I do NOT plan on losing ANYTHING. ... I lost.

i'd rather delete my blog so someone else can get top blog than watch ppl downvote it to accomplish the same thing. what happened to common courtesy

I've been coding a bot for the big brother ORG I host, and here are some fun things it does: - Start a nomination ceremony, and posts gifs every time the hoh types in a certain phrase (i.e. "The first houseguest I have nominated for eviction is..." - cue nomination 1 gif) - Send live updates to the viewing lounge that customizes the embed message depending on if you're a houseguest, HOH, nominee, or POV holder - Since the messaging format is rooms based (think breakout rooms in a meeting), I coded a whisper system that allows houseguests to whisper each other if they are in the same room (No need for 1 on 1 channels or using dms to message!) Adding some coded challenges tonight and tomorrow, but overall, I'm pretty happy with how this project is going ^^

Thank god. LUNA OR WHATEVER SUCK IT

I don't work at mcdonalds tf

unfortunate just got voted off. I don't know what I'm doing. I want to curl in a ball and drift off in space. I need help. Please send help. If anyone is reading this. Please help me. Please. Please. Please. I'd like to thank skinny @Tisha Ven Connor for hosting a lovely season.

in skinnisha survivor.

It is day 6 out here in space. The climate is freezing cold. We just ejected Justini out of our spacecraft... only to be faced with ANOTHER vote. Yall... it's hard out here likeeee. I expected living in space to be me deciding between some freeze dried ice cream or bananas for dessert. NO. NO IT'S NOT. I'm expected to leave the ship every day to do maintenance tasks when mind you, I am the youngest one on the tribe and it's not even close. BABY IDK HOW TO KEEP A SHIP INTACT. I'm shocked we haven't crashed into a meteor or spiraled out of control yet but I'm trying my hardest BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH LIKE I'M SO OVER ITTTTT. And on top of that we are the flop comp space crew. IDK how this Luna crew or whatever can magically adjust to gravity and whip all of our asses or if our team all has space arthritis or whatever but we SUCK. And I HATE losing. I lost enough competitions on Earth when I was in a house with James and Jaded like... the fact that I can't even win in space... I'm bones honey. There are some pros, though! skinny @Tisha Connor have been lovely captains guiding us through the cosmos. The technological advancements from Ven have been stunning. And my crew are filled with some of the nicest people on the site <3 so I can't complain. It can only stay nice for so long, though... for so long. please send help. please. I don't know how long I can do this.

IF YOU ARE A WOMAN THAT LIKES TOMODACHI LIFE, BIG BROTHER, HIGH QUALITY, AND ME, THEN APPLY TO MY BIG BROTHER ORG! Graphics below: @Sprite approved

CONFESSIONALS COMING SOON. It's time for the audience to get fed.

I'm back.

Hi. <3 Just here to make silly blogs about AMANDASINGS BIG BROTHER SEASON 5: BLOOD VS WATER. And also check in on my faves. Life's getting busy again but I feel alot more in tune with myself than I was like 2-3 months ago. Hugs everyone

is everything okay. hugs kovaze tho

- I turned my GPA around from a 1.1 and on academic suspension to a 3.2 in two semesters and hopefully it'll be a 3.8 by the following year. I'm now re-energized and ready to commit to university; but more importantly, I'm ready to kickstart my career. - Because of my dedication, one of my math teachers I adored sent me a lovely internship opportunity that I can apply to this fall and offered to write me a letter of recommendation for it. Best part is, her husband works for said company. Networking! - A needle punctured the side of my tire and I didn't have a spare... so I had to get it replaced. The cost was enough for me to learn how to replace a tire myself so I went to my uncle's mechanic shop for a couple days and now I know how to replace my tire! - Working on my first project to add to my resume; it's a WIP but I want to make a model that will effectively predict how much sediment is in a selected river in my general region. - Random but practicing my French and improving my Spanish; I want to be able to at least be advanced to superior in Spanish, and I need to retain my French fluency because I'm not speaking enough of it at home. Hope everyone is doing well <3

My browser spazzes out and opens a new tab while i'm doing lucky drop and it saves 0 when I still had a score of 1000. It's okay bc it's weakest link. Next comp is balloons and I'm bottom 2 cus my comp saved 0. Okay that's fine. I get 1700 and smile because the balloons lag didn't affect me. I close out and see my score is 1000, but I think it's a bug bc it's on my phone so I refresh. Nope, the score stayed 1000 because somehow my game saved my lucky drop score from a round prior instead of my current balloons score. For some reason. Sin girl get UPP cus what is going on.

to apologize to Luxray for accidentally sabotaging

I alr hate mazes on the daily so i can tell this is gonna be my weak point on Kovaze...

About 2 months ago or so I made a blog giving tips on the competitions here: https://kovaze.com/blog/85563 Well now it's updated! Now that we have 4 new comps, I added them alongside the other minigames (and the 3 retired ones for when they come back). In case you're too lazy to check: WaterTank Preferred Device: Any Average: 5k Good: 6k WaterTank is the best comp on the site. It's really simple, it's easy, it's quick, and most of all, it's never luck based; only your own skill and perception. My biggest tip for WaterTank for those of you who just want to get out of the 4k abyss; STOP PLAYING IT RISKY! Stop trying to get those 900 scores and aim for 750-800. If you get 8 rounds of a score of 750 that already breaks 6k and you're in the A tier for WaterTank. My personal strategy is to use my cursor/finger to follow along after the water goes invisible so I don't go over, with a combination of counting to see how long it takes for it to go invisible (and repeating those increments in my head so I don't get lost). It works 90% of the time! Weightlifting Preferred Device: PC Average: Like 6-7k Good: 10k The other fully skill based comp, because it runs the same every single time. Unfortunately, it's probably going to get taken down again bc of the glitching but whatever.bThis was one of my favorite comps when it was first released, even though I was HORRIBLE at it lol. When you understand weightlifting, your average will slowly get better until you reach a certain point! Connor made a blog about how to do weightlifting that I think helps, so I'll drop it here: https://kovaze.com/blog/112036 I'll make a video on the gameplay later, but basically you NEED to actively be pressing back and forth to keep the ball in the green starting around the silver bars. When it's bronze, I don't even tap my arrow keys until about 12 seconds in, and even then I only tap like once to twice until it reaches 30 seconds. Basically, the weights gradually need you to tap/press/hold more as the timer goes on until you're basically HOLDING down for dear life. Around silver is when you need to start aggressively tapping to keep it in the green, because you score alot more points when it's in the green, and it's infinitely harder to score points when the bars are gold compared to silver. Once you get to gold you're basically tapping and holding to keep it centered, and it becomes endurance; how long can you last? I'll make a video on the gameplay later. Balloons Preferred Device: A TOUCHSCREEN DEVICE. Average: 1200 Good: 1400 Honestly I'm not the best at balloons... I only pop like 400 balloons every round. The biggest advice I can give is to prioritize speed over accuracy because the more sets you go through (unless you're really bad...) the more balloons you'll correctly pop, which correlates to more points. My one thing is, ESPECIALLY if you have specific devices that don't register your taps well? Tap HARD. And AGGRESSIVELY. Because otherwise you might end up popping like 5 small balloons before you realize that big balloon you thought you popped was still there. The lag on Balloons needs to be fixed. TreasureHunt Preferred Device: A TOUCHSCREEN. Average: 600 Good: 900 Some of yall 'bout to be real mad at me... but it must be said. NO LONGER will we gatekeep TreasureHunt strats. Now if you're Evan you're going to do some crazy strategy and get like 1300, but if you're the rest of the Kovazian public... you just want something fast and easy. So let me tell you the trick. Pick a corner, any corner. You get a number? Go up/down/left/right (whatever you choose will work) that many spaces. If you hit a corner, turn the corner and continue until you're at the space. Then, tap that space. You get another number - an EVEN number. (Unless you messed up.) NOW. You have to go DIAGONALLY HALF the number you get. I'll upload a picture later that explains what I'm talking about, but here's an example: I start at the bottom right corner. I get the number 5. I go UP 5 spaces. I tap that square. I now get the number 8! I will go DIAGONALLY 4 spaces. In what direction, you may ask? DOWN AND LEFT, because I started on the BOTTOM RIGHT - I have to go the opposite of what side I started and I go in the same directon that I STARTED in. I'll also link a video to this gameplay! Sometime tomorrow I'll drop links of me playing some comps that I think are best explained with a visual demonstration. Until then, I hope these tips help!