with air conditioning but i didn’t know deep it ran LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like omg. I remember when I lived in Spain for a summer and literally not sleeping for three months because there was no AC and I was on floor one million of my building but yall pack it up LMAOOOOOOOO like it doesn’t bite i promise. Do yall think there’s an award coming in the mail for passing out from heat exhausting?????? LMAOOOOOOOO if yall don’t install an AC unit even a shitty one as a window unit just pack it up… then they wanna chain smoke cigarettes in the sweltering heat and give you a shot of water when you order it at a restaurant with no ice LMAOOOOOOOO like who are yall trying to impress with this…

and reading Frankie Grande’s memoir novel… LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and the fact he thinks he’s the type of person to warrant writing a memoir. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and then they send you a note saying “I’m not on here that much, follow my Instagram” like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO well clearly you’re on here enough to match with my ass. And now you want me to be your fan? LMAOOOOOOOOOOO bye i have places to be get out of my face LMAOOO i was born AT night but not LAST night… jk i was born in the early afternoon but whatev.

Benson Boone and Alix Earle but that won’t stop me LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO like the tiktoks they make together I’m like omg this better not do something to me … and it does

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yall LMAOOOOOOOOOOO im sorry but i really gotta ask… like Ive seen so many videos recently of people getting into first fights on cruise ships LMAOOOOOOO what is in the ocean air that makes this happen???? Like I’ve been on a couple cruises myself and there’s never been something that’s happened with another guest that’s inspired such RAGE in me that I felt the need to escalate it to physical blows and get myself banned for life LMAOOOOOOOOOOO like what are yall doing on cruise ships to inspire this rage within yourselves…………when I’m on a cruise i enjoy the drink package the buffet and the nighttime entertainment squaring up w others does not even cross my mind truly LMAOOOOOOOO and here yall are acting like we’re in the octagon on pay per view like just hang it up yall.

Hey everyone! I just wanted to come on here and announce that, due to creative differences, I was not selected as a bombshell in Casa Amor for Love Island this season. I know this may come as a shock to many of you, especially those of you that have been following my journey, but at the end of the day the producers and I just weren’t able to land on a contract with mutually beneficial terms. This caused me to come to the conclusion that this opportunity, at this time, just wasn’t for me. I want to be very clear that I have no ill will toward Peacock or anyone on the Love Island team and look forward to enjoying the rest of my summer. Best wishes!

how is it possible people can drop almost six figures on a wedding and still not know where to place the apostrophe on their fuckass neon sign at the reception LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like I swear to god on everything holy…………if i see another picture of a wedding venue and there’s a large neon signs that says “The Martin’s” or “The Smith’s” or “The Johnson’s” im going to need to get involuntarily committed to a psych ward LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if yall don’t take that apostrophe out RIGHT NOW i swear this has become an epidemic among neon wedding signs in script font … you guys think im joking but im completely serious how do you and your spouse, the makers of the sign and no one in your general vicinity know the difference between a plural and possessive word LMAOOOOOOOOOOO omg it pisses me off so bad and makes your wedding look so trashy at that point just have a fucking cash bar because you’re clearly abandoned any sense of CLASS at your event LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and i don’t even like weddings like that .

popping up on my TikTok hosting a live LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO girl we’ve heard what your flop ass has had to say for like two decades now what could this possibly be about… let’s pack it up and aneesa while we’re on the topic !!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO like i honestly want to be on the show. Like obviously yes my corporate career I’ve put years into would permanently evaporate immediately and my family would disown me the second i popped up doing that fuck ass intro dance in the premiere LMAOOOOOOOOOOO but honestly hanging in the villa seems so fun ughh…. I would love to be a bombshell preferably so i can walk in and just be like hey. Any questions ? LMAOOOO ugh im giddy just thinking about it … producers im ready to risk it all you have my number!!!! LMAOOO the ironic part is i haven’t seen a single episode this all from my tiktok feed

like LMAOOOOOOOOO we get it u had to be so different and literally make it impossible to get to you… like omfg we see you we notice you is that what you want???!!! Like god forbid I’m from the U.S. or want to fly there from Europe let me take half my PTO for the fucking YEAR just to cover my time on the FLIGHT and prob get eaten alive by the wildlife shortly after taking 15 connecting flights………like making me fly 18 hours to get to another country that speaks the same language as me LMAOOOOOOOOO like yall just pack it up. but then u wanna drive on the left side of the road too???? oh now im pissed………… honestly let’s just do a Pangea re-run because there’s no reason on god’s green earth Australia needs to be doing all that …

From me 🥰💝

a book by its cover so bad… LMAOOOOOOOOO like i really like horror/thriller/crime novels and if the cover looks a specific way i will NOT touch it LMAOOOOOO i can’t even explain what it is exactly… but sometimes I see these people on TikTok hold up a book and im like baby i don’t care if the words of god himself are between those covers i am NOT hungry LMAOOOOOO. It always has the title super big and some stock image behind it that just gives CHEAP like… MASS MARKET PAPERBACK like…………if I wrote a whole fucking NOVEL i would never in my life allow them to put that shit in Barnes & Noble with a goddamn picture from Getty images overlaid behind my name LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO like plz… if you want an example of what im talking about google the cover for local woman missing by mary kubica LMAOOOOOO like its giving target book section.

I have “skip the gym” noise LMAOOOOOOOO like i know my weight lifting schedule and Ive had the same one for past like 4 years but still every single time its a gym day the noise is overwhelming … LMAOOOOOO like the self-negotiation just hits like a truck im like “you deserve a rest day you’ve been so good just relax :))))))))” and it takes everything in me to be like NO STFU… but usually I see a TikTok of some jacked guy and that whips me into shape to do my bicep curls and tricep extensions like the good lord intended …………i hope they make GLP-1 equivalent for this issue it would truly change me ❤️

So I love shopping at Aldi for groceries like im a true regular … HOWEVER the nonsense they do with the insert a quarter to get a cart is ANNOYING not because i don’t have a quarter to use but because when I go to return the cart afterward there’s inevitably a person there looking thru their change for a quarter and then I give them my cart and they give me their quarter so we can skip the step of unlocking the cart and i truly hate that 10 seconds of awkward interaction LMAOOOOOOOOO like whenever I go to return the cart I feel like a true celebrity waiting for someone to offer me a quarter for my cart like guys single file please im here all night!!!!! LMAOOOOOOO

online have become so weird LMAOOOOOOO every time anyone mentions anything about getting a drink or going to a bar/club there’s all these neckbeards in the TikTok comments like “SORRY IM NOT A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC. AND SORRY I DONT NEED TO DOWN 400 FUCKING SHOTS OF LIQUOR EVERY DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE TO BE ABLE TO LIVE. SORRY I DONT LITERALLY FUCKING POISON MYSELF FOR FUN AND GET MY FUCKING STOMACH PUMPED IN THE HOSPITAL EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND.” like yall …………………LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it’s really not that serious why are we raising a generation of cops LMAOOOOOO go drink the fucking mojito youll be better for it . Clearly you could use one good lord!

LMAOOOO when I was in rio de janeiro in 2022 I was staying at this hostel on ipanema beach and talking to this girl who lived there and was trying to practice her english....and she was like "youre from the US???? I love toyotathon!!" and i was like LMAOOOOOO WHAT?? I thought she was saying "I love Jonathan" and i was like girl how would I know jonathan. and she was like "NO i mean TOYOTA-THON. THE CAR SALE." and I was like LMAOOOOOOOOOO what?!? and she was like "yes, toyotathon!!! I'm a memer!!!" LMAOOOOOO like honestly i nearly went my whole entire life without knowing toyotathon had international recognition or that memes about it existed............... i kept that in mind watching brazil in the world cup yesterday !!! x traveling really teaches u so much <3

Tookie de la Créme…in…this…light✨

Whenever I go out to the bars downtown w my friends I always make sure to get a sandwich from the Italian sub store that’s open until 2 AM before I get my uber as a present to myself for going out and being social. WELL i just ate my sandwich at my desk and now it’s gone and im truly devastated. Like actually…. Im struggling and the sandwich was $14 which FINE it’s worth but I wish I could justify ubering back and getting another sub ugh …………. I lifted heavy today so we will blame my intense workout for this episode of gluttony .