with dark hair bleach their hair blonde…………like sorry to break it to yall but it looks good on exactly 0% of people LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and YES I’m body shaming cry more…………also as a natural blonde don’t appropriate my culture.

movie trap is SOOOOO ICONIC im obsessed with her idgaf that she’s m night shyamalan’s nepo baby i unironically stan her so bad

with fucking BLUE DAWN DISH SOAP???!???? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yall this cannot be real im sitting here genuinely shaking thinking about my chicken cutlets having an aftertaste of dawn strawberry field dish soap LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stop stop stop stop this can’t be real. this can’t be real this can’t be real. I just did a deep dive online and apparently this is not backed by any sort of legitimate evidence so yall are just doing this for the love of the game?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate touching raw chicken as is and you’re NASTY if you think im about to sit there and run it under the faucet and rub fucking DISH SOAP on it before cooking it no no no not if Jesus Christ himself came down from these clouds and told me to LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I’m genuinely offended upon learning this. There’s really a whole world out there yall

and the guy who was running it got into a car accident right when he joined LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he’s fine so we can laugh. LMAOOOO he joined and was like “hey can you guys hear me?” *crash noises* “SHIT i just hit them. I gotta go” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO plz and now the meeting is rescheduled….

that i tried to verify my hinge profile and the AI camera didn’t recognize it as me LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that’s it im officially on the anti-AI bandwagon ……………… fuck datacenters or whatever you guys all say

make a vague and obvious political statement and some low-budget online publication takes a headshot of them and puts the caption “WAR IS BAD” under their face and the Instagram caption says “[insert girl who was an extra on Modern Family season 4 episode 5] shares her thoughts on ongoing global conflict with a simple message” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like girl who gives a fuck about some nepo baby regurgitating some stupid ass shit their publicist wrote for them to spew LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like if you want my attention give me a scalding hot take not something that’s gonna make me yawn as fuck LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

she just texted me "Lala's name is appropriate because she's in lala land. She has no idea what's going on" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO get her omg.............. im shaking Lala ended so swiftly there....................

dont make that face...........

like genuinely HOW can people even be alcoholics LMAOOOOOOO like if I drink heavily for even one night I need to mentally prepare for it and the next day I feel so fat and gross and bloated and nasty and dehydrated and I have such bad brain fog ………. Like yall really are just doing it for the love of the game??? LMAOOOOOOOOOO like I’m about to make a drink for this bb episode and I’m honestly like oh my god if I even have one I’m gonna feel like shit during work tomorrow and some people are out here binging every night LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like if you’re a functional alcoholic you’re my president bc how do you do that. You’re god’s strongest soldier LMAOOOO

that makes everyone turn into Simone biles and want to start doing back handsprings and handstands and standing back tucks LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like every time I’m at the beach i look to my left and here comes the rejects from the USA women’s gymnastics team trying to out-mid each other on their busted ass cartwheels LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like if yall don’t sit down and read a book……..

Is so fucking awkward LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO like they’re just taking all my shit and there’s nowhere to sit and I’m feeling guilty for not helping even though I’m paying like crazy for this LMAOOOO

Wasn’t part of the knockoff BB in the mansion hosted by Janelle considering that he would crawl 100 miles over broken glass to attend any BB-adjacent event LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like genuinely he must have had some major emergency or health complication to not have been in attendance. The BB alumni are never truly alone because when more than three of them gather together Quinn just appears in a cloud of thick smoke to take social media pictures with them LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and landlords :) edit: forgot to mention billionaires

routine in the apartment gym and subsequently went into the bathroom stall and vomited because it kicked my ass so bad!!!!!!! feeling double skinny now (inlove) you fats could never LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the only lifting yall are doing is your index finger on your trackpad to spam celebrities polls LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO get out of my face LMAOOOOO

I walk out into the backyard...

melody morris is a mess

love selling keychains LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like if theres a keychain to be sold TRUST a gay person will be the merchant ……………………idk I feel like I blinked my eyes twice and gay people enacted a sudden and spontaneous monopoly on the keychain industry LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and then they make a gofundme for their dog’s vet bill when they clock out

i HATE the lat pulldown at the gym and i dread it my whole workout so I save it for last in the hopes that once I run out of everything else to do someone else at the gym will get on it so I can skip it and leave and not feel guilty LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like then I can be like ugh omg!!! I TOTALLY would have done my back workout IF ONLY that person didn’t take the machine LMAOOOOOOOO knowing the whole time I’m literally gaslighting myself and just wanna run home and make tacos LMAOOO whatev. Anyway thank u to the guy who saved me today from having to do it (inlove)

playing two seasons of reality TV and competing in a cumulative three rounds combined LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and two of them were her elimination weeks LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO meaning she’s only successfully survived one (1) round of reality television in her career LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO and the round she did survive was because she was HOH on bb25 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like girl get UP the social game cannot be this bad LMAOOOOOOOOOO…. REF DO SOMETHING!!!!

how bou dah