this October has honestly been so chopped for horror film releases like I yelled.. but I got a shudder subscription to feel like it’s the olden times!!!! About to watch in a violent nature im honestly hashtag scared … spoiler free reviews???

> get a hinge match > trade Snapchats so we can talk there (I only maintain a Snapchat account for this reason okay!!!) > we talk about meeting up for a couple weeks but can’t find a time slash don’t get around to planning it > match gets randomly aggressive with me one day and is like “if you’re not into me just say so. Idk what to say anymore” > apologize and reiterate you do want to meet up (hinge match is very your type) and explain that you thought match was not into it anymore so you didn’t push it… but feel weird because why did you get aggressive with me > I feel strange and awkward now > plan to meet up after my friend leaves town who was staying with me for a week > before the week ends hinge match blocks me after I send a few snaps I get no response from > feel sad but also kind of relieved because there was a bit of emotional unpredictability > a few days go by > opens Snapchat > hinge match ADDED ME BACK on snap ???????? > will I get an apology or yelled at/cursed out?? Do I readd for the drama or just ignore it………….

but it wasnt from rebranding so i ignored edit: OK IM DONE LMAOO im going to bed…….

im blogging this for rebranding to see. if youre not rebranding you can keep moving edit: omg im drunk and now fighting homewrecker allegations. this cant get any worse. mr. rebranding and mr. rebranding's husband i apologize. brb drafting my notes app apology. ugh my publicist is going to be furious

and crying over being single LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is 26 baby. i havent been in a relationship in like 5 years but im ready to get married. and dont worry about hyping me up I know im super hot, funny, cool, interesting, etc etc etc and I got a hair transplant like over two years ago so its not even that. and dont worry I have the consultation for my veneers/composite bonding for my teeth in two weeks LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like when yall see me acting different you'll know why LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like yessss give me those pearly whites

is driving to the 7/11 by my apartment and getting an extra large fountain diet coke. i feel strongly I was meant to do that

is so fucking mid LMAOOOOO anyone who stans her I just write them off as clinically insane or as an NPC. Like … what

specifically

tested for work so i basically cannot enjoy anything in life with the exception of the 45 mins after I take the Walgreens non habit forming sleep aid pills before I pass out when I can’t fall asleep. This is 26 baby!!

and gay?

i was out in the city I live in on Saturday (which I will not name specifically so my fans don’t show up.) And I’m out at this bar and I recognize this guy who comes up on my TikTok all the time and he’s a wellness type person who has a fetish for being productive all the time and having no fun and stuff LMAOOOOOOOOO but he walks right past me and I’m like LMAOOOOOO you’re the guy! and he’s like yeah! and we talk for a little and then I get home and look him up and realize I blocked him because his content was getting so cringe and annoying LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so I unblock him to see what he’s been up to and apparently he’s now a recurring Fox News character LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO which is even funnier because I met Tucker Carlson at the airport not even a year ago against my will in the bathroom line LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so I don’t know what’s in the air or if Fox News has their people stalking my location LMAOOOOO but Fox News get off my BACK!!!! anyway i wonder who from the network will be next!

Thirst trap I’ve prob ever taken. Like im impressed with myself. I almost want to send it to my friends just so they know im capable of looking so hot (in a platonic way!!!!) but im worried if I show it to them they’ll realize im like a 100/10 on the hotness scale and they’re way lower and i dont want them to feel not hot. But im just in my full narcissist era sitting in my living room alone looking at this hot thirst trap I took in the full body mirror I got on Facebook marketplace last week. If i were like 10% less self-aware I would share it to my Instagram story but my Instagram is classy, travel, brand-friendly, you get it. but wow my poor 1100 followers don’t even know what they’re missing because this is such a hot thirst trap. Im not even going to add LMAOOOO a million times on this blog in my typical fashion because this is no laughing matter. It really is that hot. i RAN to my dating app profiles to add it. unfortunately one of them AI incorrectly detected it as a nude and refused to let me put it up but im riding such a high right now idec.

drives me insane LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like genuinely what is in the internet drinking water that has so many people under spells…………this woman survived two tribal councils on survivor before getting blindsided as a 10th placer and everyone acts like she’s so mother LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like it’s one of those situations where she says she’s a good player so many times that eventually people forget her actual game and now it’s like this weird persona that she’s embodied where people act like she was good for ending… sifu? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and then there’s this podcast on RHAP called “The Social Game” hosted by Michele Fitzgerald and… KELLIE NALBANDIAN?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like please. Girl’s social game couldn’t even get her to single digits and im supposed to listen to her takes?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO at this point let’s just make a podcast called “The Comp Beasts” and put Big D from big brother on there since we’re all just saying shit LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and you can tell she’s SO DESPERATE to make “what the hell guys” be a thing and it just serves nothing LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO like im over it. Kellie nalbandian you will not fool me. I was there during survivor 45.

and when they make everyone guess LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like imagine if i had a quarter in my hand and I was like IS IT GONNA LAND ON HEADS OR TAILS??? HEADS OR TAILS MAKE A GUESS!!!!!!!!! and then when it lands on heads or tails everyone’s like OMG I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT I HAD A FEELING!!! I HAD A FEELING IT WOULD LAND ON TAILS!!! …………LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and then the extreme shock and surprised reaction from everyone as if they did not know heads and tails were the only options as if there were a whole host of outcomes it could be…………LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like yall pack it up

Soe Noire Halloween costume

I was sitting at a bar by myself tonight after my friends left and my uber was 19 mins away LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and this 43 year old man ( i asked his age bc i am 26) came up to me and started stroking my thigh and was like omg you’re so handsome… and I was like… no I’m actually not LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and he was like no you are… And i was like… oh. And he was like I feel like you should make out with me right now. And I was like ohhh.. I don’t make out in public !!!! (I do just not with him) and he asked for my phone # and I almost gave him a fake number but THANK GOD i didn’t bc he texted me and was like did you get it???????????? And I was like mhm mhmm mhmmmmmm And he was like let’s hook up. And i was like i only have sex like once a year and he’s like lets change that LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im a mess….. n e way thank god im home alone and about to sleep! Gn kovaze dot com

and my driver is on the phone speaking in Spanish and him and the girl on the other end are RIPPING INTOOOO this old white woman at the girl’s work LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and they’re making fun of Americans LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO and king doesn’t know I graduated with a Spanish minor and lived in Spain for a summer and have backpacked thru Uruguay Argentina Guatemala Colombia (got robbed here :c ) etc etc and i know he’s slandering my people in front of me!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO his face when my pale blonde Irish ass gives him a Que tengas buenas noches when i get out of the car in 16 mins LMAOOOO im ready… EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!!

Earth gives me secondhand embarrassment the way Derek F from bb23 does……………LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like genuinely he is a painful person to watch make his way thru the world. Like have you ever met someone who thinks everything they do is such a serve and they have no idea they’re dead wrong LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like that’s him to a T. Like he flopped in a record-breaking fashion on big brother (he literally has the worst comp record EVER in all 28 seasons) and constantly whines about not being asked to go on the challenge LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and when he’s not doing that he’s promoting his flop podcast that him & the others couldn’t secure a significant following for if their lives depended on it with their flop ass AI logo LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and now he’s on twitter thinking he’s serving face (he’s not) in his homemade cookout T shirt on which he put his face in the very center LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and he’s such a mess on twitter and still to this day is trying to take complete credit for that alliance as if it’s not been over five years LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like baby acquire some gainful employment and some self-awareness PLEASEEEEEEEEEE i almost feel bad laughing because he’s such a mess……….LMAOOOO WHO AM I KIDDING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idk what kind of hyping up chaddha and X and Tiffany are doing to him in private but he clearly has no one in his life being honest w him LMAOOOOO it’s giving peaked in high school but somehow more embarrassing

in me like maternity photoshoots do. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO like girl whatever