she just texted me "Lala's name is appropriate because she's in lala land. She has no idea what's going on" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO get her omg.............. im shaking Lala ended so swiftly there....................

dont make that face...........

like genuinely HOW can people even be alcoholics LMAOOOOOOO like if I drink heavily for even one night I need to mentally prepare for it and the next day I feel so fat and gross and bloated and nasty and dehydrated and I have such bad brain fog ………. Like yall really are just doing it for the love of the game??? LMAOOOOOOOOOO like I’m about to make a drink for this bb episode and I’m honestly like oh my god if I even have one I’m gonna feel like shit during work tomorrow and some people are out here binging every night LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like if you’re a functional alcoholic you’re my president bc how do you do that. You’re god’s strongest soldier LMAOOOO

that makes everyone turn into Simone biles and want to start doing back handsprings and handstands and standing back tucks LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like every time I’m at the beach i look to my left and here comes the rejects from the USA women’s gymnastics team trying to out-mid each other on their busted ass cartwheels LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like if yall don’t sit down and read a book……..

Is so fucking awkward LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO like they’re just taking all my shit and there’s nowhere to sit and I’m feeling guilty for not helping even though I’m paying like crazy for this LMAOOOO

Wasn’t part of the knockoff BB in the mansion hosted by Janelle considering that he would crawl 100 miles over broken glass to attend any BB-adjacent event LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like genuinely he must have had some major emergency or health complication to not have been in attendance. The BB alumni are never truly alone because when more than three of them gather together Quinn just appears in a cloud of thick smoke to take social media pictures with them LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and landlords :) edit: forgot to mention billionaires

routine in the apartment gym and subsequently went into the bathroom stall and vomited because it kicked my ass so bad!!!!!!! feeling double skinny now (inlove) you fats could never LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the only lifting yall are doing is your index finger on your trackpad to spam celebrities polls LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO get out of my face LMAOOOOO

I walk out into the backyard...

melody morris is a mess

love selling keychains LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like if theres a keychain to be sold TRUST a gay person will be the merchant ……………………idk I feel like I blinked my eyes twice and gay people enacted a sudden and spontaneous monopoly on the keychain industry LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and then they make a gofundme for their dog’s vet bill when they clock out

i HATE the lat pulldown at the gym and i dread it my whole workout so I save it for last in the hopes that once I run out of everything else to do someone else at the gym will get on it so I can skip it and leave and not feel guilty LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like then I can be like ugh omg!!! I TOTALLY would have done my back workout IF ONLY that person didn’t take the machine LMAOOOOOOOO knowing the whole time I’m literally gaslighting myself and just wanna run home and make tacos LMAOOO whatev. Anyway thank u to the guy who saved me today from having to do it (inlove)

playing two seasons of reality TV and competing in a cumulative three rounds combined LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and two of them were her elimination weeks LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO meaning she’s only successfully survived one (1) round of reality television in her career LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO and the round she did survive was because she was HOH on bb25 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like girl get UP the social game cannot be this bad LMAOOOOOOOOOO…. REF DO SOMETHING!!!!

how bou dah

for some peace and quiet slash me time and the people next to me are loudly listening to fruit AI videos on TikTok LMAOOOOOOOO can the sun explode already

mine is florida kilos but im gatekeeping it

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the concept of being called an idiot for going inactive during race, playing the victim on the blogs page over that and then being rewarded with over 300 points LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg i knew yall were soft but this is another level LMAOOOOO and the comments comforting him like he survived actual trauma LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like yall there are people that are dying in this world PLZZZZZ I cant fucking breathe.............meanwhile i was being told to off myself daily over frookies games on tengaged dot com at the ripe age of 14 and was laughing my ass off LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like yall need some more tough love in your lives truly LMAOOOOOOO

Netflix documentary exposing Bayleigh and swaggy from bb for whatever sort of fraud or theft they’re committing to be living in some sort of Dubai mansion LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like I’m sorry no one on EARTH will convince me that whatever they’re doing is above board LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and they aren’t even being subtle about it too they’re always like omg having so much money is like so hard:( LMAOOOOOOOOOOO like please out of all the people from big brother to build an empire of wealth Ure telling me I’m supposed to believe it was SWAGGY C?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if I’m the IRS I’m GRINNING as i save their social media videos as i construct my case against them LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hate on me if you want idc I know they’re up to something LMAOOOO it’s only a matter of time truly…. their stays in federal prison will not be short LMAOOOOO

God this sucks I wish i was home eating taco bell

like that’s mother