who was engaged and there with all her friends and she told me her bachelorette party is in COSTA RICA and then a few months later the wedding is in MEXICO…………LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO genuinely i wanted to diagnose her with narcissistic personality disorder on the spot I’m not even joking. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO can you fucking IMAGINE asking people to bust out their passport TWICE in the span of a few months in YOUR HONOR………………like that should genuinely be grounds to be ARRESTED clearly you were dropped from a significant height as a child to think that is okay LMAOOOOOO

so badly needs new hosts LMAOOOOOOOOOOO. like taylor and derrick are just not good or engaging presenters at all. this had britney haynes all over it i have NO IDEA why they would not have given it to her as the first choice ................... the fact that they had to throw Jerry O'Connell in there to try and introduce someone likable is so funny LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am the first EVER nominee of Irish descent with blonde hair who’s ambidextrous to take themselves off the block during week four of a big brother season that began with 16 houseguests. This is such a monumental moment for my community and I know they’re so proud of me. In this essay I will

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🦎 CJVIVOR 18: GUATAPÉ - ROOKIES VS. REDEMPTION ☀️ Check out our past seasons on the series wiki! https://cjvivor.fandom.com/wiki/CJvivor_Wiki_ After TOAST rose above the rest along the Tyrrhenian Coast, a new CJVIVOR battle is on the horizon... Among the Colombian highlands in the picturesque GUATAPÉ, where emerald lakes weave between towering rock formations and colorful hillside villages, a group of brand-new castaways will be marooned alongside CJVIVOR castaways hungry for redemption... Will you rise above the rest and claim the EIGHTEENTH CJVIVOR crown? 🔥 🔥 🔥 CJVIVOR 18 will feature brand-new twists, sure to shake up the game! Expect the unexpected as you navigate through these twists and turns that will challenge your strategic prowess like never before! 🦎 WHY JOIN CJVIVOR 18? ☀️ 🔥 An experienced host with a decade of ORG expertise to ensure an unforgettable experience! 🔥 Thrilling challenges, creative twists, and engaging gameplay that will keep you hooked all season long! 🔥 Original BUFFS custom-designed for each tribe! 🔥 Your journey will be documented in a dedicated series wiki, including a page all about YOU! 🔥 A specially designed DVD cover for this season revealed at the finale! 🔥 Winner prediction rankings by the host and alumni draft to keep the competition alive post-season! 🔥 250 active and supportive alumni network cheering you on! Seize your chance to become the next SOLE SURVIVOR! Don't wait! Apply now for CJVIVOR 18: GUATAPÉ - ROOKIES VS. REDEMPTION and secure your spot on our EIGHTEENTH cast! DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO COMPETE IN THE MOST INTENSE SURVIVOR EXPERIENCE ON DISCORD! ‼️ APPLICATIONS CLOSE JULY 27! ‼️ https://discord.gg/ryB7a74DqE

they get so hype for big brother every year and then it’s always a letdown LMAOOOOOOOOOOO like i want to be excited but the rational part of me knows that we’re going to have a couple good weeks of feeds at best and then a majority alliance comprised of the least likable and most boring people will steamroll and give us a painfully predictable two months of gameplay LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO and everyone is going to script speeches and confrontations in an attempt to get airtime and make the dumbest game moves possible every week… like yall PACK IT UP it’s like an abusive relationship because I always go back tho LMAOOOOOOOOO

the less I gaf about “BIG BROTHER CAST RUMORS!!!!!!!” “OMG BIG BROTHER TWIST RUMORS!!!!!!!!!!!!” “OMG OMG OMG BIG BROTHER THEME RUMORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” like LMAOOOOOOO yall shut up. Im tired of playing detective every month of June and July LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO like wake me up July 9th I’ll see then until then leave me ALONE

Ever since they made it so you can only have 8 convos at once the app has stressed me out so bad … like omg stop gatekeeping my likes from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! show me now.

girl from TikTok is really moving to Afghanistan to be with her Snapchat husband?? Or is it bait LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like for my mental health i choose to believe it’s bait .

you a little girl.

with air conditioning but i didn’t know deep it ran LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like omg. I remember when I lived in Spain for a summer and literally not sleeping for three months because there was no AC and I was on floor one million of my building but yall pack it up LMAOOOOOOOO like it doesn’t bite i promise. Do yall think there’s an award coming in the mail for passing out from heat exhausting?????? LMAOOOOOOOO if yall don’t install an AC unit even a shitty one as a window unit just pack it up… then they wanna chain smoke cigarettes in the sweltering heat and give you a shot of water when you order it at a restaurant with no ice LMAOOOOOOOO like who are yall trying to impress with this…

and reading Frankie Grande’s memoir novel… LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and the fact he thinks he’s the type of person to warrant writing a memoir. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and then they send you a note saying “I’m not on here that much, follow my Instagram” like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO well clearly you’re on here enough to match with my ass. And now you want me to be your fan? LMAOOOOOOOOOOO bye i have places to be get out of my face LMAOOO i was born AT night but not LAST night… jk i was born in the early afternoon but whatev.

Benson Boone and Alix Earle but that won’t stop me LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO like the tiktoks they make together I’m like omg this better not do something to me … and it does

🦎 CJVIVOR 18: GUATAPÉ - ROOKIES VS. REDEMPTION ☀️ Check out our past seasons on the series wiki! https://cjvivor.fandom.com/wiki/CJvivor_Wiki_ After TOAST rose above the rest along the Tyrrhenian Coast, a new CJVIVOR battle is on the horizon... Among the Colombian highlands in the picturesque GUATAPÉ, where emerald lakes weave between towering rock formations and colorful hillside villages, a group of brand-new castaways will be marooned alongside CJVIVOR castaways hungry for redemption... Will you rise above the rest and claim the EIGHTEENTH CJVIVOR crown? 🔥 🔥 🔥 CJVIVOR 18 will feature brand-new twists, sure to shake up the game! Expect the unexpected as you navigate through these twists and turns that will challenge your strategic prowess like never before! 🦎 WHY JOIN CJVIVOR 18? ☀️ 🔥 An experienced host with a decade of ORG expertise to ensure an unforgettable experience! 🔥 Thrilling challenges, creative twists, and engaging gameplay that will keep you hooked all season long! 🔥 Original BUFFS custom-designed for each tribe! 🔥 Your journey will be documented in a dedicated series wiki, including a page all about YOU! 🔥 A specially designed DVD cover for this season revealed at the finale! 🔥 Winner prediction rankings by the host and alumni draft to keep the competition alive post-season! 🔥 250 active and supportive alumni network cheering you on! Seize your chance to become the next SOLE SURVIVOR! Don't wait! Apply now for CJVIVOR 18: GUATAPÉ - ROOKIES VS. REDEMPTION and secure your spot on our EIGHTEENTH cast! DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO COMPETE IN THE MOST INTENSE SURVIVOR EXPERIENCE ON DISCORD! ‼️ APPLICATIONS CLOSE JULY 10! ‼️ https://discord.gg/ryB7a74DqE

yall LMAOOOOOOOOOOO im sorry but i really gotta ask… like Ive seen so many videos recently of people getting into first fights on cruise ships LMAOOOOOOO what is in the ocean air that makes this happen???? Like I’ve been on a couple cruises myself and there’s never been something that’s happened with another guest that’s inspired such RAGE in me that I felt the need to escalate it to physical blows and get myself banned for life LMAOOOOOOOOOOO like what are yall doing on cruise ships to inspire this rage within yourselves…………when I’m on a cruise i enjoy the drink package the buffet and the nighttime entertainment squaring up w others does not even cross my mind truly LMAOOOOOOOO and here yall are acting like we’re in the octagon on pay per view like just hang it up yall.

Hey everyone! I just wanted to come on here and announce that, due to creative differences, I was not selected as a bombshell in Casa Amor for Love Island this season. I know this may come as a shock to many of you, especially those of you that have been following my journey, but at the end of the day the producers and I just weren’t able to land on a contract with mutually beneficial terms. This caused me to come to the conclusion that this opportunity, at this time, just wasn’t for me. I want to be very clear that I have no ill will toward Peacock or anyone on the Love Island team and look forward to enjoying the rest of my summer. Best wishes!

how is it possible people can drop almost six figures on a wedding and still not know where to place the apostrophe on their fuckass neon sign at the reception LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like I swear to god on everything holy…………if i see another picture of a wedding venue and there’s a large neon signs that says “The Martin’s” or “The Smith’s” or “The Johnson’s” im going to need to get involuntarily committed to a psych ward LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if yall don’t take that apostrophe out RIGHT NOW i swear this has become an epidemic among neon wedding signs in script font … you guys think im joking but im completely serious how do you and your spouse, the makers of the sign and no one in your general vicinity know the difference between a plural and possessive word LMAOOOOOOOOOOO omg it pisses me off so bad and makes your wedding look so trashy at that point just have a fucking cash bar because you’re clearly abandoned any sense of CLASS at your event LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and i don’t even like weddings like that .

popping up on my TikTok hosting a live LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO girl we’ve heard what your flop ass has had to say for like two decades now what could this possibly be about… let’s pack it up and aneesa while we’re on the topic !!!