I know this is cheesy or corny but I'm a 3rd generation immigrant myself, and seeing that people finally want to vote for the party that isn't a fascist horrible borderline dictatorship of the pedophilic elite that spend their time propping up a genocide and avoiding the topic of the epstein files. I want to give a big shout out to 2 states in particular: Kansas and Texas thank you for having some integrity.

5th: Hannibal Rising - I didn't really care much for the movie as it was very much a bunch of topics I didn't really want to see explored being explored, sometimes I like the mystery more than the answers and this movie was one such case of a prequel being awful. 4th: Hannibal - Hannibal has it's moments, notably the brain eating scene is fucking horrific and stands out in my mind. But as an actual film, it's just okay. Ridley Scott's direction is fine, but it feels very much like an unnecessary sequel to Silence of the Lambs overall, and that feeling never leaves my mind when watching it. 3rd: Red Dragon - Some fantastic performances across the films, don't get me wrong, but I really liked Red Dragon. But the music, atmosphere and some of the choices of the film's directing just make Manhunter a better film to me, and so in the fight between Manhunter and Red Dragon, I'm very much in the Manhunter camp. 2nd: Manhunter - Like I explained above, both this film and Red Dragon are fantastic, but I think the music and direction of Manhunter makes me enjoy it a bit more than I enjoyed Red Dragon, although both are fantastic films. 1st: Silence of the Lambs - One of my top 10 favorite horror/thriller movies of all time. I know it's not objectively a horror film and more of a thriller, but I adore the atmosphere of the film, Hannibal's performance by Anthony Hopkins is ridiculously good, every actor and actress in this is perfect, ironically there's a few Mister Rogers alumni in this movie which is kinda funny to me. I just adore this movie, I think it's near perfect and a great example of how to make a good serial killer film. WE ARE FINALLY DONE, WE FINALLY FINISHED THIS SERIES, I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT HALLOWEEN FOR THE FINAL RANKING Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Psycho and Silence of the Lambs

I WON SOMETHING FOR ONCE!

One more after this one and we are done until Halloween. 5th: Psycho (1998) - A shot for shot remake with no soul of it's own, it's awful frankly. 4th: Psycho IV: The Beginning - It's not very good, has some okay ideas here and there but fails at all of them, it's a mediocre film at best and at worst genuinely the worst of this franchise, but for doing something new and not re-using ideas, it's ranked higher than Psycho '98. 3rd: Psycho III: Actually has some decent ideas here and there like the nun character, but fails to be much more than a mediocre slasher film. It's not bad, and again had some cool ideas, but it's mostly all in service of a really mediocre slasher film. 2nd: Psycho - The original Alfred Hitchcock classic goes here at number 2 on my list, it's a classic for a reason but aside from the shower scene and the iconic ending, it's just a fine movie overall. Hugely influential for the time of 1960, but not a movie I go back to often. However it's still very solid with good performances, amazing direction and a great ending like I mentioned before. 1st: Psycho II - The best of the franchise by far, it's the most interesting movie, with tons of plot twists, fantastic characters and some of the greatest moments in the entire franchise, it's a top tier slasher film for me, and it'll be high on my halloween list. Please watch this movie if you haven't, especially if you've seen the original Psycho but not this one, it is genuinely worth your time and a fantastic psychological thriller. And with Psycho down we now have 1 franchise left to go, ALMOST DONE THANK GOD Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Psycho Franchises to go: Silence of the Lambs

Let's get this show on the road 4th: Candyman 3: Day of the Dead - It's awful, like truly awful, they turned Candyman into a slasher film instead of a psychological horror movie. 3rd: Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh - It's not as bad as Candyman 3, but it's not very good, it lacks any nuance from the original and is basically a slasher version of the original film that isn't anywhere as good. 2nd: Candyman (2021) - I actually really liked the remake, it did a good job at understanding the nuance and brutality of the original film while also doing a good job of tying it into current events, making for a very poignant story about racial discrimination, racial violence and gentrification. It's not quite as good as the original in my mind, but when people make the argument that this movie is woke and the original isn't, did we watch the same fuckin movie? And beyond that the end credits sequence is genuinely haunting. 1st: Candyman (1992) - This movie is not that subtle, as many people would claim as a point over the remake, I've seen it enough times to know this movie isn't that subtle, but I adore it because it's a good horror movie and a FANTASTIC social commentary on poverty, exploitation of African American communities, the gentrification and destruction of their lives in the process, mob mentality, racial violence, etc. and it explores all of these topics very well. I love this film, it's genuinely fantastic. REST IN PEACE TONY TODD. You gave me one of my favorite horror characters of all time, and I will never forget first seeing this movie and your excellent performance. And with Candyman down we now have 2 franchises left to go, we are so close. Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman Franchises to go: Psycho and Silence of the Lambs

Welcome to part 8 of Keith's Horror Show, the ranking series of different Horror film franchises Since I already spoke about Freddy vs Jason in the Friday the 13th ranking, I will not be ranking it here. 8th: Nightmare on Elm Street 2010 - It's an awful remake of a series I love, I like when Freddy is funny and brutal, but I don't like when he's like beyond that, if you've seen the movie you know what I mean. It just makes this version of Freddy unpleasant to watch, which isn't bad for the horror, but as a film in this franchise it's by far my least favorite, especially since the main actress fucking sucks and admits she only did this movie for a paycheck, like fuck off don't take the money if you don't wanna do the film, simple as that. The micro-naps concept is fascinating but not explored well enough. 7th: Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare - It's kinda goofy fun, but it's not a good film and it's just too goofy and campy to the point it's not that fun and it just becomes kinda dull. The plot is dumb, the cast isn't great, the acting is pretty awful, the kills suck, bad movie, but I liked it more than the remake. 6th: Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child - Some great kills, especially in the unrated versions, but the movie itself lacks in plot, isn't very well done and does too much gross out in some of the scenes for me to truly love it. 5th: Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge - The weirdest film in the series it's definitely higher for me than some people. I love the cast, I love how gay the movie is, other than that, it's not my favorite film in the series by a mile and it's just mostly pretty good-really good, but never hits the highest highs of the series, it's such a weird movie. 4th: Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master - Despite having a horrible script apparently, the director managed to save this movie with some fantastic sequences, a good cast, a lot of fun moments and some goofy stuff that never goes too far into campy. 3rd: Wes Craven's New Nightmare - An amazing film that definitely led the way to Scream's existence, which I will always praise it for, but Wes Craven's New Nightmare isn't better than the other 2 films above it, it's a fantastic film and absolutely worth a watch, but just top 3 for me. 2nd: Nightmare on Elm Street - The original is peak, fantastic, the writing is great, the cast is great, the kills are iconic and it actually had me scared to sleep the first time I watched it, fantastic movie. 1st: Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors - Best cast of the entire series, some of the best kills of the entire franchise, Freddy is still scary despite being more goofy in this film, I adore the series and this is the best one in my opinion. And with Nightmare on Elm Street down we now have 3 franchises left to go, finally nearing the end of this marathon. Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street Franchises to go: Candyman, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs

I will be cutting down the original list of franchises by a bit just to make it easier on myself, the franchises still in the running will be listed at the end. Also for this list I will be including The Faculty as it's very inspired by Invasion of the Body Snatchers. 5th: The Invasion (2007) - With a stacked cast you'd think this would be a home run film right? But no, it completely fundamentally misunderstands what made the original so good, and fails to justify it's own existence. Daniel Craig and fucking Nicole Kidman are in this, James Bond is in this movie and yet we still managed to make a shitty mediocre retelling of the invasion of the body snatchers story with zero sauce. It's kind of crazy how bad this is considering how much star power was behind this. 4th: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) - It's very good, especially for a classic 50's horror film, but I honestly just found the other 3 movies to be far more entertaining, better paced and left more of an impression on me. I wanted to like this one much more than I actually do, but it's still a very good movie. 3rd: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1993) - I ranked this above 56 because I like the pacing more, I found the characters less interesting but the effects are far better, I love some of the performances, but the practical effects really carry this movie, holy shit they still look fantastic even 30 years later. 2nd: The Faculty - I adore The Faculty, the first big Elijah Wood movie and you instantly see exactly what people saw in him. The effects are still quite good, all of the characters are the best of this franchise for the most part and the acting across the board is fantastic. It's a peak movie and if you have paramount (or pirate it idgaf) you should definitely give this movie a watch. 1st: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - This is in my top 25 favorite horror films of all time, it's truly a near masterpiece from the horrific effects to one of the best endings in horror movie history, a stacked cast of older actors like Donald Sutherland and Leonard Nimoy. It's the best version of this story we have ever gotten and will likely ever get, it's peak, it's fantastic, please watch it if you haven't before. And with Invasion of the Body Snatchers down we now have 4 franchises left to go, Excited but also nervous to rank all of these, it's a long list. Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers Franchises to go: Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs

You know this happens far too frequently for it to be a coincidence

You should all know the drill of these rankings by now if you've seen the other ones Ranking: 7th: Scream 7 - Unfortunately it's just the weakest scream movie so far by a pretty large amount, it's not very good, the kills aren't amazing, the cast feels weaker than in the prior entries and I just couldn't get into it much, sorry to any fans of this one. 6th: Scream 5 - I wanted to like Scream 5 a lot, I saw it in theaters and even then I was like "Wow this movie was kind of garbage." And that opinion has not changed, Scream 5 is awful. The returning cast barely play a factor aside from Dewey, a certain death in the movie is treated with zero respect by the writers with the characters who knew that character best crying for maybe 2 minutes and then immediately snap out of it and are hitting quips and shit? It's fucking stupid, and then the new cast members are all dogshit, Sam having freaky ghost ass Billy Loomis in her mind is the dumbest plot point in any Scream film. and the rest of the film ain't much better new cast wise, Jenna Ortega gets nothing to do for most of the film and most of the new cast is unremarkable compared to even weaker casts of the OG films like Scream 3's newer cast members, at least that one had Jennifer. 5th: Scream 6 - Can you tell I really hate the newer Scream films? This is the best one by a longshot, it's not even particularly close, but this one is actually good, has some really good kills and really good setpieces like the ladder and has some great moments, only to fall apart at the end with a dumb killer reveal that barely feels satisfying at all. 4th: Scream 3 - Scream 3 has the weakest cast of that original Miramax run of the series, it's weak as hell, most of the cast is pretty bad, but I think it has some good kills, it's still a fun movie, has a dumb gimmick with the voice changer but does have some great moments, especially the opening and I really love how they portray Sidney in this movie, with her still getting over all of the pain from the prior movies and closing herself off from the world only to come back into it when her friends need her most. Beyond that I love the commentary on the Weinsteins in this movie, very ahead of it's time in how it depicts the horrible abuse actresses in Hollywood went through, especially under Harvey Weinstein. 3rd: Scream 4 - One of the better scream films, some of the best kills in the series, a really strong newer cast compared to the cast of 5-7 and it's just a better film overall with probably one of the best killers in the entire franchise, some incredible moments and a great culprit make this one of my favorites of the franchise, but it's not my favorite sequel. 2nd: Scream 2 - Filmed 1 year after the original Scream, Scream 2 is very solid, with a lot of great kills, a really shocking one in particular, the casting is great, the characters still feel like the original film, some of the best moments of the entire series like the soundproof room stuff with Gale, Gale being excellent and debatably even better here than in her first film, Dewey is a strong character again, Sidney gets a ton of exploration which is nice and that moment with her boyfriend always feels sad to me, because he really did love her. Great film, great followup, my 2nd favorite of the franchise. 1st: Scream 1996 - The best film by far it's not even really that close, this is a borderline perfect horror film, from the cast to the cinematography to the great kills to the really fun meta stuff in the movie, I really love the killers in this movie, easily the best pair of the franchise. It's a peak film everyone should go and see. And with Scream down we now have 8 franchises left to go, I cannot wait to rank all of these on Halloween. Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream Franchises to go: Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Child's Play/Chucky, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Omen and The Exorcist

You know the drill by now if you've been following along. Ranking: 12th: Jason Goes To Hell - This used to be higher ranked for me but it's not a very good movie, I don't particularly care for most of it, it's not what I want out of Friday the 13th. 11th: Friday the 13th part VII: The New Blood - It's awful honestly, the kills are basically non existent and cut down to hell, the cast is all unlikeable and the Carrie vs Jason antics at the end are fun, but it's barely any of the movie spent doing that. 10th: Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - Jason takes a boat ride to Manhattan and spends maybe 5 minutes there is a more accurate movie title, but overall the film was fine with some really fantastic kills like the boxing kill, I just had more fun with this one than the ones ranked below it. 9th: Freddy vs Jason - I wanted to like this a lot more because I love Friday the 13th and I adore Nightmare on Elm Street, but this movie is not great. The Freddy stuff is mostly excellent but Jason is just kinda there in the movie and the overall kills are incredibly bad because of a over reliance on CGI and aside from Jason killing that guy in the bed then breaking his spine in half using the mattress, no kill sticks out to me as particularly good in a series that usually has excellent kills. 8th: Friday the 13th (1980) - The original Friday the 13th is here in 8th because it's just kinda boring for a large portion of it. When the kills start, all the kills are pretty much great, I love the Pamela Voorhees actress, she is doing a fantastic job, but the movie itself is pretty bloated and doesn't get going for a long time, which isn't bad if this were a slow burn mystery, but Pamela Voorhees isn't even mentioned by name a single time until she shows up in the last 10-15 minutes. 7th: Friday the 13th: Part 3 - The most goofy movie in the series, I love it, it has some excellent kills and some terrible effects that are also just super fun to see. I love the terrible acting for the most part, but this is the movie that gives Jason his iconic hockey mask, so there's that. 6th: Jason X - Jason X is a ton of fun, with terrible characters, terrible acting, it's the most B movie shlocky Friday the 13th movie but also has excellent kills like the liquid nitrogen kill and some incredibly fun sequences especially when he's uber jason. 5th: Friday the 13th: Part V: A New Beginning - I love Part 5, I think it's one of the best films in the series because it doesn't take itself too seriously, has some of the best kills of the entire franchise with stuff like the tree kill and the beheading of the biker son. Some of my favorite characters of the franchise with all the actors ad libbing their lines, a ton of fun. 4th: Friday the 13th: Part 2 - I love Part 2 as a darker faster version of the original with more kills, better kills, cooler chase sequences and one of the scariest Jasons of the series. I love sackhead Jason, it's an awesome version of him. 3rd: Friday the 13th: Part VI - I love Part 6 for being more self aware, it's fantastic. 2nd: Friday the 13th: Part 4: The Final Chapter - The best of the original run of movies, but not my favorite friday the 13th film as that title goes to... 1st: Friday the 13th (2009) - The best remake of any classic horror movie aside from maybe the platinum dunes version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I adore the Friday the 13th remake, faster pacing, amazing kills, a shocking kill of who I thought was gonna be the final girl and some of the best chase sequences of the entire franchise with a Jason that scared the shit out of me, that scene when he throws the axe into the guy's spine then uses his screaming in agony to try to lure out his friends is genuinely creepy, it's a fantastic film. And with Friday the 13th down we now have: Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th Franchises to go: Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Child's Play/Chucky, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Omen and The Exorcist

I think Nuclear Energy should be used more. It was unsafe during the times of Chernobyl because they used wildly ineffective means of containing the radiation and wildly ineffective sources of nuclear energy. Those old plants were run on Uranium, which is very volatile. Modern Nuclear Energy plants use different means of energy such as a mix of Thorium and Plutonium for example which is safer because once you remove the plutonium from Thorium, Thorium stops generating nuclear energy and therefore is not toxic as much as older outdated nuclear energy. It's kind of fucking ridiculous the level of fearmongering that people have digested from big oil companies to make nuclear energy look bad, it's one of the safest energy sources currently on the planet, far more than oil or god forbid we talk about how shit coal is, but no no let's ban more nuclear energy plants for dumbass reasons. It's like if we just decided after the first plane crashed with the Wright Brothers "Fuck we can never make a plane again" and we just left it at that, why the fuck are we so hung up on Nuclear Energy being bad because a bunch of morons made a really shitty nuclear site at Chernobyl over 40 years ago.

This movie series sucks but I also love trashing on bad horror movies. Ranking: 11th: Children of the Corn 2020 - It's terrible, not worth watching, probably gonna be at the bottom of my overall ranking, or at least very low down. 10th: Children of the Corn 2009 - Can you tell I hate bad remakes? Both remakes of Children of the Corn are awful and rightfully at the bottom. 9th: Children of the Corn Revelations - It's bad, nearly unwatchable, but has some moments here and there. 8th: Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return - It's awful but slightly funny bad like I can laugh at how garbage it is. 7th: Children of the Corn Runaway - Has it's moments but is otherwise an unremarkable film in the series that didn't deliver much of what I wanted at all. 6th: Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror - Slightly better than some of the films below it but still not a good movie at all, just has a somewhat stacked cast. 5th: Children of the Corn Genesis - Better than it has any right to be but is still not a very good movie. 4th: Children of the Corn (1984) - It is not a great movie, but one of the best of this series with a decently creepy atmosphere but ends up being completely mediocre at best. 3rd: Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest - Actually not bad at all, but not great either unfortunately. 2nd: Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice - Just a better film than the original and a bit better than III, but both are very interchangeable to me. 1st: Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering - It's the best by a longshot, it's actually kinda creepy at times and has a lot of great kills. And with Children of the Corn down we now have: Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn Franchises to go: Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Child's Play/Chucky, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Omen and The Exorcist

Hello it's Keith again and it's finally SPOOKY MONTH LET'S GOOOOOOOO Anyway onto the ranking: 11th: Hellraiser: Revelations - Horrible film, there's barely a single redeeming quality in the entire movie and if I never saw it again I'd be missing nothing. The budget was like 2 dollars and a used tube of toothpaste. 10th: Hellraiser Inferno - We follow the most unlikeable character in the entire series, the only redeeming quality of this film is how good the visuals are, wow does it look amazing. Unfortunately the story sucks, the characters are awful and I don't care much for the overall plot, number 10. 9th: Hellraiser Judgment - Bad film, didn't do much for me, it was better than the other 2 but nothing that special or memorable. 8th: Hellraiser: Hellseeker - It's bad and feels a lot like Hellraiser Inferno in terms of it's plot, but by the ending I feel like it just feels far more memorable than Inferno to me, even if Inferno has a lot of pros over this movie in the visual department. 7th: Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth - Not particularly good, it's dumb as hell but I also really love how goofy and over the top the film is, with a higher body count than most films, cool death scenes, an interesting if underwhelming plot, CD head is the dumbest thing I have ever seen but I kinda love it. It's not a good film, it's debatably one of the worst from a writing perspective, but I have too much fun with this movie. 6th: Hellraiser: Deader - Better than it has any right to be, it should be one of the worst films in the entire series, but it's fun, has some really great performances and is overall like a solid enough film that I can enjoy it, which is why it's also ranked higher than Hellraiser 3 even though Hellraiser 3 has higher highs in the film itself, this one is more consistent. 5th: Hellraiser: Hellworld - I love the video game concept this movie goes for, it has some great kills, even if it just a weird early 2000's slasher movie at it's core, I found it to be really fun and definitely one of the most enjoyable films in the franchise if you turn your brain off a bit and just have fun with it. 4th: Hellraiser: Bloodlines - I want to put this one even higher but the lack of budget, the amount of things left on the cutting room floor, it all really shows in this film, but overall I'd still give this film a solid 7/10, it's not bad, it's just lacking a bit compared to the top 3. 3rd: Hellraiser 2022 - I loved this film, what a fantastic reboot to the series, I just have more sentimental attachment to the first 2 films and I think this one has a bit weaker pacing compared to those first 2 films, but it is very good. 2nd: Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 - The best of the sequels by far, it sticks close to the original but still tells a new story and does a lot of fantastic effect work and genuinely solid performances from the entire cast. 1st: Hellraiser 1987 - It is peak, I mean just perfect. There's not a single line that doesn't work for me, I love the cast, I love the setup and some of the lines are some of the best lines in horror history. "No more tears, it's a waste of good suffering" and "We'll tear your soul apart" are two of my favorite lines in any horror movie. It's peak, Clive Barker is a fantastic writer and director, it's just a near perfect horror film for me. And with Hellraiser down we now have: Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser Franchises to go: Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Child's Play/Chucky, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Omen and The Exorcist

Hello it's Keith again with episode 2 of Keith's Horror Show leading up to my big halloween horror fest where I'll rank every single movie I talked about across this series. Ranking: 4th: Cube 2: Hypercube - One of the worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life but I also absolutely love it, the effects are terrible, the acting is mediocre, the kills are awful, but it does have a couple good ideas here and there. 3rd: Cube (2021) - It has it's moments and the cast is much better than Cube 2, but it's overall a very disjointed horror remake and plays things from the original that just don't work in the context of this version of Cube. It's fine but nothing crazy. 2nd: Cube Zero - Cube Zero is the closest we get to an origin for the Cube, and it has a lot of cool ideas, some fantastic kills, one of the best characters of the entire franchise, but also due to being a prequel, has a lot of problems like most prequels have of trying too hard to connect itself to the first film (and the first film is one of my favorite horror films of all time) 1st: Cube (1997) - It might be in my top 50 horror films of all time, it's actually just that good. The diegetic soundtrack, the amazing characters, fantastic performances from the entire cast all around and it keeps a sense of dread at all times that most of the Cube movies try and fail to capture. It's one of the best sci fi horror films of all time and I'd highly recommend it if you want to watch a horror film you likely haven't seen before. Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube Franchises to go: Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Child's Play/Chucky, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Omen and The Exorcist

Hi, it's Keith, and I'm here to rank over different horror franchises, today I'm starting with Halloween, I will just be ranking the films with some descriptions of how I felt about them. I'll be doing these all leading up to a big list on the day of Halloween where I will rank every single movie I ranked in each of these lists, enjoy the early October gift! 13th: Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007) - The first Rob Zombie Halloween film is just bad, it's overly blood filled and not in a fun way, it's so icky and just feels like... Well a Rob Zombie movie, and I don't love Rob Zombie's directing career, so this movie didn't land for me at all. 12th: Rob Zombie's Halloween II (2009) - Same problems as the first Rob Zombie's Halloween film, but I liked the acting a lot more, the cast is more lively in this film and I really like the new ideas he goes for, even if they don't land, I like it more than the 2007 film that just takes itself way too seriously. 11th: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) - It's terrible, the worst of the non Rob Zombie films by far, so much of it is awful, they do one of the main characters of Halloween 4 extremely dirty in this film and the replacement for that character is just not a good actress or a good character unfortunately. 10th: Halloween Ends (2022) - Ever wanted a Halloween film where Michael is basically given a back seat and does nothing until the last 10 minutes? Then this film is for you! 9th: Halloween Kills (2021) - Evil dies tonight? I wish. This film is overly long, bloated and mediocre throughout a majority of it, all of the characters are reduced to bumbling morons so we can get cool kills, it's whatever. 8th: Halloween Resurrection - I hate it for what it does to the great stopping point of Halloween H2O: 20 years later but as a film by itself, it's just whatever with a really funny Busta Rhymes performance in it. 7th: Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) - Very disjointed but has some of the best kills of the entire franchise, some of the best individual moments of the whole series, the mask is actually really good for this film and despite being super weird and nonsensical at times, it managed to keep my attention for the whole film, which is more than I can say for a lot of these films. 6th: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) - The first and only film in the series to not have Michael Myers in it, I still love Season of the Witch and it still has my favorite jingle in horror history "Eight more days to halloween, halloween, eight more days to halloween, silver shamrock." and some really disgustingly good effects and kills. 5th: Halloween (2018) - Aside from a pointless twist, this movie is really good, it has a lot of comedy that doesn't need to be there but it's fine, a really dumb twist that does bring the movie down but a really good ending and really decent story overall with probably the second best mask in the entire franchise. 4th: Halloween II (1980) - The original sequel does a ton right, I love the use of Mister Sandman in the film, the characters are hit or miss and it feels much more like a Friday the 13th film at times than a Halloween film, but it has so many fantastic kills and a really good ending that keep it this high on the list. 3rd: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) - It's fantastic, a really really solid film in the franchise with great kills again, great acting across the board, especially from Jamie and Rachel who are probably the best characters in the franchise aside from Loomis, Michael and Laurie. It's a really fantastic film and I think everyone should see it if you like Horror movies 2nd: Halloween (1978) - It's the original, it's amazing, it's considered a classic for a reason, probably a top 3 horror film of the entirety of the 1970's for me. It's just amazing all around, from the best Michael actor in all of the films to Jamie Lee Curtis absolutely killing it as Laurie to some of the most memorable kills in horror history, it's well remembered and for good reason. 1st: Halloween H2O: 20 years later (1998) - The best Halloween film to me, a perfect ending, to me the perfect 3 movie timeline is Halloween 1978, Halloween II (1980) and Halloween H2O: 20 years later. It has the best Jamie Lee Curtis performance, all of the actors and actresses are fantastic in this film, some of my favorite kills of the entire franchise are in this movie, the mask is hit or miss but usually solid, I love the re-use of Mister Sandman to signify what timeline we're in as it was used very prominently in Halloween II (1980). It's just a fantastic movie with the perfect ending to the Halloween films and to me, it's the best of the bunch. There you have it, all 13 Halloween franchise films ranked, I'll be doing these franchises from here on out: Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Child's Play/Chucky, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Omen and The Exorcist That's 13 franchises I will be ranking over the course of October, in total that's 102 films I'll be ranking all together by Halloween, Jesus that's a lot but I'm putting myself up to this task because I'm the man for the job, see you guys soon for the next one.

Thanks hwest14 I had a blast playing, hope you do more of these, that was fun

Nice to see yall again, I'm back from a hiatus, took some time to fix up my life. I am currently living with my boyfriend out in California. Feeling good, living life, but felt like coming back to Kovaze just for fun since I've got that reality TV itch again after watching BB28 and Survivor 50.

Pretty enjoyable, seems like a fun mode and considering one of my few complaints with both Arena and Frenzy are fixed by this mode for the most part, I can say that this will likely be one gamemode I come back to, but I do want other people to get a chance to play so I won't be joining another one today.

Okay so like, when you think about it, a dumpling implies the existence of a large dumple.

Have a good year