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I just wanna say

itsamodernlife      ❤ 49    ▲7

hwest14 @melanie BVW rocked! The immunity twists were gaggy, the idols were gaggy, the merge sac at F4 was insane (and despite what other people are saying the rules DID say that the first merge sacrifice would grant a user an idol so houston your decision was valid), and everyone played so hard. It was very overstimulating because everything went by so fast, but it was definitely a memorable experience. You guys did great! Goomybear congrats on winning oomf <3

To Goomybear (gif)

itsamodernlife      ❤ 53    ▲1

HOUSTON.

itsamodernlife      ❤ 25    ▲2

WHY HASNT THE GAME MERGED ITS F8???

who are banned from the bingo event for winning too much. I'll start. RobbieRIOT

Two kings

itsamodernlife      ❤ 45    ▲1

were pitted against each other in fast Survivor. Jaded

Fiesta Frenzy winner.

itsamodernlife      ❤ 151    ▲12

Frenzy ate that one time ^^ Hugs @Tisha my f2, @Kallie for asking me to join, and @melanie Tatum @Mittens @Amandasings04 PadamPadam Josh honey for being amazing allies. And @Tide / CasinoCheese yall were robbed.

But I just won race with Tatum. 🩷‼️

So actually

itsamodernlife      ❤ 34    ▲4

we need to fill another race bc what do u mean lucky drop gave me 6 -50%s and I was never able to save more than 800

Loses the Apocalypse

itsamodernlife      ❤ 36    ▲3

on stacker... oh karma hurts.

To anyone playing Royale

itsamodernlife      ❤ 54    ▲1

It is my queen VenusVafa's birthday, that diva. Throughout all of her time playing royale, Venus has never been invited to a Royale alliance chat. If you could find it in your hearts to add her to your final 8 royale group chats for her birthday, it would mean the world for her. Maybe even get her that win she's been seeking. #bekind. Ily Mark happy BIRTHDAYYYY 🩷🩷

I love it.

itsamodernlife      ❤ 16    ▲2

Tatum you got taste.

this is MY opinion so it's naturally correct. Just like how your opinion is also correct. (just not as correct as mine.) **F TIER** 13. Lucky Drop There isn't even excitement when I do well. I just have relief that I can save a decent score... because that's all that matters. From there, it's nothing but rage and frustration every time I see that -50%, or that 100. We need that lucky drop update. 12. Starfall Literally the worst comp that isn't marked as a luck comp... because it is a luck comp. IDC sometimes I get those first flakes in fast as FAWCK and then I still score less than 800. Other times I get like 2 flakes in after 20 seconds and I end up with a score of 920. It's not even fun. dgaf. **D TIER** 11. Chain Pop CONTROVERSIAL OPINION. But honestly I don't play for big chains anymore because that's what leads me to score so low and I KNOW the big chains are what makes most people rate this high. Ion do that. I just pop whatever. And it's not as satisfying anymore. Honestly it was never satisfying for me... Chain Pop is super inconsistent and that's what I hate about it. But now I avg 8k-11k so I'm not malding anymore. 10. Balloons If Balloons wasn't laggy asf, it'd easily be a top 5 if not top 3 competition... tapping my screen? Hell yes! But unforch, it is in fact laggy asf. And I can lose 20 points in a round just because my tap wasn't registered... whew. **C TIER** 9. Shapes Shapes gets too much hate idc idc. I loved it when it had a second delay, and I love it without the delay. I will admit though, getting 4-5 wrong in a row feels like getting shot repeatedly. I may also be tanking this one because I'm performing worse than normal as of late :s 8. Codebreaker Codebreaker is a comp equalizer, because it's a mix of skill and luck. If you're quick and efficient, you should realistically never score below like 72. Someone who had a bad code can lose to someone who got super lucky with their guesses. Overall, a solid competition, nothing overly good or bad to say about it. **B TIER** 7. Treasure Hunt When I first played treasure hunt I thought it was luck. Now ik it's completely skill, and I appreciate this new comp so much. Honestly, once you know the strat, it's a bit gamebotty and boring, but it's still a solid competition nonetheless. 6. Deal UNLIKE LUCKY DROP... Deal actually has some ENJOYABLE suspense, if you decide to play through. Besides the 1/20 moments of you getting a horrid first deal, the constant question of "stay or fold?" keeps me on my toes, and I know it keeps others on their toes as well. One of my favorite moments of the race tournament was seeing Team 9 stressing over Deal and whether to continue or take their deal; it was drama. Deal is drama. But GOOD drama. **A TIER** 5. Stacker Stacker is THAT GIRL. Like... it's that girl. Now, you'll have to restart your computer (GOD FORBID you do it on mobile) every time before to make sure it doesn't lag, but when it's crisp? OOH it's crisp. I love stacking a perfect stack and getting like 5 of those in a row, it's so satisfying. Genuinely if you hate this comp, it's because you're bad at it, point blank period. 4. MatchThree I used to be the biggest MatchThree hater... and yes it was because I was bad at it. But now I FINALLY get it. Especially now that I can swipe on PC. On mobile it's a mf nightmare. But swiping is so satisfying on PC. Looking for the next match is so satisfying, the slight panic of not finding one, only to see one and sigh in relief and swipe. See your next match? Swipe. Then watch as the combos roll in! Sometimes, you have horrible rounds where you get zero combos, and that sucks (keeping it out of S tier), but otherwise? Bop comp. 3. Holey Extremely controversial... but this is because I don't play on my phone often, and when I do, I DON'T have an iOS (sorry loser Apple users!). Holey... took a lot of time to learn. Starting off I was awful and got 416 my first run LMAOOO. Then I got 3k my 2nd run and quickly built my way up to like a constant 6k. If you want to get good at Holey, you have to find the rhythm that works best for you. And expect plateaus. I had my first one at 6k, then another around 7.6k - 8k. Now I consistently score 9.5k with occasional 10k scores on PC. On mobile, it's worse, but I can score around 7-8k. If you want tips HMU! **S TIER** 2. Weightlifting IDC IDC IDC this is the most skill based competition on the site. Even when I was bad at weightlifting and couldn't score more than 6k I loved this comp and clamored for its return. It's fun trying to keep something from teetering back and forth! Balance competitions are fun knowing I have horrible balance irl. Now that it has returned, I actually know the strategy and have been enjoying seeing my progress slowly increase from 6k, to 8k, to 10k, to 12k averages - and unlike Holey, the plateaus are very brief as I learn more and more abt the rhythm! What I love the most about this comp and #1 is that if you do poorly, it is completely on you; not luck, not glitches, not randomness. Just you. And there's always room to improve! More people should appreciate weightlifting for what it is. 1. WaterTank Are we surprised? Sin chewed with this comp. It's quick, it's efficient, it's a GREAT equalizer comp, but most importantly; it's BALANCED. No one will ever be fully 100% in water tank. Scores can be close asf or far asf. And honestly... no one will consistently score 6.4k . You will always have that one game of WaterTank where you go over... and you will be humbled. WaterTank will always be that girl. Drop your ranks below mhm mhm.

If i had to describe

itsamodernlife      ❤ 19    ▲0

lucky drop in one word, I'd get banned for saying a slur.

The gift shops

itsamodernlife      ❤ 84    ▲14

are basically Sapphire and @Minie buying them every cycle at insanely high prices bc they can afford them while everyone else switches out every 3 days affording the bs inflation... it rotates between other shop owners gifting their friends from their profits, ogs like Dream and style gifting their oomfs, and first time gift owners just trying to spread the love. Since when did 7k koinz for a gift shop become the norm. That's not normal. Please stop acting like these bids are normal. I'm gonna postpone my gift shop until this inflation issue for the shops gets fixed bc this is ridiculous I js want to gift people awesome designs </3

How to win sweatshop royale, no healthpacks, low spawn rate version! (Note: considering it's the same 30 people every royale, this may have varying results.) 1. Find people you like who are also powerhouses 2. Make an alliance with them (Frostbite @sobriquet @Tide Akshar High Goomybear spartagow) and have your people add the rest (Evan Britt) 3. Get convinced to kill off one of your alliance members (Tide) and substitute them for an even better one (Chase) 4. Dominate the game until you're the final 9 (sorry Chase D:) 5. Have great luck (or if you're a 0 time winner, horrid luck - i.e. Evan, Britt, Goomybear) 6. Get top 2 with no kills! (aka sobriquet and Frostbite) And you're done! You made payouts, got a single digit placement, and made a bunch of loyal allies for life while also pissing off a slight minority! Don't forget to fight people for health if you get jumped, because you sure as hell aren't getting it any other way.

I just won race

itsamodernlife      ❤ 86    ▲5

with one of my closest friends on here. ily KaliMinaj Congratulations to itsamodernlife and KaliMinaj, you have won The Race! 0 minutes ago

So actually

itsamodernlife      ❤ 81    ▲5

let's fill another race.

The Tax Brackets of Kovaze

itsamodernlife      ❤ 219    ▲28

THE ONES WHO SPEND EVERY DIME The Homeless of Kovaze: Less than 500 koinz Poverty: 500-1k koinz Lower Class: 1k - 1.5k koinz Working Class (people who play games for koinz): 1.5k - 2.5k koinz THE SHRINKING MIDDLE CLASS Lower Middle Class: 2.5k - 5k koinz Middle Class: 5k - 10k koinz Upper Middle Class: 10k - 20k koinz THE SHOP OWNERS/DESIGNERS THE GAMEBOTS Upper Class: 20k - 30k koinz The Wealthy: 30k - 50k koinz Silicon Valley Wealthy: 50k - 100k koinz THE GREEDY Kovaze Moneymakers: 100k - 200k koinz Elon Musk: 200k koinz Estimates made off of the median amt of koinz being 2k and the mean being 5.6k. Where do you lie?

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