Hello it's Keith again and it's finally SPOOKY MONTH LET'S GOOOOOOOO Anyway onto the ranking: 11th: Hellraiser: Revelations - Horrible film, there's barely a single redeeming quality in the entire movie and if I never saw it again I'd be missing nothing. The budget was like 2 dollars and a used tube of toothpaste. 10th: Hellraiser Inferno - We follow the most unlikeable character in the entire series, the only redeeming quality of this film is how good the visuals are, wow does it look amazing. Unfortunately the story sucks, the characters are awful and I don't care much for the overall plot, number 10. 9th: Hellraiser Judgment - Bad film, didn't do much for me, it was better than the other 2 but nothing that special or memorable. 8th: Hellraiser: Hellseeker - It's bad and feels a lot like Hellraiser Inferno in terms of it's plot, but by the ending I feel like it just feels far more memorable than Inferno to me, even if Inferno has a lot of pros over this movie in the visual department. 7th: Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth - Not particularly good, it's dumb as hell but I also really love how goofy and over the top the film is, with a higher body count than most films, cool death scenes, an interesting if underwhelming plot, CD head is the dumbest thing I have ever seen but I kinda love it. It's not a good film, it's debatably one of the worst from a writing perspective, but I have too much fun with this movie. 6th: Hellraiser: Deader - Better than it has any right to be, it should be one of the worst films in the entire series, but it's fun, has some really great performances and is overall like a solid enough film that I can enjoy it, which is why it's also ranked higher than Hellraiser 3 even though Hellraiser 3 has higher highs in the film itself, this one is more consistent. 5th: Hellraiser: Hellworld - I love the video game concept this movie goes for, it has some great kills, even if it just a weird early 2000's slasher movie at it's core, I found it to be really fun and definitely one of the most enjoyable films in the franchise if you turn your brain off a bit and just have fun with it. 4th: Hellraiser: Bloodlines - I want to put this one even higher but the lack of budget, the amount of things left on the cutting room floor, it all really shows in this film, but overall I'd still give this film a solid 7/10, it's not bad, it's just lacking a bit compared to the top 3. 3rd: Hellraiser 2022 - I loved this film, what a fantastic reboot to the series, I just have more sentimental attachment to the first 2 films and I think this one has a bit weaker pacing compared to those first 2 films, but it is very good. 2nd: Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 - The best of the sequels by far, it sticks close to the original but still tells a new story and does a lot of fantastic effect work and genuinely solid performances from the entire cast. 1st: Hellraiser 1987 - It is peak, I mean just perfect. There's not a single line that doesn't work for me, I love the cast, I love the setup and some of the lines are some of the best lines in horror history. "No more tears, it's a waste of good suffering" and "We'll tear your soul apart" are two of my favorite lines in any horror movie. It's peak, Clive Barker is a fantastic writer and director, it's just a near perfect horror film for me. And with Hellraiser down we now have: Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser Franchises to go: Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Child's Play/Chucky, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Omen and The Exorcist

Hello it's Keith again with episode 2 of Keith's Horror Show leading up to my big halloween horror fest where I'll rank every single movie I talked about across this series. Ranking: 4th: Cube 2: Hypercube - One of the worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life but I also absolutely love it, the effects are terrible, the acting is mediocre, the kills are awful, but it does have a couple good ideas here and there. 3rd: Cube (2021) - It has it's moments and the cast is much better than Cube 2, but it's overall a very disjointed horror remake and plays things from the original that just don't work in the context of this version of Cube. It's fine but nothing crazy. 2nd: Cube Zero - Cube Zero is the closest we get to an origin for the Cube, and it has a lot of cool ideas, some fantastic kills, one of the best characters of the entire franchise, but also due to being a prequel, has a lot of problems like most prequels have of trying too hard to connect itself to the first film (and the first film is one of my favorite horror films of all time) 1st: Cube (1997) - It might be in my top 50 horror films of all time, it's actually just that good. The diegetic soundtrack, the amazing characters, fantastic performances from the entire cast all around and it keeps a sense of dread at all times that most of the Cube movies try and fail to capture. It's one of the best sci fi horror films of all time and I'd highly recommend it if you want to watch a horror film you likely haven't seen before. Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube Franchises to go: Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Child's Play/Chucky, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Omen and The Exorcist

Hi, it's Keith, and I'm here to rank over different horror franchises, today I'm starting with Halloween, I will just be ranking the films with some descriptions of how I felt about them. I'll be doing these all leading up to a big list on the day of Halloween where I will rank every single movie I ranked in each of these lists, enjoy the early October gift! 13th: Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007) - The first Rob Zombie Halloween film is just bad, it's overly blood filled and not in a fun way, it's so icky and just feels like... Well a Rob Zombie movie, and I don't love Rob Zombie's directing career, so this movie didn't land for me at all. 12th: Rob Zombie's Halloween II (2009) - Same problems as the first Rob Zombie's Halloween film, but I liked the acting a lot more, the cast is more lively in this film and I really like the new ideas he goes for, even if they don't land, I like it more than the 2007 film that just takes itself way too seriously. 11th: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) - It's terrible, the worst of the non Rob Zombie films by far, so much of it is awful, they do one of the main characters of Halloween 4 extremely dirty in this film and the replacement for that character is just not a good actress or a good character unfortunately. 10th: Halloween Ends (2022) - Ever wanted a Halloween film where Michael is basically given a back seat and does nothing until the last 10 minutes? Then this film is for you! 9th: Halloween Kills (2021) - Evil dies tonight? I wish. This film is overly long, bloated and mediocre throughout a majority of it, all of the characters are reduced to bumbling morons so we can get cool kills, it's whatever. 8th: Halloween Resurrection - I hate it for what it does to the great stopping point of Halloween H2O: 20 years later but as a film by itself, it's just whatever with a really funny Busta Rhymes performance in it. 7th: Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) - Very disjointed but has some of the best kills of the entire franchise, some of the best individual moments of the whole series, the mask is actually really good for this film and despite being super weird and nonsensical at times, it managed to keep my attention for the whole film, which is more than I can say for a lot of these films. 6th: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) - The first and only film in the series to not have Michael Myers in it, I still love Season of the Witch and it still has my favorite jingle in horror history "Eight more days to halloween, halloween, eight more days to halloween, silver shamrock." and some really disgustingly good effects and kills. 5th: Halloween (2018) - Aside from a pointless twist, this movie is really good, it has a lot of comedy that doesn't need to be there but it's fine, a really dumb twist that does bring the movie down but a really good ending and really decent story overall with probably the second best mask in the entire franchise. 4th: Halloween II (1980) - The original sequel does a ton right, I love the use of Mister Sandman in the film, the characters are hit or miss and it feels much more like a Friday the 13th film at times than a Halloween film, but it has so many fantastic kills and a really good ending that keep it this high on the list. 3rd: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) - It's fantastic, a really really solid film in the franchise with great kills again, great acting across the board, especially from Jamie and Rachel who are probably the best characters in the franchise aside from Loomis, Michael and Laurie. It's a really fantastic film and I think everyone should see it if you like Horror movies 2nd: Halloween (1978) - It's the original, it's amazing, it's considered a classic for a reason, probably a top 3 horror film of the entirety of the 1970's for me. It's just amazing all around, from the best Michael actor in all of the films to Jamie Lee Curtis absolutely killing it as Laurie to some of the most memorable kills in horror history, it's well remembered and for good reason. 1st: Halloween H2O: 20 years later (1998) - The best Halloween film to me, a perfect ending, to me the perfect 3 movie timeline is Halloween 1978, Halloween II (1980) and Halloween H2O: 20 years later. It has the best Jamie Lee Curtis performance, all of the actors and actresses are fantastic in this film, some of my favorite kills of the entire franchise are in this movie, the mask is hit or miss but usually solid, I love the re-use of Mister Sandman to signify what timeline we're in as it was used very prominently in Halloween II (1980). It's just a fantastic movie with the perfect ending to the Halloween films and to me, it's the best of the bunch. There you have it, all 13 Halloween franchise films ranked, I'll be doing these franchises from here on out: Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Child's Play/Chucky, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Omen and The Exorcist That's 13 franchises I will be ranking over the course of October, in total that's 102 films I'll be ranking all together by Halloween, Jesus that's a lot but I'm putting myself up to this task because I'm the man for the job, see you guys soon for the next one.