Its another episode wooooohoooooo!!!! Beni - The Chaos Agent Shrimp - The Nerd MedusaLuh - The Strategist MattyChamps - The Athlete Edgar - The Flirt WowPlatinum - The Firecracker Dimitra - The Real Housewife Nettles - The Snob Fiji - The Black Widow ToriMarie - The Cynic lish - The Primadonna Eliminated bitches: AngieKStan - The Beauty Queen Glitter - The Schemer Seong - The Golden Boy Pava - The Analyst Starry - The Sunshine Envious - The Leader Previously on Wows Villa we said goodbye to Envious it was very sad. anyway new episode!! This episode i decided to bond with nettles to give him some much needed screentime. i also flirted with shrimp cuz the website told me we have a showmance even tho i did not know that. WowPlatinum and Nettles have a real moment together. Something clicks between them. torimarie goes room to room with baking soda and deodorises the entire villa. Nobody asked for it. Everyone notices immediately. The whole place feels different. torimarie does a full round of laundry for everyone before anyone is up. Clothes folded, sorted by person, left on their beds. Nobody says much but the mood in the villa is noticeably lighter. Tisha puts themselves through a brutal session in the yard, the kind that leaves them shaking afterward. They walk away knowing exactly what they can do this week. Tisha saves mattychamps a seat at every single meal this week without ever mentioning it. torimarie uses Nettles's toothbrush to clean the bathroom drain as a joke. It is not a joke. Nettles finds out an hour later. The villa hears the scream. WOWPLATINUM WINS HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD (omg bro finally damn!) I nominate MedusaLuh Edgar and ToriMarie because theyre the only ones im not in alliance with rn :/ MEDUSALUH WINS THE TIME CAPSULE! Her reward is.. a spot in the veto comp! Which does nothing cuz shes a nominee. SHRIMP WINS THE VETO!!!!! He does not use it! WowPlatinum tries to flirt with Shrimp, but it comes out flat tonight. Shrimp notices the effort feels off. WowPlatinum and edgar spend quality time together, strengthening their connection. Fiji tells WowPlatinum something about edgar that may or may not be true. It stops mattering once it has gone round twice. WowPlatinum and edgar will feel it. Nettles says one name. Fiji nods. That is the entire conversation and it is completely binding. Neither is surprised. Fiji runs out of medication that production is slow to replace. Dimitra stays up with them through the worst of it. The villa learns about it from someone else weeks later. EDGAR WINS THE BLOCKBUSTER!!! By a vote of 4-4... we have a TIE! I break the tie and i vote out MEDUSALUH! MedusaLuh, you just got hit by a #WowBomb End of episode 7

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Its another episode wooooohoooooo!!!! Beni - The Chaos Agent Shrimp - The Nerd MedusaLuh - The Strategist MattyChamps - The Athlete Edgar - The Flirt WowPlatinum - The Firecracker Dimitra - The Real Housewife Nettles - The Snob Fiji - The Black Widow Envious - The Leader ToriMarie - The Cynic lish - The Primadonna Eliminated bitches: AngieKStan - The Beauty Queen Glitter - The Schemer Seong - The Golden Boy Pava - The Analyst Starry - The Sunshine Previously Starry was sent home :( In this episode i decided to do something to stand out in the spotlight and i also bonded with Dimitra WowPlatinum and Dimitra have a real moment together. Something clicks between them. Medusaluh works out the washing machine actually has a second setting. The villa reacts like a discovery has been made. Nettles and Fiji get stuck cooking a chaotic group dinner together and somehow make it feel like a date. Medusaluh goes too hard trying to prove something and comes away genuinely hurt. This week is going to be rough for them. mattychamps and Envious end up on opposite sides of a competition and the trash talk gets a little too real for two people who are supposedly just flirting. Dimitra spends the afternoon cleaning out the pool. Nobody asked. By evening it is clear enough to see the bottom and the whole villa ends up out there. Tisha and Medusaluh end up talking on the loungers long after everyone else has gone to bed. Nothing is said outright. Neither of them moves to leave. MATTYCHAMPS WINS HOH! (Im kind of mad ab this one i got second and i was sooooo close) MattyChamps nominates Brxanne, Envious and MedusaLuh! BRXANNE WINS THE TIME CAPSULE!!! He wins an advantage: IMMUNITY IN THE NEXT EPISODE! MATTYCHAMPS WINS THE VETO!!!!!!!!!!! Jordie stops by the Villa to make a surprise cameo and give some of the rooms an interior design makeover! WowPlatinum creates tension with Medusaluh. The villa is buzzing. WowPlatinum swept and mopped every floor in the villa. Nobody asked. Everyone noticed. Medusaluh loses it slightly halfway through pitching to torimarie. Voice goes up. Hands go everywhere. They pull it back, just about. torimarie is quiet for a second. Then: "I hear you." That is all. It is enough. Tisha plants one line about Envious with mattychamps and changes the subject immediately. That is the whole trick. mattychamps and Envious will feel it. Brxanne tells WowPlatinum exactly who has been lying to them and names every single one. Far louder than a campaign needs to be. WowPlatinum listens the whole way through. At the end they just say "yeah" and change the subject. Nettles, Envious and mattychamps turn a garden game into a genuine grudge match. It is very entertaining and slightly concerning. MEDUSALUH WINS THE BLOCKBUSTER (this is really major cuz im pretty sure she was gonna get every vote) By a vote of 5-4, ENVIOUS is evicted from the Wows Villa!!!! Brxanne is safe (and safe next round too!!!!) Envious, it was lovely to have you. Goodbye!!!

Its another episode wooooohoooooo!!!! Beni - The Chaos Agent Shrimp - The Nerd MedusaLuh - The Strategist MattyChamps - The Athlete Edgar - The Flirt WowPlatinum - The Firecracker Dimitra - The Real Housewife Nettles - The Snob Fiji - The Black Widow Envious - The Leader ToriMarie - The Cynic lish - The Primadonna Starry - The Sunshine Eliminated bitches: AngieKStan - The Beauty Queen Glitter - The Schemer Seong - The Golden Boy Pava - The Analyst Previously, Pava was evicted from the game and it was very sad. I decided to start this episode out by bonding with MattyChamps and Fiji. I then decided to do something to stand out to the audience because im gonna do a separate post at the end of the season about the audience popularity stats and i gotta get those numbers up! mattychamps has not slept properly in four nights and has stopped pretending otherwise. They are running on nothing. edgar, Brxanne and Envious corner Dimitra and starrydash for a full interrogation about the showmance. Both of them hold up well. mattychamps and Dimitra both reach for the last slice of pizza, freeze, then split it with the precision of surgeons. The whole villa watches in silence. Nobody knows why it's funny but it is. Tisha and WowPlatinum get caught matching outfits by complete accident and lean into the bit all day. It reads as more than a bit to everyone watching. Brxanne's reaction to the week's events is caught on camera and goes instantly viral. Not meanly. They have become a meme but the affection behind it is real. Brxanne does not know yet. Dimitra gets a surprise shoutout from a celebrity fan account and does not find out until someone in the villa shows them the notification count. Dimitra and Envious both claim credit for the group's win in a task neither of them actually led. The rest of the villa remembers it differently than either of them. SHRIMP WINS HOH!!!!! Shrimp nominates ToriMarie, Medusaluh and Starrydash EDGAR WINS THE TIME CAPSULE! He failed in his task and recieved a punishment of a BAD MAKEOVER!!! MEDUSALUH WINS THE VETO!!!! Edgar is the RENOM! Starry, ToriMarie and Edgar are the final nominees WowPlatinum takes center stage and commands the room's attention. edgar says one name. Brxanne nods. That is the entire conversation and it is completely binding. Neither is surprised. Nettles, mattychamps and Fiji run a circuit in the garden every morning this week. Half of them hate it. All of them keep turning up. Envious and starrydash fall into a 6am workout routine that nobody else has the energy to join. Within three days they are an unspoken duo. The cameras absolutely notice. torimarie gets up mid-conversation, pushes the chair back, and walks out of the room without a word. The door does not slam but everyone flinches anyway. Dimitra is left mid-sentence. TORIMARIE WINS THE BLOCKBUSTER!!!!! I evicted Edgar because me and Starry are allies BY A VOTE OF 5-5, WE HAVE A TIE! Shrimp breaks the tie STARRY IS ELIMINATED FROM WOWS VILLA. Starry, thank you for playing. Im sad to see you go.

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episode 4!!!! yayyyyyyyaayyyy Beni - The Chaos Agent Shrimp - The Nerd MedusaLuh - The Strategist MattyChamps - The Athlete Edgar - The Flirt WowPlatinum - The Firecracker Pava - The Analyst Dimitra - The Real Housewife Nettles - The Snob Fiji - The Black Widow Envious - The Leader ToriMarie - The Cynic lish - The Primadonna Starry - The Sunshine Eliminated bitches: AngieKStan - The Beauty Queen Glitter - The Schemer Seong - The Golden Boy Previously Seong went home after somebody won HOH i forget who Today in the villa i decided to flirt with Envious (hes a compbeast), bond with Nettles and start drama with Pava. torimarie does a full round of laundry for everyone before anyone is up. Clothes folded, sorted by person, left on their beds. Nobody says much but the mood in the villa is noticeably lighter. Shrimp takes the blame for a broken glass they did not break, purely so nobody has to argue about it. The villa moves on. Shrimp shrugs. Medusaluh has a moment in the villa that the cameras catch fully. The edit is careful. The comment section is not. Dimitra and starrydash spend the whole morning being disgustingly sweet to each other in the kitchen. Nobody has the heart to interrupt them. WowPlatinum swaps the name tags on the snack shelf so Brxanne's hidden stash reads as Shrimp's. Shrimp gets blamed for eating it first. WowPlatinum watches the fallout from the couch. STARRYDASH WINS HOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Starry nominates Shrimp, MedusaLuh and Tisha MATTYCHAMPS WINS THE TIME CAPSULE! He failed the time capsule thing and his punishment was getting purpled for an episode!!! WOWPLATINUM WINS THE POWER OF VETO!!!!! I encouraged Starrydash to put up Pava, my nemesis, if i use the veto. I use the veto on SHRIMP! Nominees: Pava, Tisha, MedusaLuh WowPlatinum plants seeds of doubt about Skarsgard around the house. The narrative sticks and the source stays hidden. Dimitra and starrydash argue about it properly first, then land on Skarsgard anyway. The argument was the point. Neither is surprised. Envious tells Brxanne that Skarsgard has been talking about them. Brxanne wants names. Envious gives them, happily. Brxanne and Skarsgard will feel it. Dimitra quietly redoes everyone's laundry pile after the machine floods. Says nothing about it. Three people work out it was them by dinner. WowPlatinum has been counted out all week. The moment they stop managing that perception is the moment the cameras find something worth filming. The villa votes them their favourite person of the week. edgar and Brxanne have settled into a routine. Comfortable, unremarkable, steady. TISHA WINS THE BLOCKBUSTER!!! I vote to evict Pava/Skarsgard because he is my nemesis BY A VOTE OF 7-4... PAVA IS EVICTED FROM WOWS VILLA!!!! Pava you had a wild run in your few episodes good game you will be back if i do an All Stars mwahhh end of episode

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ok episode 3 lets do it guysssss Beni - The Chaos Agent Shrimp - The Nerd MedusaLuh - The Strategist Seong - The Golden Boy MattyChamps - The Athlete Edgar - The Flirt WowPlatinum - The Firecracker Pava - The Analyst Dimitra - The Real Housewife Nettles - The Snob Fiji - The Black Widow Envious - The Leader ToriMarie - The Cynic lish - The Primadonna Starry - The Sunshine Eliminated bitches: AngieKStan - The Beauty Queen Glitter - The Schemer Previously on Wows Villa, Glitter got pooped on by Edgar and it was rlly bad For this episode i decided to bond with Seong and also i created an alliance of me, tisha, torimarie, fiji and dimitra. i meant to do all of the DNTM players but it didnt let me add Seong cuz him and i dont have a good relationship currently. Ill add him later if i can! i also flirted with medusaluh (lore accurate) Villa Events: WowPlatinum and Seong spend quality time together, strengthening their connection. WowPlatinum and Medusaluh spend the evening flirting, and it is very clearly working. Shrimp goes at Nettles at the dinner table. Out loud. In front of everyone. edgar, Seong, Envious witness the whole thing. An online ranking of the villa contestants drops. Nettles is well ahead of Tisha. Tisha finds out WowPlatinum has been downplaying whatever is going on between them to another housemate. It stings more than Tisha expected. Fiji and Tisha go at it in the kitchen loud enough for the whole villa to hear every word. Fiji tells Seong that starrydash is the one who called them fake in the confessional. It was actually Fiji. Dimitra spends the morning cooking a full breakfast for the house. SHRIMP WINS HOH!!! Shrimp nominates Torimarie, Seong and Starrydash DIMITRA WINS THE VILLA TIME CAPSULE! She recieves an increase in audience popularity! SHRIMP WINS POV!!!! For the villa events i decided to flirt with Shrimp cuz he seems to be killin it in challenges. And then i recruited Seong to the DNTM alliance. Nettles pranks edgar with a fake elimination announcement that fools the whole villa for ninety seconds. edgar's reaction is the clip of the season. Both of them are everywhere. Shrimp and WowPlatinum sneak off during the group's downtime and come back looking very pleased with themselves. Nobody buys the "just talking" line. starrydash moves Dimitra's things into the worst bed in the villa while they are outside, then acts confused about it. Fiji cleans the bathroom and the hot water runs out for the rest of the house. They were in there thirty minutes. The villa decides it was two hours. The correction goes unheard. TORIMARIE WINS THE BLOCKBUSTER!!! Starry and Seong are the final nominees. My relationship with Seong is lower so i vote to evict Seong... By a vote of 7-5, SEONG is evicted from Wows Villa!!! End of episode!!!

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ok were back heres the cast: Beni - The Chaos Agent Shrimp - The Nerd MedusaLuh - The Strategist Seong - The Golden Boy MattyChamps - The Athlete Edgar - The Flirt WowPlatinum - The Firecracker Pava - The Analyst Dimitra - The Real Housewife Nettles - The Snob Fiji - The Black Widow Envious - The Leader ToriMarie - The Cynic lish - The Primadonna Starry - The Sunshine Glitter - The Schemer Eliminated bitches: AngieKStan - The Beauty Queen Previously Angie was voted out against Pava/Skarsgaard after MattyChamps dominated and a bunch of other things happened. Villa Events: For todays events i decided to start drama with @Tisha cuz he got no screentime last episode. I then worked out before the challenge and then schemed. Notable moments: Envious and Edgar got in a fight and the audience dislikes them both now The whole backyard hears Skarsgard and Glitter bicker about who said what to whom. Neither one backs down. Tisha cooks a fully vegan meal for the house without saying anything beforehand. Most people eat it without complaint. edgar is not one of them. The phrase "pushing an agenda" gets said out loud before the plates are cleared. mattychamps braids WowPlatinum's hair on the patio for forty-five minutes while they both talk about absolutely nothing important. The viewing party goes feral for the clip. ??????????????????????? Nettles and Fiji start a showmance (Nettles be careful girl) EDGAR WINS HOH!!! Edgar nominates Pava, Glitter and Fiji TISHA WINS THE BB TIME CAPSULE! She gets a personal private chef FIJI WINS THE VETO! Edgar nominates ENVIOUS as his replacement nominee Villa events: WowPlatinum and torimarie have a real moment together. Something clicks between them. WowPlatinum and Dimitra spend the evening flirting, and it is very clearly working. Skarsgard does not campaign so much as sit down opposite mattychamps and ask them, flat out, what it would take. mattychamps hears them out. The answer is already no. Tisha and Seong argue about it properly first, then land on Glitter anyway. The argument was the point. Neither is surprised. Envious tries to say their piece before the vote and it does not land the way they needed it to. The room goes politely quiet. ENVIOUS WINS THE BLOCKBUSTER I vote to evict Skarsgard as the game lists us as rivals. Glitter i currently have tension with but were not rivals. BY A VOTE OF 8-5, GLITTER IS EVICTED FROM WOWS VILLA! Skarsgard/Pava survives yet another vote!!!! End of episode 2 yay

were performing vaginoplasties in the ballroom and Joe Rogan is up next

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