Robin here! Back with another set of Unwanted Critiques for #DNTM5! Last episode, the models were put in a Botanical Garden. Some grew and thrived while some wilted. Luckily, it was a non-elimination round to get things started with the special All-Stars format, but this Episode someone will be going home, but we are not focusing on that right now. Before we get onto Episode 2, let’s compare my rankings with the official ones! Plus I have a lovely surprise (or maybe not depending on how you feel). 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Episode 1 Rankings: https://kovaze.com/group_thread/371 Listed below are the official rankings from last episode, and next to it is my prediction. If I was off, I will include how far I was because I love data 1st: Manyo (Correct) ✅ 2nd: Medusa (Incorrect: My Placement: 5th) ❌ (Off by 3 Placements) 3rd: Guilty (Incorrect: My Placement: 15th) ❌ (Off by 12 Placements) 4th: Seong (Incorrect: My Placement: 2nd) ❌ (Off by 2 Placements) 5th: Maris (Incorrect: My Placement: 6th) ❌ (Off by 1 Placement) 6th: Fancy (Incorrect: My Placement: 3rd) ❌ (Off by 3 Placements) 7th: Angie (Incorrect: My Placement: 12th) ❌ (Off by 5 Placements) 8th: Goomy (Incorrect: My Placement: 11th) ❌ (Off by 3 Placements) 9th: Cupid (Incorrect: My Placement: 13th) ❌ (Off by 4 Placements) 10th: Gabs (Incorrect: My Placement: 4th) ❌ (Off by 6 Placements) 11th: Lewis (Incorrect: My Placement: 8th) ❌ (Off by 3 Placements) 12th: Thiii (Incorrect: My Placement: 10th) ❌ (Off by 2 Placements) 13th: ohEMgee (Incorrect: My Placement: 9th) ❌ (Off by 4 Placements) 14th: Jordie (Incorrect: My Placement: 7th) ❌ (Off by 7 Placements) 15th: Kali (Incorrect: My Placement: 14th) ❌ (Off by 1 Placement) 16th: Honey (Incorrect: My Placement: 17th) ❌ (Off by 1 Placement) 17th: Marquis (Incorrect: My Placement: 16th) ❌ Off by 1 Placement) Total Correct: 1/17 So, kind of a bit scattered, especially in the middle spots, but at least I got 1st place right! Now onto the surprise! Since I have been giving feedback, I think it is only fair if I submit something for those to provide their input. Now I probably didn’t put in the full 1000% effort as the players do, but enough that I feel comfortable posting if I were a contestant on the Spin Spin Off "DNTM Meh Stars". Those who aren’t All-Stars but are there for a good time. Attached is my submission plus the reference model that I will use! My vision was to go with Cherry Blossoms and an illuminating atmosphere. Maybe a bit fantasy, but I really love the color and look of Cherry Blossoms (it was the plan, but I think blowing them up to make them large loses their blossom vibe, though they still have an origin there) and wanted to incorporate the flower and colors in my look. Initially, I wanted to make it a night scene to balance the brightness, but when I got an illuminated result, I really liked it and went with that route. I also wanted the background to be similar to the Metal Gear Solid 3 (or Delta) scenery from the final boss battle in the game. It is such a beautiful but sad moment, and the flowers in it (not cherry blossoms, but similar in color) help sell the imagery/mood of the entire game (for those who played it). Unfortunately, after trying it out, the execution didn’t fully work out, so I went with the final version that we see here, but it was a nice thought. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 In this episode, the models celebrated surviving the first All-Stars photoshoot and partied a bit too hard; now we are seeing the aftermath. This photoshoot was called 🥂 The Morning After 🥂 ℹ️ Models had to create a high-fashion editorial inspired by the morning after a wild night out. The image should capture the glamorous aftermath of the celebration while still feeling luxurious, stylish, and magazine-worthy. The photoshoot must take place IN or AROUND a house, villa, apartment, or any other residential property. Models were free to use any indoor or outdoor area of the home. Since the party took place at the house, the home should reflect the atmosphere of the following morning.ℹ️ What I’m Looking For: 🟢 High-fashion photo that showcases the morning after a wild night out. 🟢Should show a glamorous aftermath (which for me would be no sloppy drunk on the floor covered in puke...something you would typically see in a comedy movie about a party)\ 🟢Still look luxurious, stylish, and something appropriate for a magazine (Which for me would be quick to get yourself together for a magazine shoot later that day) 🟢Photo is located at a home, either inside or outside, and is some part of the home. 🟢Photo should reflect the atmosphere of the following morning (Which for me would be giving me an idea of what happened at the party, so the story in that context) Just like last episode, I will go through the photos per season and give out stars. This episode will have 5! No graphics for it because of time purposes, but I will have Star Emojis. Finally again, this is just my opinion. It doesn’t affect the game. Remember, have fun, and I just enjoy seeing the stuff. Episode 2 Photos: https://kovaze.com/group_thread/379 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 First Up Season 1 Gabs I like the setup of this photo. One thing that really stood out to me is your overall pose. It is giving exhausted but still beautiful. Looking at your face, I can sense you are drained from the events, but you are still giving your full energy. I love the upper part of your outfit, but a bit confused about the bottom part. I can’t tell if the skirt is the actual skirt or if you are just covered in party streamers or not. I think a skirt is a nice choice, but I am not a fan of the material. I like the atmosphere of the aftermath; it gives me the sense of something interesting happened, especially with the bottle on the floor, but some items confused me, especially since there are no additional clues to help with the story. Those would be the mask, the watch, and maybe the fur coat/boat on the stairs. Was it a masquerade-type party or a Mardi Gras style? Those little details confused me a bit, but overall you did well in the presentation; they just threw me off. Total ⭐’s: 4/5 AngieKStan This is a good photo, and I really love the butterfly aesthetic from the outfit to them being placed on you. From a quick glance of the photo and how the focus is on you, I don’t get “The Morning After” from it. I see the glass and bottle on the ground, but if you look at the table, it looks neatly fine as if something will be happening instead of something already having happened. That said, I really enjoy the pose. I love the fantasy that it brings and I get lost in your eyes with that gaze you provide. The photo gives something you see for a garden party vibes. I think the photo is very good but a small miss on the prompt, though. Maybe if you were on the table doing that I think that would be a bit better to fit what the prompt was asking. Total ⭐’s: 3.5/5 OhEMgee I see the vision that you were going with in this image, but I think the execution was a miss. I like the background of the cups spilled on the table, the broken window, and I think some article of clothing on the light fixture, but the way the picture is angled, it gets lost. Your pose is fine, but it gives me the impression that you arrived at the party and told the photographer hey I like this; let’s take a photo and then left the party instead of staying there for the entire night. The mascara dripping from your eyes is a nice touch, but there needs to be more. I do love the outfit, and it’s very appealing on you. Part of me thinks if you were sitting at the table (as if you passed out with your head lying down and you woke up) and doing a pose similar to what you did, I think that would be better. It will better showcase the whole “Morning After Vibes” and show more that you were there for the entire time at the party. Add more to the story, I guess. Total ⭐’s: 3.5/5 Jordie I like this! I love most of the setup around you. There are some details that I would change, but that is just me being picky (the flamingo being deflated or something on it, and the lighting being more crack-of-dawn vibes). These details aren’t bad where I’m like WORST PHOTO EVER, but would add more to the story, and I feel like your pose is great, but I picture it being a nighttime pose; since the prompt wasn’t that, then crack of dawn would be a nice balance to meet the prompt and fit the vibes it gives me. Maybe a cute detail would be the shoes you had been in the pool too, but I do love that you had no shoes in this shot (even though I am not a fan of feet, I understand the appropriate time when it should be used). I don’t know if the judges will say anything about part of your foot being cropped but that could just be the posting, but it is just a couple of toes...either way, I love the pose that you did and the outfit looks great. It probably looked amazing prior to and during the party, and honestly, after a nice clean, it will be ready for the next party. Total ⭐’s: 5/5 Next Up: Season 2! KaliMinaj This is an interesting photo. I do like it, but it took me a while to get it. I’m not going to fault you for it being upside down; I can just flip my whole computer upside down to see it the image right side up (there is a better way to handle this, but that was the first solution for me and I can’t go back). The photo gives fun vibes and makes me want to know more about what happened. I do think the lighting should have been a bit better to get a better understanding of the stuff around, but maybe you had it like that to help showcase the pinks and yellows. I don’t know if “Morning After” would be the first thing that comes to my mind seeing this. Things that come to my mind are “Party Explosion”, “Drug Trip,” “Listening to Confessions II”. Overall, I like it. Total ⭐’s: 3.5/5 Medusaluh This shot gives movie film vibes, and I really like the lighting, especially the slits of light on your body. I think the addition of the butler cleaning up is a nice touch just because the aftermath isn’t that messy, BUT it is because he spent so much cleaning up and stuff. The pose is fine, and it is giving stay focused on me even though I'm surrounded by a mess. The one thing that I would critique is your look in general. You look fine, but it does not give me “Morning After”. I wish you gave a little bit of Messy Glamor. Maybe some streamers on you or something that makes you not look so clean. I think with the prompt, it was about you just waking up; now let’s take a picture, and I don’t get that. You look great but too great for the prompt. But besides that, I like this! Total ⭐’s: 4/5 Manyomash I like the Alice in Wonderland-inspired theme that you have going on. I do wish that if you were going with that theme, maybe the pose OR the angle of the photo could have gone with it. Maybe something that fit with the perspective of how we see you (like Alice getting bigger and smaller). Similar to what Thiii did in their photo last round, but that might be a me thing though. I just wish you opened up a bit more, since the pose feels a bit closed off and you look a bit bored in your facial reaction. I do like the addition of the other models in the background, but I wish they were exaggerated a bit more. They are giving me a bit of amateur theatre acting of “sleeping or passed out”. I’m being a bit critical on this because when I think of Alice in Wonderland, I think of an overall dramatic atmosphere, so I expect that in a photo that references that. I might be alone in this mindset, and that is okay, but please don’t think that I believe your photo is bad; I just wanted more because I see this as an out-of-the-box route for this theme. I am looking forward to seeing what the judges say on this one (in a positive way). Besides all of that, I still think the photo is fine. Total ⭐’s: 3.5/5 Maris This is interesting. The atmosphere fits the vibe of the theme, but the pose is an interesting choice. I personally think it would be better if you did it the other way around, where you were on the couch. It would do the outfit more justice by showcasing it that way. Maybe on the couch kind of tired, holding a drink would help, plus with the atmosphere of the photo doesn’t give “The Morning After” Prompt. It gives more of a fight happened and I’m having a hard time seeing if the floor is covered with sparkles or glass which, if it is glass, then maybe lying on the floor isn’t the best choice. Overall, not a bad photo. Total ⭐’s: 2.5/5 Next is Season 3: Seong This is good. One thing I want to note is the background models. They are more in tune with the situation, which is something I mentioned for Manyo. I am not a fan of the pose. Something about it makes it seem that you were pushed onto the table instead of maybe waking up from it. Maybe having one of your arms up on your head could have helped. I also wished your outfit stood out a bit more. It kind of blends in with the table, especially with the white centerpiece. I am not saying something too flashy but a better pop of color like red (if you remove the red thing underneath you. OR you could have put like a wine stain on you. You are on a table, and you look clean. Seems sus. Now it is giving me is everyone around you was murdered and you were the killer and this is you acting like you were attacked so you didn’t look like the killer, but guess what, I’ve seen Scream a lot of times, I know the killer...once they reveal it. Not a bad photo; it is just the details for me. I think you can be dirty/messy but still look good. (Dimitra, can the next photoshoot be a Mud Wrestling Photoshoot?) Total ⭐’s: 4/5 Thiii How did you get a picture of me??? This is literally me after like two drinks (I’m not a lightweight, I’m just a quick fun time). First with the outfit, it is almost a full hit with me. The detail of one glove on with the other off was nice; I just wished you did the same with the shoes. The dress is very nice, especially with the contrast of the couch. The environment is nice, and I love the morning dawn setting. It gives me the impression that maybe you were up all night and you are barely surviving, which is shown on your face. 🔥HOT TAKE ALERT🔥 I like your face like that. Is it model-worthy???? I don’t think so but also I’m not traditional judge...I’m not even a judge at all. It gives realism and shows the raw beauty of what actual happens. I don’t want that fake shit, thinking I will look all pretty and nothing fazes me after 15 tequila shots and 1 diet vodka. I do wish more things happened in the scenery, though, but overall I do like this photo. I just hope this isn’t a Glitter situation. If it does. I will not bully the judges because they will bully back and win, but in my fan fiction I will def win. Total ⭐’s: 4/5 honey Much better than last round. I want to get out the negative stuff first. I think the quality could have been touched up a bit and part of me wished you had some legware on (nice black stocking) to match with the lovely red dress you had on. Now the story I”m getting is that is this after your wedding? I’m asking cause in the background I see something white in the back, and it looks like a dress. That is where my mind went and I know brides tend to change out of their dresses to something more comfortable/don’t want to ruin their dress, but I don’t recall if it is another white dress or whatever they want OR is it an award show because I see an award on the floor (I think that is). Either way, I am intrigued, especially with the drit or whatever is smeared in the room (or that is the marble design). That is why I wish there was some clarity, because I think my questions could be answered from that. I like the pose because it gives a whole I woke up from a night, and you could be feeling the effects from the party, but maybe not, but the eating of whatever food item (either a piece of chocolate cake or blackberry) is giving you are talking to whoever you hooked up with, and it's like sooooo, are you going to leave bitch? I have to go do a photoshoot at 11 AM and then film When Kate Killed Jack at 4. Also, excellent job on the mirror part because those little details matter, and it looks identical as if it were real. Total ⭐’s: 4.5/5 Goomybear I’m mixed on this because I think this is a powerful image and normally with things like mirrors and such, you need to be consistent, but clearly this is more of a piece of showcasing imagery of telling the story that you cheated on your spouse (or maybe your spouse is there and the other person was there for fun and you felt bad but you liked it, which I think the multiple interpretations of it makes the piece fascinating), or something that symbolizes the vampire. Like you crave the blood or lust of others. I’m not doing a literary analysis of this. Here is my issue, though. Some parts seem a bit off in the choices. The undershirt on the ceiling fan...a bit off. It’s giving underwear there and I see that more of a comical thing in a movie (in my opinion) I don’t know if that is your clothes or one of the lovers in the bed. If you wanted to showcase their clothes, maybe in the champagne bucket because the vibes give hot and intense, and somehow the bucket and champagne seem fine. The arms on the vampire you are both clean with no tattoos (plus the butterfly one right), while the present world has the sleeve. I know mirrors flip the image (I think, science hurts my brain), but it is clear that both arms are clean from ink). Finally, the tear on the present you’s face. It doesn’t look real...like yes, we see the vampire thing, but still. Besides all of that, I think what you did was an interesting choice, and I think the execution would have been stronger without the small details that led to inconsistencies. Total ⭐’s: 4/5 Lewis Very nice! I love the outfit choice and how it is a great contrast to the centerfold of the table. This is what I kinda wanted a bit with Seong’s outfit in a way. The details around you are very nice, especially the chairs in the background and whatever set pieces in front of you. I don’t know what they are, but I know they shouldn’t be placed there like that. Even the oysters on the side were a nice touch too. The pose is fine, but maybe it is me, but I feel like the placement of your legs and body is a bit off. Like your body is in one section and your legs are in another, and it looks like you are connected because of the blend of the black in your outfit and the coat. It throws me off a bit, because I think it is fine, but part of me thinks...maybe not. I also wished you showed a bit of dirtiness, like I was here at the party and this was “The Morning After”. Similar to what I said to Medusa. I just don’t want the photo to be like ah look at a messy spot; let me just lay there. I want it to be more of like hey I was here; let’s take a photo so I can show off how amazing this party it was and also me (which is how I saw the prompt). Besides that, great job! Total ⭐’s: 4/5 Finally is Season 4 GuiltyAsSin This looks fun. I love the color choice in your outfit, and the atmosphere vibes are nice. It makes me want to know what party happened the night before. I do think some of the choices of the party aftermath were a miss, like the floating pool float. It is too neat. Unless it is for breakfast, I think it is out of place then. I think it would be better if the food was scattered around and maybe something was covered on the clam floaty thing in the back. The pose you have is interesting. Personally, I find it very uncomfortable (beauty hurts I guess), but also I do see it as like you woke up on the diving board and are preparing to get off of it, and this was the action shot. You look messy but in a good way. Like you can just go to the bathroom, touch up a bit and then leave the place and do a quick errand in that look. Good job! Keep it up! Total ⭐’s: 4/5 Marquis I like the idea of posing with the broken chandelier (yes I think that it is), but I think it needed to be in the center of the image where we can see the entire thing...maybe like you were on a throne-style. It opens up the image as well because you can show more of what happened at the event, because you do have a couple of bottles, but it could be a drunken tirade. If there were more items, it could seem more like a party than a solo thing. You do a good job with the whole white/cream atmosphere. The color blocking is nice. I can’t tell if your outfit was ripped or not on the part that you are leaning on, or if it was made where one side has a long sleeve and the other does it. Part of me hopes it was ripped and it made it like a fashion thing, but if not, that is fine. Either fantasy is okay with me. Much improvement from last round; just keep the momentum Total ⭐’s: 3.5/5 Fancy So I like the pose, the lying on the pool floaty, and the outfit. Everything else I think needs to be monitored and adjusted. I see the vision, but the execution wasn’t the best. From how I see it, you are giving bad-ass vibes with your cigar in the pool. Maybe the party you were at wasn't your home, and the person whose home the party was at finally arrived, saw the mess, then saw you, and it was like you saying “hey” or some shit like that. If you were in the center of the pool, surrounded by even more mess (bottles, drink glasses, a plant, other things that would be around the pool but ended up in the pool). I think that would be stronger because the light confetti gives more of a reflection-or-leave vibe in the pool, and I see one bottle and a disco ball, which I don’t think is that much/stereotypical stuff. Maybe adjusting the lighting to be early in the morning would help, and honestly, have the cigar lit up. I think that would complete the overall package too. I just think this was a different theme or a general photo; this would be fine, but knowing what the prompt is, I do think it missed a bit. Total ⭐’s: 4/5 CupidStunt You fell into the trap of a good idea but some execution problems that a lot of people fell into with this theme. For example, the wine glasses. I think they should all be spilt because from what I am seeing, you tried to get out of the tub, but you fell. Their being placed there and not in harm's way just feels off/staged. Plus if they fell off you could add more wine to the dress (which I do love the detail to the outfit and make it more believable). What if you had one of your legs that is in the air be where the glasses are, because I think that will make the pose better in this situation. I’m a bit confused about the additional clothes that are in the tub on the chandelier. Did you change them? Were you going to take a bath or something, if so have some water on the floor or something. I just think you're missing a few pieces here to make this puzzle feel complete. Besides that, I do like the photo; I wish you had more of a reaction on your face. You are giving I bumped my head; react to it. That tub is marble, and that shit probs hurt. Total ⭐’s: 3.5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Results My Top Photo From Each Season Season 1: Jordie (Last Round was Gabs) Season 2: Medusa (Last Round was Manyo) Season 3: Honey (Last Round was Seong) Season 4: Guilty (Last Round was Fancy) Average Scores From Each Season: Season 1: 3.8 ( .8) Season 2: 3.3 ( .3) Season 3: 3.9 ( 1) Season 4: 3.5 ( 1) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Rankings 1st: Jordie 2nd: Honey 3rd: Guilty 4th: Gabs 5th: Lewis 6th: Medusa 7th: Seong 8th: Thiii 9th: Goomy 10th: Fancy 11th: Angie 12th: Manyo 13th: Cupid 14th: ohEmGee 15th: Marquis 16th: Kali 17th: Maris 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That's it! Next time we will see our first All-Star get eliminated, my "Morning After" shoot, and my thoughts on the next shoot!

Welcome everyone! Robin here with my unsolicited opinions on the looks for this week’s episode of DNTM5. It’s All-Stars season, so Dimi has begged and pleaded the best of the best non-winners to come back and compete again, and I’m going to give my thoughts on their looks till I lose interest/burnout (hopefully longer this time). Since the rules have changed for this season, I’m going to change my rules too because I can do it! I’m still going to critique the photos like usual, but I’m going to give out STARS! Because it is All-Stars! Plus I will be awarding the top photo from each model per season and which season had the overall best photos for that episode as well! Finally, remember: will I be critiquing you on if this will be on Vogue or Truck Stop Monthly? Probably not. Someone else can do that. I’m just having fun looking at the photos and not taking it too seriously. It isn’t like this game is life or death. Or is it??? 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Category Theme: 🌺 Botanical World 🌿 ℹ️A world where flowers and plants are larger than life. Pose CONFIDENTLY among GIANT BLOOMS and OVERSIZED leaves, creating a striking high-fashion editorial image. Styling, pose, and expression should work in HARMONY with the surreal botanical setting to deliver a POWERFUL and ELEGANT fashion shot.ℹ️ What I’m Looking For: 🟢An image with flowers/plants that demonstrate a larger-than-life atmosphere or some resemblance of it in your story. 🟢A pose that shows confidence 🟢Styling in your outfit, the pose, and facial expression working together with the setting. 🟢Overall shot delivers something powerful and elegant 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 First Up! Season 1 Gabs: This is a nice image. The model fits well with the scenery and gives a statue-like fairy feel, like the one you would encounter on a quest. Maybe you know this land, and you encounter the traveler to tell them about the dangers it might bring. The pose looks fine to me. I think, depending on the scenery/situation, it might not be the best, but it works well for this, and it lets you show more of the great outfit you have. Maybe open the arm more that holds the flower you have. Speaking of styling, I love the whole ensemble, and everything goes together with the outfit, style, and scenery. I love your hair blowing in the wind, and the sparkles (or maybe seed things) in the background make it look like it is windy in the back without being too over dramatic where we could lose focus on you. I don’t think I’m getting full powerful in the shot, but I do see elegance with the colors and brightness. I think maybe if you opened up more that would help, but I do like the pose in general. AngieKStan: I think this is a fine image, but when I think of Angie, I don’t think of casually lying down. I think of fierce, striking, showstopping, which the colors of the image give, but the body/pose is not; we will get to that in a moment. The overall image doesn’t fully give a larger-than-life atmosphere. Yes, the mushroom looks kinda big, but everything else looks average size to me. I see a waterfall in the background, and all I’m thinking is, dam what if you were there? Underneath that, and then surrounded by these gorgeous flowers that are very big. I think that would be better. This is giving " Hey, come to this paradise vibes. The pose is okay, but it needs more confidence because I see your (right arm) just dangling (from my perspective), and it should be more on your leg or something. That would have helped more. The face is stunning though; no note on that besides stunning, and I love that clavicle. What you do present, though- with the outfit, pose, and facial expression- does work together, just not fully what the prompt was asking, but I am not going to discredit something that is good even if it missed the prompt in my eyes. Overall, I think the shot was fine, but I think you could have gone another mile with it to make it so much better. Ohemgee: When I first saw this, I was getting disco 70’s vibes. Maybe the bell-bottom pant legs or the bangs you had, but I liked it. I like the concept of the photo, but I think the execution was a tad off. Part of me thinks of the angle of the shot. You lose focus of the Venus flytraps, and to me the story is you being surrounded by them, but you don’t give a flying shit about it. We lose that from the angle. Maybe if you had different sizes that could have helped, or have them closer to you, but I must say I do love the palm tree sunset in the background; it makes me want to preorder GTA6 so bad. I like the pose. The hand on your hip and your overall stank face (which is a compliment and gives Allison Dilaurentis from Pretty Little Liars vibes) help sell this so well. The styling of the outfit is interesting. I like the outfit and the accents of the leaves/flowers around it, but I’m a bit mix on the pink part because it kind of blends in a bit with the plant you are on. Maybe make the plank a bit darker to help with that and what about wearing some stockings and gloves because it does match your skin tone a lot. I can’t think of a color that would best fit (my mind jumps to green, but there could be others), but be aware of the color blocking. Hopefully Torimarie can give some feedback on it in the critiques because they probably had to deal with similar stuff like you did on their season. Besides that, I think the overall shot delivers something powerful, maybe some elegance, but a lot of power. Jordie: This is a good start. The first thing that catches my attention is the pose, and it is very elegant but you show command in it. I love the wind flowing in your hair, and that helps so much with it. The image is fine; I sent a larger-than-life atmosphere, but it isn’t super grand. If I replaced the flowers with leaves, then it wouldn’t be a big difference, but it still fits what was being asked in a superficial way. One thing I did notice was your fingers looked a bit off on both hands. The hand pointing down the middle finger looks like it was placed last minute and got squished to a mini finger, while the hand touching the flower looks like you have extra fingers and they are turning into tentacle fingers. Be careful with that because I don’t know how the judges will respond, especially with this being All-Stars. Besides that, I think the styling of the outfit is nice, low-key; the outfit looks like it was made from the flowers, which I say as a compliment, and I could see this in a magazine, especially like a fragrance ad because the flowers you are around give me perfume stuff, and I think they usually show off the notes in an ad. Next Up is Season 2: KaliMinaj: I really don’t want to get banned for saying this, but the image looks like the birds are helping you choke yourself. They have the string and if you follow it straight to your neck with that dark shadow...Disney Princess got a kink which I guess to each their own. Besides that, I think this is a fine image, but I not meeting the prompt. Part of it might be the birds, but I think another is that the flowers behind you don’t demonstrate a larger-than-life atmosphere in the image. They just give a backdrop, and that is it and I think they need to be more involved with the image, hence the “larger than life” part. The pose is fine; the arm that is lying down next to you feels a bit awkward. Part of me wished you were in some of the water, like your dress was touching so why can’t you? Maybe one leg up or something? I also wished your hair was tied up. I can see the vision of this being a great photo; I just think a couple of more touches would have helped. I like it, but I just don’t think it fully stands out the best from other photos I’ve seen. Medusaluh: So I’ve seen from other people that your photo or outfit is like a reference (I think), but I am not going to Google that because that isn’t my pay grade. I must say, I hope to see more of your own personal style/brand unless you just do references, which is perfectly fine; that is your thing (which is something for all). Usually I see like a signature color, or maybe a country, or always having a purse. With that being said, I’m just going to give my input on the image and no outside stuff. The photo is interesting. Clearly taken from an old camera, maybe hand-painted because of the texture/style. At first glance, I thought it was one of those background people posts where the feet aren't on a flat surface, which makes the background look awkward, but clearly I see it is a flytrap. It is kind of giving me the impression that you are in a windstorm as well. I like it because of the juxtaposition of the model being very calm, especially in dangerous situations. I’m not the best fan of the pose because it is just standing there, but it does help with the story, though. The outfit is interesting. It is giving me, I am going swimming. I get out of the pool, then I trip and fall into a patch of grass, and I took half of the grass with me when I stood back up. This was a bold risk, and I think overall it was a hit, with some choices that could be hit or miss depending on the person. It makes you think. Manyomash This is so gorgeous! So beautiful, it is giving wedding-day realness. The flowers are big and blooming. Your pose is giving, look, it is my special fucking day, and if anyone wears fucking white I will make sure they will suffer an agonizing death. The style of the scenery, the flowers, and you is chef kiss. It probably looks so comfortable too. I know I only look at magazines for the pictures of men’s butts, but I could see this in a bridal one very easily. This is a great start to the competition, and I will fight on a hill if anyone says this is bad. I have my knife ready (for banning purposes, I do not have a knife, don’t ban me, please). Maris This is cute! I love the color choices you made with this, and sitting on the flower in a way that lets us see the whole flower is a nice touch. It is a beautiful scene, well most of it. The two giant leaves are kind of eh. Part of me wishes they were on the side of the image, sort of like fanning you like palm fronts, or maybe just gone in general and show off a beautiful backdrop. They aren’t horrible, but I think better options could be used. The dress is really nice, and I love the hairpiece you have too. The pose is cute, but the hand pose next to your face is a bit weird. It looks like you are trying to do the call me sign, and it just throws away the fantasy. I think if you just mimicked what the other hand was doing it would be okay, or have a flower in your hand and throw it in the air. Something than what you were doing there. Also, maybe it is me and not being a fan of feet, but the foot on the right side (one not in the water) looks weird, more specifically the toes. They look way to long and not proportioned right like the other foot, and we didn’t get sad sob backstory that you had a messed-up foot from saving someone from a burning fire, so be aware of that cause as mentioned before, idk how strict the judges will be on this stuff because it is All-Stars, but I feel like they will be. Besides that, good job! Next Up is Season 3: Seong This is great! It’s giving warrior-type vibes, who is either preparing for a final battle or maybe a wedding...maybe both??? I do think the flower/plants demonstrates a larger-than-life atmosphere but you did it in a way where it didn’t engulf you, which allowed you to add other elements like the Geese (or is it a Swan????, I want to say Goose). I like the darkness in the setting, but still enough moonlight to lighten you up. Part of me wished you had a little bit of light in the center of the flowers that were in the water to illuminate it more, but that is me being nit picky/curious. I The pose is great. The body is open and as you are directly looking up you are focused on the fan and it is strong. Every part of your body has purpose; nothing is just letting loose. Powerful and elegant for sure in this photo and it draws me in to wonder what is going to happen next. After finishing this, I think maybe illuminating a bit of the darkness would help with the flowers a bit because we don’t want those to get lost since that was teh prompt. Thiii I think this is neat. There are some choices that I think I would have made differently, but that is the joy of this competition. The perspective of how the photo was taken is interesting because it makes the person taking the photo small, and the WHOLE world is larger than life, including the model, which was a fun take. I think the story here is maybe you are trying to show off the shoes, like maybe an ad for that or something, but I’m not a fan of the outfit and here is why. Everything blends together. Yes, we can see some of the different layers, but the colors all blend in, and at a quick glance, that could be one bodysuit, or a first draft 3D Printed Outfit. I love the details on the shoes, but they look a bit pale. They could have been more standout since the focus was on the perspective that I’m seeing in this photo, or did something different with the shoe. I don’t know what your vision was, but that is what I was getting. I think if that was executed well this would be an interesting risk that would work well (for me tbh). The pose is good; the face, though, is giving me bratty child. Maybe it is the two random-ass pigtails (which either can go or be put somewhere else; they felt off). Overall, I like the concept, it is something different so far, but I think some choices were a bit off. I think this would be a fun image to play around more to make it grander and sharper, though. honey Part of me wished that Dimi kept the non-elimination part a secret because this look gives me I just found out this week nobody goes home, so I’m good vibes. It just feels safe. You are just chilling on a giant flower, and that is it. This is a good start, but it needs to go up a couple of more levels. The pose is giving standing-up-lying-down vibes. I could Photoshop you onto a beach chair, and people could think, oh, you are lying down, and never think you were actually originally standing up. The outfit is fine; I wish the entire thing covered your feet, but I do like the lace parts. The details, like there is no sign of wetness on the bottom of the cape/drape touching the water, take things out of the illusion. I just wish you did a bit more on this one. Goomybear You love that purple. I must commend you on the color blocking because I feel like that was like an issue I mentioned before since you used a lot of purple tones. Would like to see some diversity in other colors, but if you can work your purple nurple, then purple it. I think the image is fine. I don’t see a larger-than-life situation. In your case, I think you need to be engulfed by it or maybe change the lighting to more of a nighttime setting. I like the upper part of the pose. Very dainty in a nice way. I do wish the hand that is in the plant had something on it. Idk what plant you are touching or if that is a real plant or not, but I think it would be neat if something was on it, to give it more of a realistic (in the sense of the photo) touch. I don’t know what I’m seeing with the foot pose. Maybe it is the feet-only part or just how it is presented because I’m confused. I’m not getting confident. I do love the styling of the outfit though; it does give me like a camouflage style from a certain angle and you could be that plant. Hell maybe the story is that you are being chased by a hunter and use that camo to hide from them. Overall, not a bad first shot. Lewis First, the scenery/backdrop for this shot is breathtaking. I love the colors, and that giant ass flower is so nice, and the way it balances/works with your dress is great! The only critique I have on it is that the portion underneath the flower is a bit weird with the coloring. It gives aquatic colors. I think if you changed the color of the sky into a bright blue sky, it wouldn’t confuse me with underwater colors, especially since the purple flowers give me coral reef vibes lol. Everything else, though, I love! The pose is nice and I like you holding your dress. I am not a big fan of the other arm on your head/eyes close part. The way it looks kind of gives like “shit I have a long day ahead; I gotta get through this”. I think you need to have more of a “wow look at this amazing day. I’m beautiful, baby” vibe, so maybe a pose like eyes open, smiling, using your hand to push your hair back because it is breezy. I think that would look a bit better and show confidence. Also, if you see the clouds, they are giving cumulonimbus (spelling) which could lead to a storm, and we don’t want that so maybe a more uplifting pose could balance it out. Those little details I”m poking at. Overall, good job! Finally Season 4 GuiltyAsSin This is an interesting one. It doesn’t scream larger than life to me, but I feel like the frame situation has something going on with it. I like you doing the whole holding the frame, stepping in or out of it? I do think there are some technical errors, though, to be aware of, such the stepping part, because the image has you stepping through the image, but from looking at it you are already through the image unless your pose is supposed to be that; then it just looks kind of weird to be honest. Then there is that awkward blur at the bottom of the image and on the left side too, which I don’t understand either. I think I could look past the pose part for now (even though it is All-Stars), but the out-of-the-blue blur parts idk, unless that was something you didn’t do. I would also say that tree in the background is distracting because it is the same type of wood as the frame, so it looks like a weird copy is happening. I think if you move it in a way where it isn’t in your focus, it would look a bit better, or maybe just do something in general, but maybe you had a vision, and I just didn’t get it. Besides that, I do like the outfit; it is very nice, but doesn’t fully fit the scenery...maybe the sand, but nothing related to the blue part. I think the overall picture does offer a mystery, though, but since I know what the prompt is I don’t think I can say it is a mystery. Marquis This is giving me Whoville meets Riverdale meets Tim Burton who made out with Ryan Murphy in the closet for 7 mins vibes. The outfit is an interesting touch, and it does well with the background, but idk if it fits well with the scenery. It feels out of place, like we could put you somewhere else that is much more suited for you. The pose is okay; I think the way you have your foot up is placed where it doesn’t seem connected to the flower, but your face feels a bit emotionless. Maybe because the outfit is causing pain or something. Lowkey I know male avi’s need outfits so this could be something sold in the shops, but besides that, I just think this was a miss. What I think would be better is if you were wandering in the forest in a dark cherry color flowers blooming, surroundings with maybe a warm amber/fire background, sort of like a medieval times atmosphere. Maybe you could be a prince looking for your love and you are cutting through those blooming flowers or something because this is not giving. Fancy I like this. This is giving very funky beats vibes as you are walking through this field. The flower you have your hand on is giving like a fancy cane you have. I like how you are staring at the camera to give some sense of eye smooching to the person looking at it. I do wish you showed some crushed flowers on the ground to give some color on it, but I guess your shoes helped, and I am not a fan of the clouds. I wish it was either full dark with illumination or just clear blue skies. The cumulonimbus ones are not working out for me, but after seeing the image for the 10th time, I think the flower you are holding isn’t a cane, but an umbrella, which makes me wish we had some resemblance of rain happening to help with that. Besides that, great start! CupidStunt This is giving me a romance novel cover. I like the atmosphere that this photo brings, but the issue I’m having is your outfit kind of absorbs into the flowers a bit. I wish you made the rose colors more stereotypical red (so a bit brighter) so we can see them more, because I think that will make your outfit color easier to see. Maybe add a necklace too; well, you have one but something else and bigger. That small key ain’t unlocking big secrets in this romance land. We know he loves you, but do we know if he is your cousin or not (idk what secrets are revealed in these stories so we are going with the cousin theory)? I think it is interesting that you are holding onto giant stem of a rose. I wonder how much the photo would improve if you pricked your hand and had blood dripping on from it, might be bad ass or not. The pose looks fine but something about the legs looks a bit weird but maybe it is the lighting that makes like that. Overall, I think you have a fine photo, just small little improvements to move it up more. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Results Top Photo from Each Season Season 1: Gabs Season 2: Manyo Season 3: Seong Season 4: Fancy Average Scores From Each Season: Season 1: 3 Stars Season 2: 3 Stars Season 3: 2.9 Stars Season 4: 2.5 Stars 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Rankings: 1st: Manyo 2nd: Seong 3rd: Fancy 4th: Gabs 5th: Medusa 6th: Maris 7th: Jordie 8th: Lewis 9th: Ohemgee 10th: Thii 11th: Goomy 12th: Angie 13th: Cupid 14th: Kali 15th: Guilty 16th: Marquis 17th: Honey 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 As you can see with my process, in any ties I just went with which photo I liked better in the tie and went from there. With fewer photos, I can be more critical and add more categories to avoid these stakes, but again these are my opinions; they have no impact, just for funsies. So we will see how my critiques went with the actual judges soon (like now because I saw Dimitra post the blog) and will update the stats when Episode 2 photos are posted! Looking forward to the next set of photos. #DNTM5 #SorryIForgot #DimiThrewAChairAtMe #DontDoItAgainBitchSheSaid

It is Day 10 in the #ASBB4 house, but we are not covering that right now. We are covering Days 8 & 9. Remember to get the full-on action, join the Discord. Heads up. It is lengthy. A lot of good shit happened these past two days. So if you don't like long reading, then I guess blame the cast??? https://discord.gg/HfPBXhSU5 Day 8: 🟢TeaFiercelyBoots finally caught up on the fight from the day before (between Yawnha and Greedy NOT GLITTER idk who this Glitter chick is) and was confused about why short people were fighting. It really made her sad. 🟢Thumper91 informs the house that the trunk of her car whacked her in the head. 🟢Koolness234 tells everyone good morning and hopes everyone is having a lovely day (ED Note: This isn’t really newsworthy, but any chance to talk about Koolness is a wonderful chance). 🟢Greedy not Glitter is starstruck by Koolness’ majestic voices and responds by saying “I” pauses and continues with “hope you have a lovely day too”. KaliMinaj says thank you too and tells everyone that they have their final bachelor’s exam tomorrow, so they will be busy (ED Note: Best of luck. Kick that exam’s ass.) 🟢Koolness tells Kali that she's got this and tells her that they will go out for dinner after their exam. Kali tells Koolness (and silent observers) that it's fucking financial accounting (ED Note: I would hate to fuck finances too). 🟢@SummerBABU wishes everyone good morning and tells everyone that she read my blog (ED Note: Thank you <3) and that on Nico’s CNN (ED Note: Thank you???? Like it isn’t Fox News so.....) that bitches were talking about her, saying she used drugs. The fuck? 🟢Glaceon tells the house good morning over the speaker, saying, "Good morning, my Season 4," like he birthed them all, but he failed to realize they would disown him once the season ends. 🟢Summer informs the house that prior to the game, @AmandaSings04 gave Summer a drug test where she had to piss and give blood (ED Note: She never told us that she passed, though...) and tells everyone to keep her name out of their fucking mouths. Then she states that the only drugs are weed and ASS (Acid Saline SCoke). She then tells them that they need that in y'all's life. 🟢Lauren is supportive and says Summer is the Queen of being clean! Summer gives Lauren a look like, duh I am- I don’t need that support, but thank you vibes. (ED Note: The gif title was named kuawop-rollie-4 so take that knowledge) And says anyways... that bitch Shrimp brought her bougie friends to jump me off camera, I had to go to the ER. Thinking that she would go into more detail since the cameras failed to catch that, Summer instead asked who was HOH. (ED Note: Nobody) 🟢NotNicky333 asks Summer how hard it is to read the backyard post. Then tells her that HOH isn’t due till 5PM, so they haven’t found out yet. Summer claps back and says how hard it is for you to stop getting a rise and an urge to clapback and say something to me but thank you for the direction. Then she says save 0 for Kovaze gift (ED Note: Idk what that meant, but hopefully someone got that gift). 🟢Nick asks why he would not say anything. We get fish 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢We hear Koolness scream YASSSSS. Then they say, it pays to be a {REDACTED}. (ED Noted: I’m assuming Koolness was trying to say Musical Loving Dick Pig Fuego but didn’t want Amanda to get mad, but I will say it because I’m not afraid of Amanda...most of the time). We see on the monitor that Koolness is the HOH for the Brains, and question marks under the Brawn and Beauty, so we must be waiting for their lazy asses. 🟢Kali then tells the house she can’t wait to exploit the next comp (6318 triggers some of the houseguests). 🟢Summer then tells Nick to final 2 them. They say, please, I’m begging you. 🟢Nick says NO! He tells Summer that she has lied to him and tricked him so much and he can’t stand it. He then says that Summer will be going home this week. Then Nick says SKJLDKJFKDS. Either he put another fork in an electric socket, Summer stabbed him, or Kali’s exploit comment. 🟢While wearing her suburban liberal mom hair, Amanda comes over the loudspeaker and tells Nick, and who set that system up (in regard to Summer lying and tricking him so much). Nick replies with Amanda and Amanda says Yes, it is true, I did set that system up. 🟢 Summer then has a breakdown because she is getting bullied on Discord again...or it could be her mimicking Nick. Not clear on it, but Summer is having a breakdown. I repeat, Summer is having a breakdown. 🟢Koolness tells everyone that the best part of the game is Amanda will be like the competition is due tomorrow in 24 hours and then eight hours later at like 3AM she will be like, why haven’t you played HOH yet? (ED Note: This is so true.) 🟢Finally calming down from the breakdown, Summer tells Nick that she didn’t lie and trick Nick because he is still here. 🟢Greedy not Glitter asks when the comp is due because they are at work. They then scream HELP! Lauren replies right now, but Amanda says Not for another 4 hours. 🟢Nick tells Summer that she is evil. 🟢Tea says you are so evil don’t eeeeeever call me again. You are a low-budget bitch. (ED Note: Don’t know who she is addressing. I think Amanda). 🟢Amanda once again starts singing “River Deep, Mountain High” Glee Edition to the house. Lots of screaming can be heard in the house, telling her to stop. Tea says Amanda, if you don’t shut the hell up, spamming a bottom-tier Glee song. Amanda tells Tea that it is the best wtf. 🟢Easter finally decides to comment on the Brains HOH Comp results and says 2nd place in another comp, FML and starts to die like Tinkerbell. It is a bit awkward. Lauren sees OhEmGee and says hi to her. We haven’t seen her in a while, and we find out she's been in the storage room for the past couple of days. 🟢Piggy quickly darts across the living room with a mini fridge from the storage room and says hey to Lauren. They have a moment that is sweet, but we aren’t here for that. 🟢Amanda, over the loudspeaker, calls out Piggy and says trying to rescue her family, girl the bacon has already been made; you can’t save them. Lauren responds, "That's fine. I need a diet." Piggy, in shock about the news, stops and calls Amanda a monster. 🟢Kali asks Piggy if she can have some of her leg for breakfast tomorrow and Lauren is like Can we share? We go to fish. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 On the memory wall, we now see bigbryy99 and Lauren’s faces on there, declaring them the winners for their group. Now it is time for the last ASBBBBB comp: 🔑Meal or No Meal🔑. It is like Deal or No Deal but with food! This is a wonderful competition because the house is still on rations for two more days. 🟢Kali is happy about this comp because she can exploit it. 🟢Summer makes an announcement that the winner of the next race will get a gift. It is sponsored by AmandaSingsandGlaceon Inc. Nick said not joining, and Summer replied by saying bitch I wasn’t talking to you and was swearing to God they are going ot take out a restraining order against Nick (ED Note: This will ruin ASBB 15 Rivals). 🟢Nick says the EVIL tag is very fitting for Summer because she is an EVIL person. Summer asks Nick if he saved 0 in the comp yet, and he asks what comp? Summer replied the stop looking at summers dick comp (ED Note: Things are getting raunchy in the AmandaSings House) (ED Note 2: I’m not counting this as a fight alert because I don’t think this is a fight, this is more of a just makeout already type of situation or put one of you in the trunk of a car and drive it off a cliff into pillows because if I said something scary I might get banned) 🟢Amanda asks the house what the next twist will be. 🟢Lauren makes some guesses. She first says that Justin (ED Note: Who the fuck is Justin? Justini? Is that Justini’s real name? OMG I’m embarrassed if this is true) is coming back, but then says JK. She then says Nick is going to come and serenade with us. 🟢Amanda responds with her mouth wide open like trade is here and then asks the house if the twist has anything to do with the large box (oh btw a larger box appeared a couple of days ago and I forgot to mention that. It can’t be opened till after the Week 3 Veto Meeting). Lauren says he’s gonna pop out and join us (assuming Nick, since that was the last person she talked about). TheRiddler responds by saying another fake houseguest, what a twist (probably in a sarcastic tone). Then he tells everyone not to don’t say anything because Amanda might steal the idea. 🟢Nick thinks the box might be Amanda can finally stop talking because that would be beautiful. Amanda kindly tells Nick that it would never happen. 🟢Britt starts spitting out ideas such as backward week, time machine, Pandora's box (ED Note: Britt is joining production for ASBB5 to create twists, mark my words). Lauren doesn’t want a backward week. 🟢Brit then thinks that if the box opens, then Amanda will unleash dinosaurs on the house, and one of the players will get pushed into a volcano. 🟢Tea quickly shoves @o_o into a volcano that somehow is located in the house (ED Note: Don’t worry he is fine; it is just vanilla pudding with orange dye and oreo cookies) and tells the house they are free. (IMAGE 3) 🟢Mod Chibi (dressed as a ghost) tells Tea, while in the volcano (sponsored by The Vase) that you still like men, so what did you gain? 🟢@Downeaster blurts out that they like men (ED Note: Me too) 🟢Tea responds to Ghost Mod Chibi that she gained the peace of mind knowing a HOMOPHONE is burning in a VOLCANO. 🟢Koolness comes out in their Gucci Moo Moo and Juicy Coutour sleeping mask to tell the house goodnight. They are so fucking tired, and it won’t be like last night where they said they were going to bed and then they didn’t. They are really going to bed. They are exhausted. 🟢After everyone cheers for Koolness for that wonderful speech, Tea then calls Amanda a S word (slur for pigs). Brit then yells at Amanda for wine. Tea agrees with Brit but wants it to beat Amanda with (hopefully drinks it first then beats Amanda afterward). 🟢Amanda is triggered by the word swine and calls out for Piggy 🟢Tea is impatient and pulls out the emergency AmandaSings Glock (sponsored by the Vaze) and starts shooting it in the air. 🟢Piggy comes out it and is very offended because she doesn’t like the S word and Amanda is like oh and starts blaring more “River Deep, Mountain High” by the Glee Cast. Piggy wants to use her Piggy Eviction Night Power, and Tea tells her if you got something you wanna say Piggy then say it. She replies by saying oh you want me to spill the tea? 🟢Tea responds by saying you don’t know what it is like to be bullied by Amanda. Sometimes you have to lash out. Piggy then confesses to the house that Amanda beats her, and Amanda drops a pile of bacon from the sky. Tea tells Piggy that she is sorry that the S word hurt Piggy's soul. Amanda cackles and says And then I fry you and your family and starts to make a sizzling noise like bacon frying in a pan on a Sunday morning after you make eggs for breakfast for your gay family with two kids because gays can have families, it is 2026, dammit! 🟢Tea then says but sometimes I gotta hit Amanda where it hurts her. Amanda just keeps on lashing out at Piggy by saying and serve you to my houseguests. 🟢Piggy says that she needs to move into the house and be Tea’s new best friend. They can play chess, gossip in the bathroom, bully Amanda in the DR, maybe Glaceon too, because he is a freak. She then says Amanda is sick and twisted. 🟢Tea tells Piggy that no one in the audience sees the DR sessions (ED Note: Thank god, if they saw mine...) but if you want me to be honest, I got paddled (ED Note 2: Hot) so I had to come out and speak my truth against her. We get fish 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Piggy and Tea are nowhere to be found. We hear muffles. Easter then says "Congrats, HOHs," and looks at the camera as if she is being cued. Congrats, Koolness and Bry, on HOH. That comp was a close one. 🟢Summer enters honors Lauryn Hill by singing Superstar. Amanda asks her what the tea. Summer says nothing, but is just high-tripping the BET Awards. Amanda asks her if she needs to run a fade with anybody, and Summer replies with an iconic performance. Day 9: 🟢Summer ask who the noms are. Bry tells her that it is her (which is not true. Noms haven’t happened yet). We go to fish. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return and we see on the memory wall Easter and Riddler’s faces on the screen with Koolness’ picture over them. He has nominated them for eviction. We don’t know who Bry has nominated yet. (Housemates somehow got access to the ceremony chat when they should have talked in the house one so I’m not covering it, but you can check the discord on it (Timestamp July 10th, 12:41 PM) 🟢Brit asks how everyone is doing, and Easter tells her that she got a pedicure. 🟢Summer is confused about why they are on the block, especially since they told Bry that they would wash their feet all season. Nick found that very cringe. Summer didn’t like that and said, “this bitch, you would have wished I put my fingers and “thongue” on you. I know you are daydreaming about it. It is time to stop Nicky. Is this your flirting technique in real life? Cause if it is, I can understand why you haven’t been dicked down in 7 years. This made Nick uncomfortable. Summer continues by saying, what should be uncomfortable for you is the thought of me living in your brain 24/7, rent-free. Stop responding to every shit I say. Ok. Nick replies by saying if you don’t want people to reply the don’t post in the public chat. Summer tells him that Nick’s last post in the chat was 12AM last night and Nick was like okay? Summer was like and it was a reply to me...yet when you smell the weed from the hallway you know Summer is coming you run up. 🟢Nick then asks Summer why do you always have to talk about weed, sex, and getting high. Summer tells him to leave her alone, she is straight. Nick replies by saying is there nothing better in your life? Thought so. Summer says bitch is my mouth the fuck. Nick is confused and says Whatever that means. Summer then pulls a Sharkeshia and whacks Nick (Production, surprisingly, is busy and doesn’t notice it). Nick replies, "Ooo, you got me." Summer requests that @Brxan to return to the house. Nick asks why? So he can lie more and be evicted again? He then says that Brx sucked. 🟢Tea is annoyed by both of them and tells them that they should just kiss and make up. 🟢Chris asks what’s up, and Summer says not much, dealing with this crazy bitch (Nick) and says that the Casting Director needs to be disciplined. Nick replies by saying how does it feel to know you are going to be a perjury week 3 boot after getting full power week 2 and flopping. Summer replies by saying it feels like every time I see your face and hear your voice. 🟢Kali reveals that she is using their secret power. It is the NicoRobin GTFO of the house where the person they have chosen has minutes to walk from the game. (ED Note: This is not a real power. I have not earned the privilege to hold a power in the ASBB production. I finally earned one meal ticket for the entire season). Chris asked if this power was the one that Kali got by cheating and Kali said yes and revealed that she glucked glucked Glaceon (ED Note 2: This is a family show). Kali chose Nick to leave, but nothing happened. 🟢Summer asked if it was big, Kali said that he needs to wash it. It was giving cheese BBQ (ED Note: It is summer time). Then Kali turns to Nick and addresses the comment he made to Summer about being a flop by stating that Summer won three comps. Summer replies by saying I didn’t win anything; everyone threw. 🟢Nick replies by saying one, Summer is a big threat so take her out. Summer replies by saying I’m a big threat. Nick then says Kali may need to nom you next to her so you can “exploit” the pov. Then he says AJHKLJDKLASJDKL. Again, I think he put another fork in a socket, or maybe Amanda planted a shock device in him. Summer asked him is he stupid. Then Nick performs a song called “Poopsie”. (ED Note: He could be into scat, idk. It was a bit random). He then recites an acrostic poem about Kali. Ketamine Ass Little Imp, and then he said I sucks. 🟢Riddler wants to know when the other nominations will happen. 🟢Tea is then running around the backyard like a majestic animal. Don’t know if it is a workout or just a casual thing. 🟢Bry reveals that they will do their nominations after Spain finishes their match in the World Cup. The houseguests talk about that and I tune out. Amanda tells Bry to take their time, Angel, but in reality, she is in the control room breaking shit because we were supposed to be at the final 6 at this point in the game. 🟢Greedy not Glitter makes an appearance today, and they weren’t having a good day at work (ED Note: hang in there <3) Lauren says she is in the same boat too. 🟢Koolness chimes in and tells us that he got butt-fucked rail-roaded, ram-throated at work which may sound like a good time but wasn’t. He wants to marry rich. So anyone who has money, please slide into Koolness DM’s please. 🟢Glaceon repeats what Koolness said and quickly changes his Grindr bio to that. 🟢Brit sages the house, Amanda offers support by saying sage can get rid of the curses in my house (ED Note: It isn’t a house, it is a low rent motel that has mold). 🟢Koolness asks for their letter from home (for winning HOH). 🟢Nick asks what’s going on everyone and the memory wall glitches and reveals that the nominees are now Nick and Benopolis. We get fish🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feed returns and we see everyone at the nomination table with Bry standing with the nomination box. Riddler’s face is on the screen again. Amanda quickly yells over the speaker and fish returns on the feeds. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return again, and we see Yawn and Tea’s face on the memory wall. Bry also looks like they got a spanking too. 🟢Tea tells Bry that she kept Bry safe when they won HOH and you put me on the basis of not responding to my messages for 7 days. Quite the player you’ve turned out to be. Bry replies by saying get over me; start your campaign in a way other than crying. Tea replies by saying is crying calling out piss poor gameplay? I’m confused where the tears are. 🟢Yawn says not my Dubai brother nomming me. They would be annoyed at it, but Yawn did vote Bry out on their previous season (Season 2) for being boring. Yawn understands why Bry feels intimated by Yawn’s presence when once again Bry gives nothing. Yawn says that 60 people applied (ED Note: Rumor has it that 3000 applied, but I heard that from @Bomberv) and Bry being brought back for a second time just to be boring for a second time is disappointing. 🟢Nick pokes at Yawn by asking him how it feels to be nominated every week. Yawn said it feels great. 🟢Tea asks Bry if Bry was a returnee. For doing what, not speaking. 🟢Nick states, saying no shade, but there were definitely not 60 people (ED Note: People were offering feet pics to Amanda to be on this show. Don’t underestimate Miss Sings). 🟢Greedy not Glitter reveals that they were recruited. 🟢Summer is so excited that Nicky is on the block. Greedy not Glitter tells Summer that he isn’t. 🟢Koolness tells everyone that they are checking out at Kohl's. 🟢Nick tells Summer that she sounds dumb and tells everyone that they were recruited to bully someone in their confessionals last season and now they are here. 🟢Easter asks what is happening and Riddler says that we have the dumbest HOHs of the season so far. Easter thought he (Bry) was nomming Nick and then it was Tea and Yawn. Easter then does a hahahahah wtf. Riddler replies by saying he wanted to nom me. Didn’t even realize I am already nominated. Bry replies by saying you are boring now. Riddler continues by saying that Bry revealed himself as an enemy for no reason. 🟢Koolness chimes in and says that he finds it absolutely hilarious that the house had to wait all fucking day for Big Bry to make noms which ou know you do you on your own time and then I made my noms that this morning and then it is the evening before we get the other noms and then immediately Amanda is yelling at me to pick Veto like I have to pick now bitch, I was on time we could have had Veto been planned but no we had to wait. 🟢Tea replies by saying you are right; it is funny how Amanda can cast duds and call them worthy of another shot. I'm laughing too (ED Note: I don’t think Tea was actually laughing) 🟢Bry responds by saying they socialize with whoever the hell they feel like. Nobody had a problem with it until I won HOH. Now you are all just a bunch of jealous bitches. Tea replies by saying I can personally guarantee you that I am not jealous of someone who has 0 chance of being memorable for any good reason. 🟢Nick tries to stop this by telling them to stop attacking each other and to remember who the true enemy is which is Summer, but Bry tells everyone the true enemy is Amanda, but Nick insists that the house eliminate Summer. Summer replies by telling Nick to fuck off and then asks Koolness to ban Nick for harassment (thinking that he is a mod on Kovaze, but he doesn’t do that life anymore). 🟢Amanda asks Tea to pick a houseguest to play in the POV Comp (Houseguest choice was selected) and Tea decides to take 10 hours to think about it. Amanda throws a wasp nest at Tea, and she quickly makes the decision. 🟢Koolness is frustrated, but not at the house. He tells everyone that these fucking boomer white women at Kohl's were holding up the whole dam motherfucking line, having a conversation when there are 50 fucking people trying ot check out. Like no bitch, we don’t care about how much your cardigans are on sale. Get the fuck out of the line. I fucking hate them. (Koolness doesn’t know, but Amanda was mad at Koolness’s previous comment and released Gagaluv at Kohl's and did that). 🟢The POV Comp 🟡Musical Mix Up🟡was announced, and Koolness hoped the musical for this comp was his favorite, CHICAGO. (Find out what musical it is when Amanda posts their updates) 🟢Amanda over the speaker asked Bry what made him want to nominate your dubai sister Yawn and then showed a picture on the memory wall of the ASBB2 Dubai Group saying they were both so young...Bry responds by saying that they are prettier and only one diva can stay here, and this season it's me, and I’m sorry, jealous bitches. He then gives a shoutout to Tisha (the ASBB2 winner). Riddler responds by saying that when Bry gets a sliver of power he is Angela Murray (ED Note: He is not a fan of her). Yawn replies by saying that Bry is objectively not and threatens to rip into Bry’s hairline. 🟢Bry responds by saying Bitch do it and says he has a better ass than Yawn, which gives him 100 points. 🟢Amanda then announces taht LeQuishaQ has won #DNTM4. Congrats!!!!!!!! You did the thing! 🟢Piggy struts in again. Day 11 Sneak Peek: POV winners have been declared, and we are waiting for the ceremony to be finished. Hopefully, by the next update, we will figure out what is inside the box again, the eviction, and maybe a new HOH? Oh and Amanda fights with some players. Who are they? Well, if you don't watch the feeds, then you are only getting half the story, and if you are reading this, then you are getting 3/4 of the story with some fan fiction added. We shall see in the next update!

Back with another update for Day 6 and 7 in the AmandaSings Big Brother 4 House. Things have been heating up. Again this is just a recap, if you want the full action, join the Discord. https://discord.gg/HfPBXhSU5 Day 6: 🟢Glaceon appears over the loudspeaker, requesting that Dino needs to be removed from the house. So he gets yeeted immediately. 🟢Houseguests were informed of their next HOH Comp, which is 🔑Color Chaos🔑. They had to figure out which color was shown the most in a set of boards. 🟢Thumper91 suggests that she might start singing songs in the house, not knowing that it is a secret rule break because the only person who is allowed to sing is @AmandaSings04 and, technically Nick, but we will find out if she does that and see what punishment is in store for her if she goes with this plan. We get fish 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢We see on the memory wall Shrimp and Spartagow’s pictures as the respective winners for their groups' HOH comp. The Beauty winner still has a question mark over it. 🟢Sparta was shocked that he got a perfect score. He was bald. We get fish again. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢 The memory wall shows @SummerBABU’s face on the memory wall, declaring her the winner for the Beauty group. The houseguests are then informed about the next ASBBBBBBB Comp, which is 🔑Lucky Drop🔑 🟢 NotNicky333 was unhappy that Summer was winning comps, and Summer replied by flipping her hair and sticking out her tongue. Very fierce. 🟢 Raul asked everyone their thoughts about the BB28 cast so far. He was really excited to see Salina Es Titties play, but not excited about Rick Devens, especially if Dee is on. 🟢 Nick said he likes Drew (the guy who looks like Sid from the Ice Age Movies), and Raul says I’m SURE, which probably means Nick is in love with him or something like that. Nick was confused, and we were all confused. 🟢 @Downeaster got frustrated at Lucky Drop and was about to whoop its ass. Security was called in. 🟢Lauren reveals that she gets pretty lucky when she drinks. 🟢TeaFiercelyBoots discovered that their bed was flipped and tells everyone that if someone flips their bed one more time, hell will be up in this house. She then calls out @o_o as the person who did it. He threw all the pillows on the floor (ED: The floors are nasty. They haven’t been cleaned up since Envious and Dimitra had sex in S1) and Tea felt like that was disrespectful. Mod Chibi didn’t respond, but we have video evidence of this, though, because Big Brother is always watching. 🟢Sparta asked people to join Race, and TheRiddler said no. Sparta replies, saying What if I retain my HOH and you don’t join the race and you go home this week because of that. Lauren chimes in saying Race people are mean (ED: That is correct). Sparta replies that Riddler used to be a comp legend and asks him what happened (ED: Riddler lore unlocked). Riddler replies, saying he just stopped playing. We get fish. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return, and Greedy (ED Note: I think so. Someone named Andrew in the chat, and I think it is Greedy) yells SHRIMP CANNOT CATCH A BREAK! We see Summer and Sparta with HOH keys around their neck making them the HOH’s for this week, and Shrimp is dethroned. Sparta says 6318 is fucking crazy, with Britt replying with it is, good job Kali (their score in the ASBBBBBBB comp). 🟢Riddler asks how Kali got 6318 because the math and mathing and asks Amanda to see how Kali got their score. 🟢Amanda reveals that Summer made ASBB History as the first houseguest to win two competitions across two different seasons. 🟢Riddler then again asks Amanda to see Kali’s lucky drop. 🟢Summer tells Riddler to calm down and asks if they are trying to boycott their HOH. 🟢Riddler says no and reveals they are a numbers guy and the numbers don’t add up. He continues to ask Amanda about the score. 🚨🚨🚨🚨FIGHT 3🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨(Timestamp July 7th, 8:54 PM) 🟢Amanda responds, saying that she is a busy woman and that is a question that Riddler has to ask a houseguest for the info. 🟢Riddler says you won’t show proof on something that is mathematically impossible to score and Amanda claps back, saying Remember who the host is (ED: The host for AmandaSings Big Brother 4 is AmandaSings04). Riddler again asks how Kali got 6318 like a broken record. Amanda said they showed in the backyard (ED: The house isn’t that big so it isn’t like he can get lost finding it). 🟢Amanda then reminds Riddler the rules of the game and during this Koolness234 cackles and checks the rulebook. If you want to read the rest of it make sure you are in the Discord and check the house chat (Timestamp July 7th, 9:07 PM) (ED Note: It should say 6318 but I am not going back to change it. Sue me) 🟢Sparta finally gets to speak after 6318 gate and tells everyone that if they have anything last minute that they want to say to him, let him know because they have till 10PM. After that he will make his noms. 🟢Downeaster says "drama," and we discover they are playing this game in Microsoft Edge because the drama is over. 🟢Summer calls Sparta a bitch (ED: Don’t know if it was out of malice or in love). 🟢Summer tells Nick that he is going on the block unless he agrees to be Summer’s assistant in front the entire house. He replies by saying I will be your little bitch if you keep me safe little girl. Amanda jumps in and says that was a Baddies Girl quote. We get fish. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢 Feeds return and Greedy yells YESSSS. Sparta ate WTF. We see @Metropolis and Yawnha’s faces on the memory wall in Sparta’s section, and Nick and Downeaster on Summer’s section. They are the nominees. 🟢Yawn is upset and tells the house that they thought Sparta was one of their closest allies and even ranked them A tier of their tier lists and was so happy that he won, so they look really dumb right now and are hurt too. Sparta replies, "Girl, if I were A-Tier, why were you convinced that I evicted you?" Yawn decided to step away from the situation because they were pissed and didn’t want to do personal attacks at Sparta. 🟢Riddler tries to be a peacemaker by telling everyone to take deep breaths, but he doesn’t know that the air is fucking nasty in the house and deep breaths might kill the houseguests. 🟢Nick then yells at Summer by saying FUCK YOU. 🟢Sparta then says Yawn you just made yourself a target so good job to you. 🟢Koolness appears for a moment and says I need sleep but wants to see if they are playing in veto or not because they don’t want production to wake him up at 3AM to do the dam comp that might be some whipped cream conveyor belt confection veto (ED Note: Have no clue what the hell he is talking about, but you keep being you). 🟢Lauren is happy that this is the first time she has played in a veto during her two seasons. 🟢Summer finally responds to Nick’s FUCK YOU SUMMER and tells him that he was supposed to roll her a blunt and he couldn’t do that so that is why he wasn’t hired to be the assistant. Koolness (whose ass was supposed to be in bed) jumps in and says I can roll you a blunt. Lauren says I can too (ED Note: Future blunt rolling comp???) Koolness then says White Owls, Backwood, or Games (ED Note: Idk what that means, but I support it). Eventually, Koolness decides to go to bed because they don’t know how to work Discord. Summer also goes to bed because they need to cry about nominating their bestie Nick. Before leaving, she does say that she wishes she could nominate @sobriquet (production member). 🟢Yawn comes back from their break and gives this long-ass speech. (Timestamp July 7th 10:47 PM). I’m not going to write the whole thing, but here is the Cliff Notes version. 🟢Yawn is still shocked that they are nominated. He said that Sparta nominated him because they “immediately accused” him of evicting me (Yawn) right after the vote. He then says that after the vote, everyone in the cast knew that Yawn messaged everyone if they evicted him or not since he was told that the majority of them would save him, but the math wasn’t mathing (ED: The vote was 9-6). The only people who did not tell Yawn that they saved him were Greedy, DownEaster, and Charlitos. Sparta told Yawn that he was strongly inclined to keep Yawn before the vote, but he was close to Brxan, and Yawn never got a response from Sparta before the vote on if he was going to be saved or not. When the vote was revealed, he believed that it was plausible that Sparta evicted Yawn, so Yawn sent Sparta a message after the vote because he didn’t really know if someone had evicted him, especially since he liked Brx. He told Sparta “I’m assuming you saved Brx, but it is all good and I still really wanna work together”. Sparta told Yawn that he did save Yawn, and Yawn was like damn, 3 people lied to me and during that, he was not aggressive at all. When Sparta won HOH, Yawn sent him a quick congrats because he didn’t want to overwhelm Sparta. He was then surprised to hear he was a possible nominee because Yawn had been told he was “a lil aggressive w me”. Yawn states he was not aggressive with him, and the only time he was aggressive was during the public message where three people who to him about saving him actually evicted him. He then looked back and is certain that Sparta evicted him. He then states that Sparta is his number one target going forward. 🟢After that long response, Sparta, short and sweet, responds by saying we are not writing this long over this right now. It is week 2. Yawn replies, saying Just read the last paragraph. Sparta says that Yawn looks unhinged right now. 🟢POV Competition was announced and it is the 🟡Cup Runneth Over🟡. Players have to pour 13 shots of tequila into their cups. The player from each group who has the most shots without going over 20 wins. 🟢Britt then states that she wants to go night swimming, to which Nick replies by saying take a dip in the pond, not realizing we don’t have a pond in the AmandaSings House, but we have a pool... Day 7: 🟢Glaceon makes an announcement that there will be a drunk rumikub night on Angie’s Computer on Saturday at Noon. Brit is excited because day drinking is her favorite. 🟢Kali catches up on what she missed from the day before (6318 Gate), and she and Riddler go at it for a bit (July 8th 2:38 AM). (ED Note: It isn’t that big just back-and-forth talking to walls tbh; I can write about other stuff tbh, but still check it out on the Discord). We go to fish. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return, and we see the POV necklace on Brit and Summer. The players are drunk from all the tequila shots they had to drink from the comp. Summer tells the house that they need to stop throwing these comps and putting a target on their back (ED Note: So is Summer a comp beast or not???) 🟢Lauren works out in the backyard and finishes her leg day workout. She tells everyone that if they start chasing her with a knife, she will be able to outrun them. Luckily, Amanda removed all of the knives after the incident from Season 3. 🟢Summer informs the house that she will probably use the veto today and lets the nominees know why she should use it on them and if those who can be put up as replacements start convincing Summer why they shouldn’t backdoor their ass. 🟢Kali responds to Summer’s statement by saying LMFAOIJFKJDLAKJFDAL. We don’t know if she was having a seizure, a coughing attack, pooping, or being tickled. 🟢After Kali’s LMAFOAUJIJFDS moment, she tells everyone that she is manifesting a chill day (ED Note: She's got a big storm coming). 🟢Most of the houseguests who competed in the POV Comp have sobered up, but Downeaster is still drunk. 🟢Summer then tells Easter (ED Note: Going with that now) that they (IDK who they is) threw piss on her. (ED Note: I’m guessing she means production replaced Easter’s tequila with piss...Summer could still be drunk too idk, but that is what she said). Easter was fine with it and was like a free golden shower... 🟢We then get a DR Leak because benopolis messed up some wiring coming up with a new torture comp, and we see Easter on the floor on their knees crying...I guess they weren’t a fan of the piss stuff after all, but then the DR leak goes away. 🟢Summer then asks the houseguest if they should veto Nick, who continues to harass her daily or Easter, who killed Summer in Royale Season 89: Big Phat Ass Edition and also blocked her on Kovaze. She asked for a reaction to either of their emojis... nobody reacted. 🟢Nick responds by saying Me and Summer then starts to whoop his ass. Normally that would result in expulsion, but Amanda was on a smoke break and didn’t do anything about it. 🟢Lauren started to make s'mores because why the hell not. (ED Note: Don’t know how because again, houseguests are on rations unless there is a food stash the cameras are not showing). We go to fish. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢 3 hours later, we see that Yawn and Easter have the POV necklaces on their neck and Kali and Shrimp are the replacement nominees (Brit used POV on Yawn and Sparta renominated Kali and Summer used POV on Easter and renominated Shrimp). We got an audio leak from production that it took so long for feeds to come back because Summer was missing during the POV ceremony and Amanda had to go find her. 🟢Kali responds to her nomination by asking Sparta if he is okay. She states that she came to him and talked ot him and is not sure what he is talking about (Find out why by joining the Discord). She then states, I guess it was better for drama. She then continues by saying, I talked to you about the comp (The ASBBBBB comp). I don’t even know why this is a topic and she didn’t answer him because she was sleeping, because it was 2am for her. 🟢Sparta replied by saying We talk about playing the comp over and over being annoying yet that doesn’t to be the case for your comp it is sus, and anyway, you ran whatever talked to you about to different people (ED Note: This is translated to be better understandable because the original text looks like a middle schooler texting someone on a T9 Text aka flip phone). 🟢Amanda was in some mood (ED Note: Was in her feelings with Chibi) and started blaring "River Deep, Mountain High" (Glee Version) in the house. (ED Note: Rather that than Amanda singing both parts). 🟢Nick does a simple save me, and Kali then says save me and wishes luck to Metro. 🟢Metro responds by saying there are clearly fake people in this house that are threatened by anything resembles real, because how else does nominating me and Kali make sense? 🟢Easter goes to the gym to train for the next HOH comp. We see them pelvic thrust the floor numerous times. They use a heavy stack of Amanda's unsold CDs of her song Where My Chibi At? plus the remixes. 🟢Shrimp tells the house that they will leave the game peacefully, knowing that the worm that has been eating Summer’s brain for the past decade seems to be nearly done. Sparta almost pissed himself after hearing that. 🟢Amanda accidentally leaks the next set of comps before eviction and blames me for it, which I was busy doing other things that is not related to this at all. 🔑Save the Show🔑 🟡Musical Mix Up🟡. So these next couple of days is Musical Week, aka Amanda is going ot Sing, so I apologize to everyone in advance. 🟢Yawn is not happy to do another musical theater challenge on their second time there, and they blame it on having friends in high school. 🟢Amanda asks the houseguests what the S stands for in ASBB. Glaceon said Sraul, which was hella wrong. Austin from production answered Syphilis, which should be correct but it was incorrect. (ED Note: The correct answer is Slut) 🟢Lauren wants Amanda to sing more. 🟢Sparta asks Austin from production to Race, but they said they are at Walmart and Sparta ask what Austin was getting but then quickly answers condoms. Austin from production doesn’t answer. 🟢Koolness tells everyone they have to get their car at 5 AM, so they head to bed. Bit confusing because they are stuck in a house, so how can a car get in the building, but oh well. 🟢Amanda makes an announcement, and we find out that Justini has left the AmandaSings Big Brother House. They were a fake houseguest there to cause chaos (ED Note: They just clogged the toilet). 🟢Riddler was confused and Easter said the real twist was the friends we made along the way. 🟢Amanda tells the house that she was disappointed but still laughed (ED Note: Justini isn’t getting paid for this gig). Now it is Eviction number 3. 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Metro is Evicted by a 11-2 Vote 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟢Metro says their goodbyes to the 4 real people in the cast and tells everyone else that they can’t brush their long wavy hair. 🟢As Metro leaves, Amanda tells everyone that Metro had the best cast photo, which upset Tea and she said that I love purple fairy creatures just as much as the next lady but lets get real with ourselves Amanda....and then hopes when all of us get evicted we get the same compliment (ED Note: Did Tea just spoil that this season won’t have a winner???) 🟢Koolness, who was supposed to be in bed, appears in their moo moo and slippers but yells at Amanda in their crisp, clear, sweet voice that they weren’t told when cast photos were taken so they didn’t have time to dress up their fucking avatar and they could have used more AI to make Koolness’ photo look fine and fiercer. Then Koolness says that Amanda is foul for adding someone (Justini) and making the house believe that they had to talk to them when they had to play Big Brother with 15,000 fucking people (ED Note: Technically 3000 from @Bomberv's perspective). Then Koolness went back to bed. Now it is Eviction number 4 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Shrimp is Evicted by an 8-5 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟢Nick is upset and says that we got liars in the house but is going to keep it cute before they got mad. Yawn replies saying or pull a Yawnha. 🟢Greedy tells Shrimp bye and then says attacking me because I said I was evicting you, bye girl. 🟢Shrimp replies saying the bottom line is some of you don’t fit any of the three team criteria and you were simply given one because you were available and that’s all you’ll ever be. Then they say, if you’ve played 2000 kovaze games, you should probably start filling out those job apps, but they are just being mean for fun and they have too much on their plate and so it is kind of a relief they are out. They wish good luck to almost everyone. 🟢Nick takes Shrimp’s moment by saying, " Shrimp, I will miss you so much with a crying face emoji. This house won’t be the same without you. Thinking to get a tearful response back Shrimp replies by saying it will be like almost the same. I didn’t socialize, hugs you though and Shrimp leaves. 🟢 Afterward, TheRiddler asked if people didn’t have no musical theatre knowledge are they screwed (ED Note: Another fight happening???? Jk no but have you seen the show Tamar?) 🚨🚨🚨🚨FIGHT 4🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨(Timestamp July 8th, 10:42PM) 🟢Greedy tells the house that Yawn wants to act weird and it attacking him in dms when Greedy is being nice and Yawn is being villainous. Yawn replies saying you quickly evicted me in this game the first time and was celebrating when Sparta nominated me, and talked shit about me in servers for years so I don’t really care to be nice to you when you are obviously being fake to me in the first place. 🟢Greedy replies by saying I never did any of those things, please stop lying about me, I just wanted to work with you in this game but you are really bringing the energy down (ED Note: Actually it is bringing it up because people love fight night...well natural clean fight night). 🟢Nick asks if they are trolling, but they ignore him with Yawn telling Greedy what they did by saying YESSSSSSS and Sparta ate wtf in which Greedy replied with I said that because I didn’t go up and I thought Sparta hated me, you can ask him. Nick then says DKLJDKSFJKL, I think he put a fork in an electric socket; I don’t know what was going on. 🟢Sparta says that what Greesy said was true and Glitter yells saying LOOK EVEN SPARETA (ED NOTE: It’s French) IS AGREEING WITH ME. Greedy continues by saying we had problems entering the game and we never even squashed it. Yawn replies saying well I shared the screenshots of you obsessed me for years so don’t act surprised (ED Note: I didn’t see any screenshots so idk what that meant, I’m just typing what I see because that is my job). 🟢Greed replies with years???? It was a 2-week-long game. You were targeting my ayanna. 🟢Nick still in aftershock yells at Summer by saying FUCK YOU BITCH YOU ARE GOING HOME THIS WEEK!. 🟢Yawn tells Glitter they were praying for their downfall and Nick still yelling at Summer (ED NOTE: Who was in bed or in the DR; she wasn’t there anymore.) You will be ended just like @Brxan was. 🟢More back and forth and then TheRiddler calls out Amanda by asking about the example in the HOH comp. He asks Isn’t the defying gravity lyric “and you can’t bring me down” not pull me down lol. Amanda (who has won 20 musical theatre trivia competitions and performed in One Person Wicked in the Back Alley at a Gay Club called Balls and Drip) responds by saying they say bring and pull in diff verses lol. 🟢Yawn and Greedy then start to argue about ages, their height, and weight. Then it goes into if Summer actually does drugs or not. Greedy tries to calm down Yawn, saying they have no idea why they took this in the house chat when it started in the DMS. They felt it was attention seeky but Yawn was like you brought it here and told everyone they took an edible to be calm. Greedy was like no I didn’t (ED Note: Like the Ellen meme where that lady was like you didn’t invite me to your fucking party Ellen). Greedy takes an edible too. Nick joins in the fight and then they start to bully people with glasses...the fight goes into a weird direction like they should have just kissed and called it a day. 🟢Luckily, Tea appears, looking like Cynthia the Doll, because she was like wtf is going on here. You all are fighting about this now. She didn’t say it, but I could read the image. 🟢Riddler, who is still obsessed with the correct lyrics for the musical, mentions that So it could be whichever verse you wanted since there’s two right answer? LOL. He then pretends he is Amanda and says, “Oh, sorry, this is the wrong verse, but you couldn’t have known that” and does some laughing-crying emoji. Amanda replies by saying, " Well, no, because the blank word is not pull it is gravity and down and Riddler responds with Ohhh, right. So that was a recap of Days 6-7. Expect a game recap from Amanda soon and the next Live Feed Update in the next couple of days. #ASBB4

Hi! So the first set of looks (I think) have been released for the Fashionista game and I know it is going to be a mess, but that is okay. I already locked in my votes, but I'm going to Toot and Boot the looks I received in my voting dossier (trying to sound fancy). A couple of notes. ❗After my 4th round of voting, I got the idea of doing this, so I might have missed some people, so I apologize in advance if you don't see your photo on here. I don't know how many submissions were in this round, and I did get duplicates. If you still want me to critique your photo I will do another one when people are submitting their looks for the next round. I know this is the first round for this, and it is probably a testing-out-the-kinks type of thing, so hopefully, with great feedback, Sin can use it to make the process smoother as this new feature continues to roll out (a visual roadmap would be nice for visual learners). ❗I don't know who is who, and frankly, I want it to stay like that. I'm basing my "critiques" on how much I liked it and how I felt it fit the theme, which I'll explain in a bit. I am just having fun with this, and if you have seen my DTNM stuff, nothing is malicious, so don't take this shit too seriously... It's just a silly dress-up game. Don't act like the children who cry in Dress to Impress, who say "rigged" when their outfit doesn't get a podium. The only benefit of that is we get new drama on the page, but at what cost, though? I hope to provide feedback that helps meet the theme and supports designers, as it might inspire designers, especially those who might have taken a break. ❗I understand resources could be limited at the time of this because it did start at a new shop cycle and things were posted by then BUT there was another cycle too BUT I think next round if you don't have things to fit the theme, then maybe wait for the next round because I will make comments saying if something doesn't fit the theme or not and I will try my best to see the vision because I do love some creativity points than just obvious bland. So you can't pull that excuse next round. Okay that is all. Here are the looks I got; they were randomized in the graphic, so you can't tell which order I got them in. Please refer to the set and number if you see yours (if you only care about yourself, which is okay). 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Category Is...High Fashion Pool Party What I'm Looking For: Heading to a party where water is involved (pool or beach, which I will allow this time just because it is the first time doing this, but moving on, I will be stricter in theme, which again is my opinion, how much of it does it really matter???). Either wearing a bathing suit or something over it that, when taking off the suit, should be underneath it. Make it fashion, so nothing basic. You spent good money on this so you want people to see it before you get nice and wet...unless you came to the party to just show off and not get wet. Set 1: 🟢Model 1: The outfit does not scream Pool Party at all. I could see a party, but not something you wear at a pool party...like you could wear anything at a pool party, let's be real, but this would not be the first thing I would think of. This would be more of a nightclub. I really like the hair, and the makeup is fine, but idk if it will be suitable in a wet environment, since drag queen makeup and water don't seem like the best duo. BOOT 🟢Model 2: I like this! I think it is simple, but it gets the job done. I love the top-and-shorts combo, and I can picture you wearing a bikini under the shorts that you can easily change into when you want to dip in the pool during the party. I love the glasses! The heels are fine, like they do match the top, but I guess with the background you use, they are appropriate, and I know shoes are hit or miss in shops. Either they are with an outfit or not, and buying just shoes at certain prices may be something people may not want to do. Not a fan of the background. Not because of the beach thing, because I'm letting that slide (there could be a pool right near the beach), but because the Gemini logo is there. 💡What I tend to do is use Canva (maybe other sites do this, but this is my go-to) and use the Magic Eraser tool on it, and most of the time it goes away and doesn't fuck up the image. I think it is similar to the Photoshop clone stamp tool. Having that logo just ruins the illusion, and I don't think you made it, but for those who make backgrounds, this can be a lifesaver if you have trouble getting rid of the watermark.💡 Besides that, I give your outfit a TOOT! 🟢Model 3: This is a nice outfit, but it is very light on skin that is already light, so it makes it a bit hard to see. I don't know if adding a background would help, but it's worth a shot. I think you would need warmer colors to match your skin tone and hair. I could see this as a pool outfit maybe, BUT you have to get rid of the purse because it gives a "going to a field of flowers " vibe. If you remove it, then I could see it, but it's still a decent outfit. I think with the choices made though sadly, I have to BOOT it. 🟢Model 4: I love this. In the nicest way possible, it is giving a sex worker heading to a party to make some big ass money and maybe ruin a marriage or two, but that is okay because she is still getting paid tonight. I love the wet T-shirt you have. The way it fits on your body, but looks nice with the creases, does wonders for your body, and the yellow and pink combo for the bathing suit is great too. They must call you Pink Lemonade cause you are sweet and sour. The hair is great too. Not a fan of the shoes, I think maybe because of the leg straps, but besides that, this is TOOT for me. 🟢Model 5: I know I was going to be lenient with beach attire to an extent, but this is full-on beach lifeguard, not pool lifeguard. I applaud you for putting in the effort to add some fashion statements with the necklace and purse, but it still seems very off. The glasses were a good touch, though, so if we were going to edit this, keep that. I have to BOOT this but I see where you trying to go though. 🟢Model 6: Love the background and whoever made it is so amazing (wink wink wink), but bias aside, I think this is a fine outfit. Now, I don't know if the outfit you have on includes everything (specifically the jewelry), but if it doesn't, I think you should have removed it because there is too much on you, especially around the neck. Again, idk if that is separate or not, but it would have made the outfit less busy and a little bit better. Nothing showstopper, but it is a nice safe look. Soft Toot Set 2: 🟢Model 1: I like this! If we replace the background with a pool party one, I think it would be perfectly fine. I think you used the beach one as an alternate because probably you didn't have a pool one (that is what I'm thinking in my mindset because I think I was going to do that, but I did something else, I can't remember). The outfit is cute because it is a nice tearaway that leads straight into your bathing suit, which is the perfect combo. We can tell that the party you are at is tropical-themed, with the drink in your hand and the flower. The bubbles is a nice touch. I wished your hair was behind you though so we could see more of your outfit but idk how the hair would look in the back so maybe it is fine like that, but the only complaint I have is that I wish the outfit had a bit more OOMPH in it, like some sparkle or extra design/style to up the fashion part which I know you can't control that part, but maybe an accessory could have helped with that or maybe adding a shoe. I think the barefoot part is fitting, though. I give this a TOOT! 🟢Model 2: This is giving pure set, and I love it! The coat's details take it to the next level, and I'm glad you included them because without them, it would be kind of meh. I know you are on a yacht, but there is a pool on this one, so I will say yes to it, and I want to be on that party because I know there is good food, drinks, and men there, and I will be in the bathroom crying cause I would embarrass myself, but I would appreciate the opportunity anyway. The choice of hair is a good fit, too! You kept things simple, but everything is placed correctly and tells a great story. Great job! Toot! 🟢Model 3: You look amazing! I love the design on your bathing suit, and the heels are perfect for it. People will hear you miles away when you make your entrance ot the party. Your outfit is a complete contrast to the background, and that was a smart choice because the attention will be on you, and that's important (unless it was bad attention, which I don't think so. I am fine with the hair, but I wonder what other styles you had because part of me wanted to see a Jet Black (which idk if you have that or maybe the style wasn't the best), but what you have is good as well. Great job! Toot! 🟢Model 4: Well… thank you for your contribution and for showing off the lovely designs that people have made. I'm going to Boot though. 🟢Model 5: This is a miss. I am not getting Pool Party vibes. I'm getting- I just visited the set of TDI, and all I got was this picture vibes. I think the outfit would work in another theme, but sadly not this one. Boot. 🟢Model 6: This is a good set and I know Male Items are very limited on this site so good job on this. I think some choices are a bit questionable though. I'm not a fan of the cigar in the mouth, but that is more of a me thing. I know I would not be around you at the party if you were smoking that. Also, the otter and Squirtle throw off the Pool Party vibes. I know I was being lenient about the location situation, but this doesn't help...especially the otter, BUT I don't know if the otter is part of the background or not, so that might be something you can't control, but I think the Squirtle is definitely not, which, personally, I would say remove it in general because it just looks so awkward there. I think most of the "pets" items are nice, but their placement is very awkward. They should have a purpose (in my opinion), and it just looks weird but still cute. Besides that, I love the body, trunks, and hair. Great additions, it is just the other small choices that throw things off. Soft Toot. Set 3: 🟢Model 1: This is a very nice outfit, but I am not getting pool party vibes. I am getting a general party or gathering. I think it is because it doesn't seem like an easy transition into a bathing suit. It seems like something that will take a while to take off, and that shouldn't be the case for a pool party when transitioning from party outfit to swimming outfit. Sadly I have to Boot this. 🟢Model 2: I am not feeling this. I think it is the clash between the outfit and the glasses/cigarette/hair/and heels. They just seem to be two different sets and shouldn't be together. I think you need to remove the glasses and the cigarette. Then either remove the heels in general or find a brighter pair. After that, you might work with something to keep the hair how it is, or if you have something darker that looks like something for a pool party, then change into that. The clash really got to me. Boot. 🟢Model 3: I like the outfit, but I am not fully getting pool party vibes; I'm getting just chilling in the pool. I like how the robe/coat thing matches the bathing suit, but I just don't know if that is something you would wear to a party; that is more like a private chill day at your home, especially with the blunt you have. The background is fine; I think it might have been used to make the outfit pop more. I'm more of a fan of a background where the feet look like you are actually standing on the thing than just there, but again, that is my personal preference to keep the illusion real. I'm going to give this a Soft Toot because I like it, but idk if it fits the full occasion. 🟢Model 4: I'm not seeing Pool Party at all. It's giving kind of maybe 90's-era, going-out-shopping type, but not a pool party. Boot. 🟢Model 5: This is nice. When I first saw the theme, I thought of this in terms of looks. I love the see-through bottom, which is probably an easy tearaway when you want to dip in the water. The texture of it very nice in the fashion sense. The shoe is nice, it is there, but it isn't getting the full attention because the main focus should be the outfit. The hair is nice, and I like the flower accessory. The background is a nice touch as well. I do wish you had more accessories on you, like some jewelry, to balance the upper portion of your body. Besides that, good job and this is a Toot for me. 🟢Model 6: Boot. Set 4: 🟢Model 1: Very good! Neck down is very good. I love the outfit in general, especially the see-through part. I wish you didn't have the glasses, though. They give me hangover-style glasses, but I'm at a pool party. Besides that, good job! Toot! 🟢Model 2: Very nice! I like the color scheme you have, and the outfit is a good starter for the party before going into the pool. I do think it needs some personality or something because even though I'm getting just pink, I'm not getting a story from you. I think it might be the hair. I don't know if that is the best style for a party. I still like everything else though, so Toot. 🟢Model 3: This is really good. Even though I am not a fan of designs with body parts that alter the avatar (because they are usually one skin color and provide no variety...call me woke but how hard is it to make things accessible for all skin types?) it fits very well with the theme. The background is a nice touch as well. I think you could have done fine without the purse, but idk if that is part of the leg outfit or not. Overall, good job. Toot! 🟢Model 4: This is very nice. This is more fitting for a beach theme, but I could see this for a pool party too. I love that you used hair that flowed with the wind; it's a small detail that kind of goes a long way. I do wish you had accessorized more, since you are going to a party. If you were just going to the pool to relax, that would be fine, but since it is a party, you would add a few extra things. Besides that, good job and Toot 🟢Model 5: This is very interesting. Clearly, you are going to the party to party, not to go into the pool, which is fine. This might be a situation where my ideal of fashion clashes with others' opinions: I know I wouldn't wear it, but others would, and that is perfectly fine. I just think wearing all that fur for a pool party in the heat would be horrible, but I guess pool parties can happen in other seasons? I don't understand why there is a dog, though. I'm going to give it a Toot because the outfit is cohesive, I could see someone wearing this at a party, and the background is very fitting as well...just don't fall in the pool, please, because that is going to be a bitch to get dried off. 🟢Model 6: I see the attempt here, but it is giving me I wanted to try but and this is the closest I had to fit the theme. I'm going to Boot this, though. Set 5: 🟢Model 1: Don't know what happened here. This could be another situation where you wanted to participate, and this was all you had that could relate to the theme. Unfortunately, though, it is a Boot. 🟢Model 2: The outfit is nice, but I am not getting pool party. I am getting club vibes. The glasses seem out of place. I understand why they would be there because you would be outside with the sun, but they give me hangover vibes with the outfit in general. This feels like a miss. Boot. 🟢Model 3: This is a good attempt, but it needs more. I appreciate the attempt with the background. I'm guessing this is the closest you had to fit the theme. The outfit is nice, and I could see it at a pool party. I'm glad you chose to put your hair back instead of in front of you, because otherwise your outfit would be swallowed up by the hair. I just think you need more with this. The shoes aren't the best choice, but I do see a vision, just not a complete one. Soft Toot for this. 🟢Model 4: I'm a bit torn on this. I think you have a good outfit for a pool party because the top looks like a bathing suit, and the bottom gives tearaway vibes, which is perfect for a party. I love the design, but I am not a fan of the hair. I know, before, with someone else, I mentioned that the wind was a nice touch, but it was subtle. Your hair is giving gale-force winds, and it is a bit distracting. It makes me think that the items at the party are all over the place because of how strong the wind is. I also wish you had some accessories to add to the outfit as well. I like the idea you had, but the execution wasn't a full hit, so I'm going to do a Soft Toot for this. 🟢Model 5: This is nice, but I don't think it fully executes the theme. I don't know if the Top and Bottom of the outfit are a set or sold separately, but they don't feel like they fit the Pool Party vibes. Giving more spring since you have a lot of butterfly aesthetic. When I look at this, I get butterflies, not a pool party, so I'm going to give this a Boot because of that, but the outfit is still nice. TREND ALERT!!!: GLASSES Stats: Toots: 11 Soft Toots: 5 Boots: 13 That's it for this theme. Will be back for the next one (or whenever we get more looks ot judge...this is a work in progress)

Here is another live-feed recap covering Days 4-5 in AmandaSings Big Brother House...well the parts that I found interesting. BUT first, here is a recap of the first two evictions from Amanda https://kovaze.com/blog/146099 Day 4: 🟢Houseguests are finishing up the ASBBBBBBB comp. We go to fish 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return, and we see TheRiddler & TeaFiercelyBoots with giant ass HOH keys (because @AmandaSings04 believes everyone is blind and wants people to see who is HOH), making them the first HOHs of the season. 🟢Yawnha is not happy with some of the results. They congratulate Tea but say that Shrimp was robbed (who was the dethroned HOH). Yawn was not going to congratulate a childbaby (Riddler) who still has them blocked (which we don't know how that works if they are in a house) and knows they are nomming them. 🚨🚨🚨🚨FIGHT NUMBER 1🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 🟢KaliMinaj is getting pumped up because this was her only wish in the game to see a fight. She yells "THE TWINKS ARE FIGHTING," which Yawn says they aren't a twink, but identifies as...well idk if I can say it on here...join the Discord to find out (TIMESTAMP 7/5/2026 3:57PM). 🟢While things are heating up, Britt decides to sit on the porch and watch the rain, saying it is peaceful (um, a fight is about to start), and once again, Kali and Lauren join. This time, @SummerBABU joins with a nice blunt. The camera didn't show if the blunt was passed around, though. 🟢Back to the fight, Yawn was like I didn't have a problem with you (Riddler) because of something that happened in the Race Event (which yours truly was a winning member in). 🟢Tea interjects by saying if anyone wants to talk before they make noms, please do, because their DMs are open and dry. 🟢The gals are deciding which wine to bring while the fight is brewing up (poor Tea getting ignored). But Riddler replied saying "You picked your time and didn't show up. He believed in Yawna and screwed him over. That's the beef he has with him. If that makes him a child baby #childbaby according to him, then be it. (Getting context). 🟢Yawn was like it was A YEAR AGO, but Riddler was like, no, it was October (which I know my math, that was actually 9 months ago, so close to a year). Yawn tried to pull some receipts, but that was a big no-no in ASBB, so Amanda had to yeet them out. So Yawn explained it again without visual proof, by saying they apologized, and the rizzler threw a temper tantrum, and he is older than 18 (ED Note: there are a lot of people over 18 that have those so....) Which he believes is embarrassing. Riddler responds by saying that getting angry is a valid emotion. I would continue with the fight, but some of it gets kind of deep so you can read that in the actual chat. 🟢Summer interjects a couple of times, and NotNicky333 throws in his 2 Koinz by clapping back at her and even saying that adults are talking. We go to fish 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return, and we see on the monitor that Yawna & bigbryy99 are nominated on one side of the screen and @Charlitos & @Metropolis are nominated on the other side. 🟢Metro tells Tea to fuck off and they know they are nominated because they are "mogged" (ED: I had no clue what that was, thought it was a slur, but after a Google search this is what I found. "Mogging" I like to think of is being better. If you "mogged" someone in something, that means you completely outdid them.) 🟢Tea explains that Metro didn't speak to them that much so that is why they are nominated in which Metro replied by saying they were going to talk to Tea, but they slept in and they are a nice person so Tea messed up. Tea replies with a backward compliment by calling Metro Sleeping Beauty over there and tells Metro that they should be fine. 🟢POV Competition is announced and it is called 🟡Queen Mel's Slide Puzzle🟡. It's a slide puzzle and you have to finish it fast. Real simple, but Yawn is breaking down and says they are not wasting their time on that comp. We get fish. 🐠 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢 Feeds come back, and all of the players who competed in the Riddler group finished, and we see Nick with the POV necklace, and nobody is phased. He is really happy, and everyone is doing their own thing. Still waiting for everyone competing in Tea's group to finish. Day 5: 🟢At the start of Day 5, Metro makes banana bread for the house. Don't know how they got the items for it when the house is still on basic rations, they didn't burn the set down so that is all that matters. 🟢Yawn wants to have a piece, but they are on a diet, so Metro shoves a piece in their nose because why not? 🟢Shrimp speaks (probably from finishing cranking their hog) and says "there's someone who really should've touched the block this week". Nick agrees and says "multiple someones," but says "Summer" (ED Note: the obsession is real). 🟢Amanda announces that Charlitos is stuck in another castle and can only be contacted via WhatsApp at the time. Some people were not fond of adding another communication device to speak to people. We get fish 🐠 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return, and Tea now has a POV necklace on their neck. Literal silence, nobody could care about this win, and they immediately went back to fishing. It's time for the POV ceremony.🐠 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return again, and we see the POV necklaces are on Metro and Bry. The POV's were used on both of them. We eventually find out that @Brxan and Britt are the replacement nominees (Brx was the Riddler's and Britt was Tea's). 🟢Brx is not happy and starts calling things out. First they say they say "this bitch" (ED: Probably Riddler?) is obsessed with them, Nick and Riddler have a final 2, and that the house needs to do something about that. 🟢On the flip side, Summer is wall-twerking during this and is happy that she is safe this week. 🟢Chris revealed to everyone that they could message him on KIK, and immediately after, he was sent to the DR and received 15 spankings for that horrendous comment. 🟢Nick decided to start setting up for Brx's eviction party, but setting up some streamers, party hats, white wine, and then asked if there was anything else he needed to bring. 🚨🚨🚨🚨FIGHT NUMBER 2🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 🟢Out of the blue Riddler talks about AngieKStan's box (ED: Maybe there was a message about the box, but I am not checking it, so we are going to pretend he just said out of nowhere). He doesn't want people to open it. he believes it is something bad. Brx responds by saying "Oh shut up, no one gives a fuck about your opinion". Riddler replies by saying, "You don't have to be rude," and Brx claps back by saying, "I don't have to, but I want to be. You're weird as fuck". 🟢Eventually, they go back and forth and Nick jumps in with some comments, and then they bring up non-game things, which again, join the Discord if you want to read that. Amanda even made a cameo. Mod @o_o had to make a statement and just said Mod Chibi and literally shit the bed (Sin don't let Chibi do PR). Eventually, Amanda got all the eviction votes, and it was time for the eviction. 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Brxan is Evicted by a 9-6 Vote 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟢As Brx leaves, Charlito finally arrives to the Discord castle, but it was now time for the second part of eviction 1. 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Charlito is Evicted by a 9-6 Vote 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟢Charlito leaves, and Brit opens the box, and Eureka from Drag Race Season 9 & 10, All Stars 6, and Canada VS the World 2 appears! But then she realized that trade left her there and leaves. Justini then slowly crawls out of the box and we find out that she is a new houseguest because she has dirty info on Amanda or something like that (ED: I wasn't paying attention). 🟢Shrimp is about to fight Justini and Justini is like take a bite out of me. There was no reply from Shrimp so hopefully Camera Operator @MrsChloeKayCecci puts a cam on their bed to get more T on that. 🟢After everyone got bored with the new houseguest's smell, later on Thumper91 stated that she pushed for Britt and called people losers and that people don't need to talk about her. She said she can own up to her shit. 🟢Brit responds with a big upside-down frowny face but still loves Lauren, and they decide to go back onto the hammock. 🟢Justini wants to do something chaotic and asks everyone to quit so she can make it to the jury (ED Note: Silly Justini, if that happened, Amanda would bring in the B Cast). 🟢Koolness234 makes an appearance and tells everyone they need good vibes because their car wasn't doing well, and they are eating pizza, and they wish they had gotten a hot mechanic so they could put their grease and oil all over Koolness or something like that. It was dramatic and hopefully Amanda gives Koolness a care package this week for being brave. Eventually Koolness did plan a fight date with Justini at 9AM so that is exciting. 🟢Koolness then has another breakdown because there are too many channels in the house. They proceed to lay on the floor and cry on "The Vaze" sponsored carpet we have. Eventually, they go to bed. 🟢Then out of the blue Kodua appears in the house (ED Note: Still no sign of OhEmGee. Don't know if she is still in the house or Animal Control got her). Amanda throws knives in the house and hopes the houseguests can shank Kodua. She said it was okay because Kodua is a doctor so they can stich themselves up. 🟢Kodua said they have a forced power of veto and a gun which was supposed to be scary, but everyone just laughed. Kodua then makes an alliance with Yawn in front of the house, but Kodua realizes that Yawn wasn't happy about it, in which Yawn replies by saying I am hesitant of working with any homosexuals in the house. 🟢Justini sees Kodua and they realize they are both gay and they give each other the eye sign to meet in the ladies room to do HR Business in 15 minutes. 🟢Everyone is now asking why Kodua is here and Amanda is like I have no clue, even though the TV screen shows a video of Amanda letting Kodua in like an owner does to their pet when they are done taking a shit outside. 🟢Kodua said they did well in the HOH comp (which I dont' think was posted) and Amanda whacks her for saying how they felt because that is a rule violation. The house also loses its toilet paper for the week and must survive on Tax Returns. 🟢Dino enters the house. Nobody greeted Dino. 🟢Dino gives words of wisdom. He does say, "The only way to win ASBB," and then after that, I tuned him out because how can you tell someone how to win if you didn't win????. 🟢Dino gave me a shoutout, so I love him again. That is all for this recap! Will be back next time for Days 6-8 Things are heating up in the game, and I can't wait to see what happens because I have to do this again. Remember if you want to see the actual truth in the game, join the discord if you haven't. https://discord.gg/HfPBXhSU5 #ASBB4

It's Day 3 in the ASBB4 house, and the houseguests are waiting for the results of the HOH competition (I think it will already have been announced by the time I finish this, but oh well). I am not here to give a game recap; that is @AmandaSings04's job. I'm just here to highlight all the good stuff that happened because I just promoted myself from intern to intern with a hat. Day 1: Houseguests Enter 🟢Amanda air drops the houseguests into the backyard because she lost the key to the front door. Afterward, the houseguests do their usual intros and are all nice for now. They all agree to be more entertaining than Season 3 (should focus on the game). So far everyone just says hi to each other. I believe there was a call, but I didn't feel like joining since Amanda was in it and was probably singing Les Mis or Book of Mormon as a Day 1 "Reward". 🟢Nothing else exciting happens. Medical had to come in to check on people, since some had concussions from falling from the crates. Luckily in the contracts, Amanda isn't liable for that...she is really good at saving her ass. Day 2: The ASBBBBBBBBBB Twist 🟢Glaceon said they already love this cast. Season 3 has already been found dead. 🟢Eventually, Amanda reveals the twist and can't figure out how many B's to use. One minute, there are 6; the next, there are 8. Yawnha believes that the twist came from ChatGPT. This offended Amanda, so she took away the household's rations for the week. 🟢Houseguests are confused about the twist. Luckily, it was simplified, but this won't be the first time it has been reminded in this game. Will take bets on how many times the twist will be explained. Currently at 3 times (if you count the initial time). 🟢First HOH Comp was revealed. It was called 🔑Ranked Right🔑. Houseguests had to rank who they wanted to win HOH. There were more rules to this, but hopefully Amanda will explain them. She does well with that. 🟢Koolness234 revealed that he is versatile. 🟢NotNicky333 and @SummerBABU are spatting at each other. (Editor's note, I give it like a 2 out of 10). While Summer goes to make breakfast, Brxanne jumps in and argues with Nicky. Nicky says "AND UR GOING HOME FIRST" (will this be true)??? 🟢Britt & Thumper91 skip to the hammock, holding hands, and prepare to talk shit. 🟢KaliMinaj loves lesbians and joins the two in the hammock. The camera cuts from the shit-talking, but I did hear they were talking about how someone in the house moans and snores in their sleep. I wonder who that is. 🟢Amanda appears and leaves a box in the house. It is AngieKStan's box. It isn't fancy this time around. Guess there is no budget for this season. Must have been sent to The Vaze (COMING SOON) 🟢Glaceon hates Season 3 (that is why Amanda is our favorite host) 🟢Shrimp cranked their hog. Amanda did too. Day 3: Where are the Results 🟢Houseguests are waiting for HOH results. They are getting antsy. They are banging on the production door, but they realize production is missing due to the July 4th holiday. 🟢Houseguests threatened to burn the house down, so Amanda had to come back from trade to reveal the HOH results. She revealed the results and (NOT REVEALING HOH'S THAT IS AMANDA'S BLOG). But there is still the ASBBBBBBBB Competition. 🔑Gridlocked🔑 Get the highest score in the new hit game Gridlock. It is fun. Trust me. 🟢Spartagow shared that they are dumb as fuck. Thank you for sharing. 🟢Ohemgee got loose in the house, so animal control was called. That is all for this Live Feed update. Will be back once we have our official HOH and nominations for this week. You can catch everything by joining the Discord server and see if I was telling the truth with the updates (I am, I promise). https://discord.gg/HfPBXhSU5 #ASBB4