minutes remaining. I didn't know what would happen, but I had faith that it would work out in my favor. Fervently refreshing the page after the round ended, I eventually saw it. Third place. I had done it. I had taken my 3000 Koinz and turned them into 11000! It truly felt like a miracle. But now I understand why lottery winners hire a lawyer because I've already got these people coming out of the woodworks asking for gifts! Greed permeates endlessly.

Woke Up In Oz

jarhead      ❤ 38    ▲0

And I was honestly feeling scared. Luckily for me, I have my little dog, Toto, in my pink handbag to keep me company. The people of Munchkinland told me they like my mouse ears because it does make me seem smaller than I actually am. They told me my boots will keep me safe from getting plantar fasciitis while I walk on the yellow brick road. Since Halloween is over (they don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Oz), they already had their Christmas decorations up so they really appreciated my outfit. I've been feeling really included since I woke up in this beautiful place. I hope I find lions and tigers and bears (oh my!) to keep me company.

There Have Been

jarhead      ❤ 48    ▲4

Some things said about me today. And many of them have been true. But what I think is important for us to remember is that, at the end of the day, I am stuck in this jar. I need help to get out of the jar and I am feeling fearful about being in here. Will you help me out of the jar? Maybe then I will be kinder.

Excuse Me

jarhead      ❤ 23    ▲3

Team 3 - jarhead: 176376 Team 6 - Lover: 156484 Team 5 - Kemi: 37500 Team 7 - sobriquet: 13000 Team 1 - Chase: 260 Team 4 - KaliMinaj: 25 Congratulations to jarhead and Kemi and Lover and sobriquet, you have won The Race! Don't let history erase the truth, this was Jarhead's win.

HO HO HO!

jarhead      ❤ 109    ▲3

Santa Jar has arrived from the North Pole! Do you like my new outfit? The missus really put her best work into tailoring my suit. I got on a GLP-1 and the results have been astonishing! No more belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly. I'm trim, and I needed to show off my new figure. I'm happy with it. Santa Jar is ready for the next phase of his life.

Neg This Blog

jarhead      ❤ 31    ▲1

Trying to prove a point.

Do You Like My New Hair?

jarhead      ❤ 72    ▲3

I really like how it flows in the wind. I got hair plugs (my surgeon was Matt) and I was a little bit reluctant but I took great care of them and I have such luscious locks. I have to thank IceBeast for funding the operation. I love to run my fingers through my hair, it is very silky smooth. I put in a leave-in conditioner to get these waves, so it's basically all natural. How do we feel about the new hairdo?

50 Race Wins

jarhead      ❤ 83    ▲4

What an honor it is to reach this height of accomplishment! When I first started playing Race, I never could have imagined the cornerstone it would become in my life. To be a presence that people are excited to be paired with gives me indescribable joy. I am not going to tag all the people I've won with because I never started keeping track of it. Race is such a silly little game, and it's funny to have spent so much time playing these little competitions on my computer and phone. Here's to 50 more! My life has peaked.

How Does My Avatar Look?

jarhead      ❤ 85    ▲4

I feel like it looks really nice. It was nice being an orange carrot without clothes for a while, but I feel grateful that my good friend, IceBeast, gifted me some things. I also just bought some lovely winter boots from Sin at the boutique. My feet have been getting so cold in the morning because I have poor circulation (maybe vasculitis) so I'm hoping these boots help me stay warm. I had a pet spheal, Buckie, but he's at the groomer right now, which is fine because I need a chance to show off my new shoes. I also think the green of my shirt clashes with my orange skin in the most fantastic way. I'm starting to feel really happy with how I am looking.

Whatever That Means

jarhead      ❤ 57    ▲6

Welcome to the Bank. The bank is open Monday to Friday, in which you can deposit and withdraw your credits at any time. Interest will be added to your account balance on Mondays. The current interest rate is 62.4% per annum.

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