*EPISODE TITLE FROM LKS3099* PREVIOUSSSSSSSSSSLY on Amanda Sings Big Brother 7. 9 new houseguests and returning “favorites” entered the Amanda Sings house to compete for a cash prize of $0. The houseguests competed in a risky HOH comp, and Oren prevailed. Tensions ran high after he nominated LKS3099 and KeithNewbern, which led to arguments and mentions of other games. Hello, I’m Nico Sings. It is Day 5, and tempers are flaring in the Amanda Sings House. We will see who won the POV, whether it is used, and our first eviction of the season! Besides that, fights continue to arise between the houseguests, oh, and Bethie is here too. 📺There are Vets?📺 🟣Boo (ashleyhollis) tells the house that he does not eat pork. OhEmGee is excited about this because she tells everyone that the houseguests from her season tried to cook her (in our defense, we had no food). 🟣Bethie tells Piggy that the reason why she was brought back was that production didn’t want her to have bad memories of the house (about that...). 🟣Then, three days into the competition, Boo realized that there are veterans in this game. Boo didn’t realize the season was called Fans vs Favs. When Bethie tells him that this season is like BBCAN5, Boo then screams that he is Karen from BBCAN (eh...maybe). Amanda tells him that he is a fan, Amanda’s fan...so this season is really Amanda’s Favorite Previous Players VS New Players, but we couldn’t fit all of that in a graphic. 📺POV Comp 1: DVD Destruction📺 🟣Amanda was on an Anti-AI rage (don’t look at this post, please), and destroyed all of the DVD Covers from past seasons (thank goodness we have streaming rights on Kovaze Plus). After waking up, she regretted her decision (and other things in life like Edgar). She asked me to reassemble the DVD covers from the past 5 seasons (Season 6 is still in progress). I was able to put the covers together, but silly me (or was I not silly) didn’t reassemble them correctly. Houseguests have to reassemble the DVD covers so we can sell them and fund Season 8 (we want to go to Fiji). 🟣The competition was intense; Malibu attempted the comp and took a long time to finish. She spent time singing her big hits instead of shuffling the pieces together, which took her 26 Mins to complete the comp. Keith did very well and finished in around 5 mins, but forgot to hit the buzzer to stop the time, so he actually got 17 mins. BaldishaKatrisha was there and got 13 mins. LKS got 10 mins. Dino made an appearance and got 7 mins, which means Oren won the Power of Veto with 4 mins and 23 seconds. 🟣Amanda was happy that the DVDs were completed and is now selling them with uncensored moments like Dimitra and Envious’ sex scene, Bethie eating, and me sneaking into the Amanda Sings production mansion. You can get all 5 seasons for $5000 with Season 6 as an added bonus (once we finish that). 📺After the POV Comp📺 🟣Once Oren won POV, he told everyone that his DM’s are open if either of the nominees wants to pitch to him why he should use the veto. Boo said they should go to his DMs if they want him to get Oren to use the veto on them. 🟣Piggy pleaded that Oren should backdoor NicoRobin, but Bethie said it should be Neda. I told Piggy that I’m trying to get backdoor on Grindr (nothing happened; I lost interest) and told Piggy Nice try. Piggy says that I am so done during ASBB Rivals, and I left the production tent, went into the house, and yeeted her into an electrical box 🟣Marissa aka Kodua informs the house they are going out for drinks. As part of their contract to return to the game, we agreed to let them go out as long as they were supervised. We had Koinz do that...they did a shitty job. 🟣While Piggy was trying to get Marissa to sneak in some outside contraband, LKS decided to divert the conversation back to the fight from a day ago (LKS got Microsoft Edge internet, so it takes him a while to get info clearly). Mainly, he was sad that Oren nominated him. He then reveals to the house that Oren told him he was safe and they would work together, but clearly that was not true. 🟣Thinking revealing that info would cause a stir, it did not, because Boo asked who was getting drunk (we supplied the house with one tequila shot, a bottle of hand sanitizer, and a picture of a wine bottle). Amanda reveals she is from New Jersey (Jersey Shore season???) and Bethie reveals that her dad is the mayor of New Jersey, so she can stay relevant. 🟣PenguinOwen stated that he lives close to Amanda and may or may not have started tracking Amanda’s location, just in case Owen doesn’t get the placement they want. 🟣Amanda, as Cleiton14’s translator mentioned, was asked for his opinion about the two being up for nomination. He said the two nominees made the wrong moves. He then continued by saying that LKS tried to please everyone with his performance, but if you try to please everyone, you end up pleasing no one (so true, me with trade). Keith, on the other hand, wanted to show up and argue with Cleiton, trying to turn him against him. Cleiton has nothing against the two who went, but says wrong decisions were made about the play itself and the positioning. 📺When Trade Left Marissa Hanging📺 🟣Marissa revealed to the house that the person he was getting drinks with hasn’t replied to him in 20 minutes (fuck that guy) and then revealed he canceled. He warns the house that nobody better get on his bad side for the rest of the night (so valid, next comp might be to bully that asshole, but we shall see). 🟣Boo responds to this by saying “Well girl, clap if you’re surprised” 🟣Marissa replies by saying “Girl fuck you. Call animal control; the biggest rat of NYC is in Bushwick (where Boo is). He then continues to go off on Boo, saying his hair looks fried and messy. Boo says that he would reply but he thinks your date said it all for me (shade rattle boom clap noise). Marissa replies saying “weak reply from a weak girl”. Eventually, they tell Boo that he is a mess, has the personality of every gay Twitter stan account, and is wearing a baseball cap on their head with absolutely nothing on inside it (their profile pic). To continue with the lashings, they then say there is nothing original about Boo, and he is an expiring twink with the 5 o’clock shadow of a 40-year-old man. 🟣Cleiton reveals that he is going to bed. 📺The Morning of the POV Ceremony📺 🟣Bethie made breakfast for everyone, and she was immediately sent to the DR to be yelled at for almost killing the houseguests (that’s our job). She's been banned from the kitchen and given a shock collar every time she enters it. (The food looked nasty and I'm sparing the public from not showing it). 🟣Houseguest starting requesting food and I told them that they can request it during the next shopping request. Currently, the houseguests have a budget of $34, but they can earn $35 for the week if they do well on the next shopping task. 🟣Dino says their first word in the house (maybe 5th, but I just noticed this). He then says that Cleiton is acting like a ChatGPT bot. Him and Cleiton argue for a bit, but you can check the ABB7-House Chat (11/7/26 2:06PM) because I’m continuing the bit of Dino saying one word until further notice. 🟣maddie says “Hey” 🟣Boo asked who is nominated, and Dino kindly says, “Are u stupid?” and shows him the S7 Ceremonies chat and tells Boo to use his brain. Boo just gives him heart emojis (showmance????) 🟣Glaceon reveals that he tried to do a leg day post-call and almost fainted. Is he trying to gain support? Idk, but Keith did ask how Raul was doing, so honestly, it is Keith’s fault for having Raul share this. 🟣Boo asked everyone what they dressed up as for Halloween. He said he was Duncan from TDI. Keith was Lupin from Lupin the 3rd, and Bethie said she was Janelle from Big Brother because everyone tells her that she looks like her (we can 100% confirm that is a lie. We tell her that she looks like Angela, and you can decide which one. 🟣Cleiton mentions Marissa’s name (I guess he did, but I can’t find it, and I already spent 30 seconds looking and got bored), but this leads to Bethie freaking out and telling Marissa that this isn’t them (yelling). Boo said that Marissa is off her meds again and Marissa tells Boo that they didn’t address Boo, so don’t speak to them, don’t look at them, and don’t breathe next to them. 🟣LKS posted a picture of themselves as a wise man??? The baby Jesus one. He said "Happy Christmas," but there is no context. It was a cute outfit, though. Muribolt comes out of the bedroom and tells the noms to start pitching to them why they should stay, or they don’t have to if they don’t care about their vote. 🟣Marissa states that they are hearing from someone that some bitches are talking about them in PMs but won’t buck up in a voice chat. They then do a Randomize Drag Race Simulator, in which Piggy is the Porkchop of the season. Spoiler Alert Dino won the season. 📺POV Ceremony📺 🟣As POV holder, Oren can veto one of his nominees. Oren gives a compelling speech that I MUST reveal to everyone. He says “I’ve decided NOT to use the power of veto. Good luck, noms. He closes the POV box and struts away. 📺Before the Eviction📺 🟣Boo tells LKS that everyone is saying he has an alliance and wants to know who is in it and why Boo wasn't included. LKS says that Oren, Keith, Boo, and Amanda are in his alliance. He then states that it is funny how a lot is being about him since the beginning, such as having a duo with Keith and now this alliance. He wants to know what lies people have said about him. There is silence (2 mins later), and he says Now we have the silence, drop the bomb, and run...cool lol. 🟣Marissa says a lot is being said and that he should mic up and hop in a voice chat. They do that but I wasn’t going to listen to them moan and whatever scary noises might come from there. 🟣Later on, Boo asks Piggy for a foot rub, but Piggy isn’t into that and volunteers Bethie, who asks Boo if she wants to wash his feet too (they were dirty, apparently). Bethie gets another warning from production for posting feet pics on the main. 📺Eviction 1: Keith vs LKS📺 🟣It’s time for the first eviction, and by a vote of 9 to 6, LKS has become the first evicted houseguest in ASBB7. 🟣Before leaving, LKS had some lovely words for each houseguest, and I am not going to copy and paste them because Scripty said a lot, and I have a personal limit on how much I post here (Check the Discord or pay me). 🟣Dino, who made another appearance, said what he did was Corny as hell; he got first boot, just leave, nobody gave a fuck. Bald chimes in, saying, “Who’s reading all that shit?” not knowing that people can listen to it as well. Marissa gets vulnerable and said “Not gonna lie, I listened to it all”. 🟣As Amanda is about to drop LKS (in our fancy trap door), his final words were FUCK YOU DINO! Maddie replies and says Fuck you ho! 🟣Jane, finally makes an appearance in this episode and says some heartfelt things such as she did evict him and enjoyed getting to know him, but ended up feeling better about Keith staying, especially with the rumors about the alliances that were being made. 📺HOH Comp 2: Spam Amanda Sings📺 🟣As outgoing HOH Oren can’t compete, so he was subjected in doing laundry and had to start with Bethie’s dirty clothes. 🟣Amanda needs to know if these players can actually count, since math is a thing. Players had to count as high as they could in 15 minutes. The houseguest with the highest count will win HOH. 🟣As houseguests start to learn their numbers and count them, that is the end of this recap. Who will win HOH? Who will the HOH nominate? What will be released from Angie’s Box? Tune in next time on Amanda Sings Big Brother 7 Live Feed Recap! (Malibu’s unreleased song Sugar Daddy Kiss Kiss plays) Also to get the most up-to-date info on this season, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/kzrvw8m6d #ASBB7

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Hello, I’m Nico Sings, and welcome to the Live Feed Update for Amanda Sings Big Brother 7, the only show where you can leave with a restraining order. 18 houseguests have entered the Amanda Sings House, and even though it is just Day 2, things have heated up. If you haven’t met the houseguests yet, well, you won’t meet them here. Check out the Meet the Cast episode here: https://kovaze.com/blog/206889. What has happened since the move-in? Well, let me tell you, BUT first, if you want to catch all of the live action, check the Discord! https://discord.gg/kzrvw8m6d 📺Houseguests Enter📺 🟣 The 18 houseguests quickly get shoved into the house after ASBB6 ended. Once they “ooo’d” and “ahhhh’d” at the lovely one-bedroom apartment they will be living in, they started to introduce each other. 🟣 Oren tells everyone that he was on ASBB5, from Georgia, and loves gardening. He tells everyone that seven is his lucky number. He is constantly surrounded by the number seven. He tells us he is currently competing in Dimitra’s Next Top Model Season SEVEN (which we allowed because we love Dimi, but Edgar is taking the photos since he can’t leave the premises; he just communicates via a sketchy webcam). He is excited to be on Season 7 of ASBB. (Let’s hope that this seven thing doesn’t bite him in the ass and he gets 7th place). 🟣 OhEmGee then introduces herself, telling everyone she was on Season 3, from Arizona, and loves to party. She then makes a big reveal: she is a pig (we already knew that, but go off, sis) 🟣Other people introduce themselves, but it wasn’t gag-worthy, but we appreciate them sharing because I do care. 🟣Boo, aka ashleyhollis, tells everyone that he wants to align with BaldishaKatrisha. No response from the players. 🟣KaliMinaj informs everyone she has a tight pussy and is loyal. 🟣Piggy burps. 📺HOH Comp 1: Gridlock📺 🟣Houseguests compete in the first HOH comp for the season. They had to gather 10 boxes, each with a numerical value, and they had to decide if they want to save their score or try again. If they tried again, they would get slimed (not really, but we need something interesting with the edit). The houseguest with the highest saved score wins HOH. 🟣While players are doing their HOH comps in the Newly Renovated Challenge Room (we just got rid of the dead bodies), people started to compliment Bethie. I would share them, but Bethie has been punished for leaving a stain on the carpet. 🟣Kodua tells the house that he is looking for love and Bald tells him that LKS3099 is interested. They then begin flirting. 📺Twist and HOH Comp Results📺 🟣Before the first HOH is crowned, Amanda announced the twist for this season is bringing back AngieKStan’s box (now fresh, trimmed, and cleaned). Currently, the box is locked and they need Angie’s Key (that’s what the K stands for) to unlock it and see the magic wonders in her box. For this week, there will be NO TWIST, which is a twist on its own tbh. 🟣The HOH comp results are in, and I’m not sharing all 16 scores. Bethie lost, so everyone, please laugh at her. Oren wins! 📺After HOH📺 🟣Bethie is making tuna casserole 🟣Oren shows off his HOH room. It was a room that is it. Nothing exciting. 🟣Houseguests begin taking photos for the memory wall because we forgot to do it in pre-production because Amanda was still on vacation. 🟣Cleiton14 tells everyone that if he were HOH, he would have everyone say who they would put on the block. He says that the game is about positioning. Those who don’t take a stand end up facing elimination or become a target. Keith asks him who Cleiton would put up. He doesn’t respond...awkward. 🟣Bald said they would pick Cleiton because he can’t stand this BTC (idk what that means, Big Titty Cock???) Can’t stand his long-ass texts and he tried to be nice to Cleiton, but he can’t with the aggressive behavior every time Bald tries to talk to him in public or in DMS. 🟣Kodua asks if anyone watches Rupual’s Drag Race UK. Bethie says she watches Dragula, and Kodua responds, “Did I say Dragula?” Bethie says no, then says everyone hates her now. 🟣The houseguests then talk about Big Brother, and honestly, I got bored and got a snack. 🟣Piggy burps again. 🟣Kodua states that someone in the house isn’t who they seem to be. I announce on the speaker as the house therapist and ask him a question of “aren’t we all personas in this world called Amanda Sings? How does that make you feel? 🟣Boo was upset that AI was posted in the chat. Oren tells everyone he protests AI and shows off a protest photo, which ironically was in his HOH room. 📺Nominations📺 🟣Oren makes his nominations and he nominates Keith and LCS for eviction. He says they are an obvious duo. 🟣Keith then goes all out in response to Oren’s nomination. KEITH:Oren, have you any idea about the history, like i’m not trying to be mean, but like deadass we do not get along at all (about LCS I believe, trying to add the context as editor. THIS IS SO HARD). I voted him out on Skinnisha S3 (shoutout Beni and Skinny) and called him out multiple times at the tribals. I don’t see where you got this idea of a duo from but holy shit you are off in that assumption. OREN: I mean if that’s the case then why weren’t either of you pushing for me to nom the other? Like go off though. KEITH: because other people annoyed me more? Notably the inactive and the one who constantly glazes himself like a donut. Moronic ass first week, who woulda thunk it. OREN: well you annoy me KEITH: “okay? Then just say that. Don’t make up some bullshit convoluted fuckass story about a duo. If you don’t like me, fuck you then. I don’t care but don’t smear your shit on a tapesty, painting this bullshit picture of something you clearly have zero idea about.” OREN: you’re a duo hiding behind a past rivalry and you annoy me. KEITH: Have a nice day, conversation over. If you believe that then I’m sorry for assuming you had a brain, that’s my fault. OREN: Anyone with a brain would be annoyed by you. KEITH: (clearly the conversation isn’t over) Anyone with a brain would see you as a spineless limp dick little bitch whos just saying the same fucking thing over and over. Dumbass little troglodyte. Glaceon: TROGLDYTE????? OREN: Ok hun I’m sorry you didn’t get your way. I know how badly you wanted it to be Cristi and Cleiton KEITH: Yeyeah I did and you wanted to be my ally you lied to my fafe. Face. Don’t even play this shit with me. You lied to my face about being allies, Crisit is inactive and Cleiton is annoying as shit. I’ll just say it bluntly right here and now you bet your ass those were the names I told you. 🟣LKS finally arrives to find out the news and says “THE ACTUAL FUCK????” Why am I nominated. Keith tells him because they are a “duo”. LKS replies to a comment Oren said earlier about why they didn’t push each other to be nominated and states that since it was Oren’s HOH and not his (LKS). LKS tells everyone that Oren told him that he was safe and not nominating him. He then says it is the first round WHY would I try to control YOUR (Oren’s) HOH. Oren the actual fuck. 🟣Kodua announces that he is going to trade’s house. 🟣LKS then speaks to us with his beautiful voice and says the following....well this is what SCRIPTY transcribed and I trust them. LKS: I'm just gonna say one thing. It doesn't make any sense, nominating me and Keith. Simple as that. It will aim or it was or I don't know what the fuck at the moment I am, I am to you, I was your friend. If we're gonna talk actually about duos, one obvious, duos was Orin and me. If you go to my profile, do I have a fucking picture with Keith on my profile? How the fuck know? I have a picture with Orin saying best allies, best friends. People I will always work with. So like what the actual fuck, Orin? What the actual fuck, it doesn't make any sense. Why would I go on a first week on Big Brother? Big fucking brother, this is not survivor. This is Big Brother that first week, if you go against someone, it's gonna put a target on your fucking back with no need when there's a lot of people and options. And also, like, forget it. Do you wanna nominate duos perfect? There's other options. Also, hello. I am your friend. I am someone who was gonna work with you no matter what. So like what the actual fuck, Orin? What the actual fuck? 🟣Kali says “welcome back sparta” spartagow 🟣Piggy got scared and ran away. LKS: If you weren't talking about tools, well, you and I were, too, well, not a little more. Obviously, I fucking hashed out plans cited. Well, the actual fuck, what, the actual fuck? Like, I understand, get this fucking annoying. Kid is someone that, like, you know, but I wanted peace. I didn't want to bring a target on my back by being annoying and being like, listen, I'm gonna keep, listen, I'm gonna keep, listen. I don't know if he has friends around the house. I don't know if he has an already alliance. I don't know if he has the votes. Why would I in my freaking mind go to you on your age or age of my friend and be like, hey, let's do what I want to do. I wanted to respect your decision. I wanted to respect what you wanted to do, but then you go around and go and nominate me, your friend. Like, what the actual fuck, Orin? Seriously, what the actual fuck? LKS:I might not be fighting with Geat 24-7 because like the game started and I was working and then I went to sleep If I haven't fight it with Geat is because we haven't had the opportunity to it. We were in peace I didn't hear anyone saying he was in my name, so I was like, okay, perfect But that does not mean that Geat and I are a duo. We do not stand each other Like I'm not gonna say we hate each other because that's strong word and it's a game And obviously we don't hate each other, but it's like girly boo boo the first opportunity that I have in the game to Maybe trying to take you out. I will take it and I know he will take it as well because we know that we are afraid to each other's games But is the first freaking week? There's people who haven't even appeared answer messages Like what the actual like Orion and I am trying so hard not to make this personal because we are actually friends like I that that's what's bothering me right now at this moment like what the actual fucking health Orion, what the fuck? I am I am I am so pissed right now KEITH: All I’m saying is if Oren will stab people easily yall should keep your guard up around him bc Oren cant be trusted to go even 1 day off an alliance deal before flipping. OREN: It was a final 2, not a final 3, and who did you take to the f2? (something Amanda posted that I have no clue but I needed some space before I post LKS’s last voice recording for this episode.) LKS: and also different from everyone from here, didn't mean you and I have a chat called top three months wanted that he was in a alliance chat, and I always shared things over there to you and to Nick because I consider yourself a friend and I was like, hey, look, I am at top two and I'm going to cast it. Ooh, I did eat on this game and I continually speak to you as a friend. Again, no logic, or no logic at all by you nominating me, your friend. The one who has told you, you're my fucking right or die. (there was other stuff but idk if I will get banned or not so like check the discord so it is more than just Dakota watching :) ) And that is the end of this Episode. Who will win the POV? Will the POV be used? Who will be evicted? Will the other players do something that I will write about them? Tune in next time for the ASBB7 Live Feed Recap. I’m Nico Sings, and remember: take it in the butt, and you are a champ. Good night! #ASBB7

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With ASBB6 finished (congrats Nettles), another batch of houseguests have entered the "luxurious" ASBB house. We have new faces, old faces, and people who got new faces. Amanda is primed, plucked, and pickled. She is ready to host again (even though her Grindr profile says NO HOSTING). So WHO is the cast? Well, let me tell you. Let's start with the "fans". Some don't know their history with ASBB, but they said they are super fans, and I guess we have to believe them. FANS: 🟣Muribolt: Muri has been a superfan of the series since Season 1. He has hosted watch parties for the last couple of seasons and their dream is to be in this game. They enjoy frolicking on the beach, bubble butts, and butt stuff. The biggest thing they are looking forward to in this game is to finally be tortured by Amanda. Fav ASBB Moment: When Dakota fell off the balance beam in the Balance HOH Comp. He had to get 15 stiches, but Muri was getting stiches from all of the laughter. 🟣Boo: His name is Boo, and he is ASBB. He isn't on this site and heard about ASBB through a Craigslist ad (which begged people to watch the series for Kohl's Cash). Since then, he has been hooked on playing. When asked why he hasn't joined Kovaze, his response was "I'm waiting for the right moment". Is the moment during this game??? Fav ASBB Moment: Season 4 when Koolness234 won. He said that was a breakout moment for the series and should have won ASBB an Emmy. 🟣Irene the Legend: Another player who isn't on the site, but they just wanted to be on this season so so so so badly. Irene owns a cat hammock business and hopes that she can win this game so she can use the prize money to make her business GLOBAL!...which is just on Etsy. She has no clue that the prize is only usable on this site, but we will let her know eventually. Fav ASBB Moment: Season 3 when OhEmGee got thrown in the broiler for the 5th time. 🟣Jane: This queen took a small break from the site after her appearance in DNTM as the Judge who was named Jane. Dimitra called Jane and said "hey baby, Amanda needs you in ASBB". Jane initially said no, but after Dimi said "AAAAAAAAAAA," Jane couldn't say no anymore. Will this game bring her back to the site or will take another break? We shall see. Fav ASBB Moment: Dimi and Envious doing the nasty in Season 1. 🟣Keithnewbern: After his stunt in Skinnisha Survivor, he wanted to trade in the Space life for the glamorous life that the ASBB house brings. We told him the house is just a one-bedroom apartment, but he said, "I don't care, I want in, so we let him in. He seems to like horror, which is perfect because some of these houseguests are horrifying (in the nicest way possible), so will they scare him, or will he survive this nightmare of a game? Fav ASBB Moment: Seeing Randybandy get voted off. When we asked which time, he said all of them. We had Randy in the room when this happened and got exclusive footage of him crying. That is going on the OnlyFans. 🟣Malibu: The pop star, the queen that Tez adores and doesn't stalk, Miss Bubblelicious pop herself, Malibu, has arrived in the ASBB house. We cannot wait to blast "It's Raining Pubes" and other hits, royalty-free in the house (part of her contract before entering the game). She already won Skinnisha Survivor, but can she win Amanda Sings Big Brother? Fav ASBB Moment: She stated what is ASBB? We don't know if she was joking or not, but it was awkward. 🟣BaldishaKatrisha: She's a bald-ass bitch. What else do I have to say? Fav ASBB Moment: Jaded losing not once, but twice. 🟣LKS3099: World travler, reality tv fanatic, and mini game strategist (I'm just taking this from his profile) is ready to enter the ASBB house. He has done a lot, but he hasn't done Amanda (which, who hasn't done Amanda?)'s game. He seems to be an all-around person, but will it work in this game? Fav ASBB Moment: When NicoRobin slayed Season 3, but then had to bow out at 8th place because she wanted to make Koinz dream come true that she requested as a member of the Roblox Kidz Foundation. 🟣PenguinOwen: After begging Amanda for weeks to be on the show, Amanda finally caved in and let him in as long as he doesn't talk about Celebrities 13. Owen has things he likes to do, and he told us, but I forgot to write it down. In his interview, he said, "This is the closest I will get to Celebs 13," and Amanda immediately zapped him for mentioning non-Kovaze Plus shows. Can he do better in this than Celebs? We shall find out. Fav ASBB Moment: When he was on Celebrities 10...which wasn't an ASBB production, but he kept on saying it. Next up is our favorites! These players made an impact in the ASBB series, and Amanda wanted MORE of them... unfortunately, they were not available to play, so we got stuck with these 9. 🟣Kodua from Season 1: Kodua was an intruder twist, and it was a goop and a gag (honestly, idk, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt). Now he is just a regular person with a new title, winner of THECeo's The Drag Haus. With the prize money of 5 Raven Symone Dollars, he got a nice touch-up and is ready to be watched 24/7 by Amanda's wonky camcorder. Their Most Iconic ASBB Moment: Melting a witch. Don't know what that meant since Season 1 was years ago, but enjoy the good times. 🟣Cleiton14 from Season 1: Let's see. Cleiton was a player in Amanda Sings Big Brother 1. He was in the house and he interacted with people. He got evicted and now he is back. Great stuff. Their Most Iconic ASBB Moment: Getting cast. 🟣Cristi from Season 2: Miss Pussy is here to show everyone how amazing she is, and the world is ready. She placed 6th after a close eviction vote against Late Night Gameshow host Hwest14. Since ASBB2, she has been a strong advocate for the smelly gamebots that ruin Royale, and she went on a nice vacation too (I didn't get the pics, but I heard they were nice). She is ready to fight and nothing will get in her way. Their Most Iconic ASBB Moment: Winning the Season 2 wet T-Shirt contest and beating the Season 1 champ ChloeKay, which earned the house a luxury shopping budget of $7. 🟣OhEmGee from Season 3: Miss Piggy is ready to oink and boink the competition. She was a favorite from the start with her iconic phrases such as "I'M PARTYING", "Did I clog the toilet?", and "Rum in my tum makes me fun". She was so iconic that she got an internship at the Amanda Sings Production company and was a lovely intern. She even had a comp dedicated to her, so she is the real thing. Amanda decided to let one of her interns back this season and after selecting me, I decided to be a nobel person and give my spot away so OhEmGee aka Piggy can run free in the house one more time. Their Most Iconic ASBB Moment: Beating the living shit out of NicoRobin in the mud wrestling competition. 🟣Dino from Season 3: The silent but deadly player is back, hopefully...well I don't know. He was a hurricane in the ASBB3 house, being so close to the win, but unfortunately he got 3rd and had an intervention about his behavior when he arrived in the jury house. He said it was for the LOLZ, but was everyone laughing? Dino is a new person for this game so we don't know what to expect game wise from him, but we can expect him to do thing in the house. Their Most Iconic ASBB Moment: Fighting with NicoRobin and Nick during the triple eviction, which led NicoRobin to go into 3 months of therapy. 🟣KaliMinaj from Season 4: Kali had a wonderful time in the ASBB4 house. She chilled a lot with the houseguests, smoking blunts and drinking wine. She wasn't afraid to make big moves and made herself a name in the game. Since ASBB4, she has been doing gigs at clubs, speaking at events, and even made a candle dedicated to her. She asked if she could bring her candles to the house, and we kindly said no because we enjoy that nasty smell and don't want the candles to ruin it. Their Most Iconic ASBB Moment: Spilling wine all over the carpet and blaming Justini which caused a huge row with production because that carpet was made out of Edgar's back hair. 🟣Maddie from Season 5: *speaks to production* I thought she quit??? Wrong person. Well um Maddie is known for a lot and was even called a FUCKING LEGEND BLOOD MADDIE by Season 3 winner Koinz. That means she clearly has good taste in who she keeps around. Their Most Iconic ASBB Moment: Telling Amanda to fuck off which put the whole house on lockdown for 3 days. 🟣Oren from Season 5: I'm going to be honest, I don't remember Season 5 that much so I don't know what bullshit I can say. Oren seems pretty chill. he was in the game. He did things. Now he is back. Go Oren! Their Most Iconic ASBB Moment: Getting locked in the DR. 🟣Bethie from Season 6: Somehow, Bethie is here. Everyone from ASBB6 couldn't make it, and we needed a representative for that season, so Bethie it is. Since her early exit, she has been camping out of the ASBB house, hoping to find a way back in. She snuck in for a moment, but after bad behavior, Amanda yeeted her out. Now that she is back, she has been sedated and has a personal guard to make sure she doesn't do anything suspicious while in the house. Their Most Iconic ASBB Moment: Getting evicted. So that's the cast! We cannot wait to see what they do. They seem promising, and we didn't threaten them to bring us good entertainment or bad things will happen to them. Right now, they are playing their first HOH Comp. Who will win? Who will get nominated? Who will cry first? We shall see! #ASBB7

I will reveal my ankle.

Just love me.

I just really appreciate Randybandy talking, even if I have no clue what the hell he is saying; I just know he is really happy.

A piece of doo doo head. I hope he falls into his bed. Is that spicy enough? I can say again while showing my ankle.

After I beat her in a Ring match. Amanda

Let’s do this! UCB ain’t got nothing on us. Who is signing up?

The real question is should I message this blank profile on grindr called “hosting/vanplay” What is van play? Are we in a van? Is he going to run me over in a van? Does he like wearing Vans? Should I bring a change of clothes just in case?

Throw the razor blade candies away. Take down the decorations Take off the costumes…unless they are masks then please keep those on. November is going to be more than being thankful. *Rupaul cackles, car swerves, car crash noise* #ASBB7

Now hear me out, I love a good Codebreaker. It is quick and easy, like a Saturday night back-alley tug train, but one thing I noticed in Ring when playing it: the suspense of whether I win or not is non-existent because once I crack my code and see the game go into the results, I know that I lost because my opponent is already finished, cleaned up, and waiting for me to finish so they can Ring Off with someone else. On the flip side, when I win, I already know before the results because once I crack the code, I have to wait a bit for the results because the other player isn't done, and the score is based on who finishes the fastest. So what if we have a (Long) version like its counterparts, Relics and Puzzler? You try to crack as many codes as you can in 90 seconds, with bonus points based on how many guesses it takes for each code (start with a score and lose a set amount of points for each incorrect guess). You can still go super duper fast without thinking, but you may not get many bonus points, or you can go a bit slower and could rack up some bonus points. IDK how bonus points are awarded in Long Relics and Puzzler, but I've encountered close matches where my opponent solved the same number of puzzles or found the same number of relics, and the win was decided by bonus points. That is all. Thank you.