the western massachusetts covid-cautious lesbian bar is now mask-optional on Saturday nights and you’re laughing?

I’ll be at the western Massachusetts Covid cautious lesbian bar on mask optional night.

boy? being chained up all the time or something

Tbh. Like yes i would enjoy falling in love and committing to someone for the rest of my life but the concept of a wedding photoshoot LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kill me kill me KILL ME kill me. “Yeah run around in this field and roll around in the grass on top of each other while I take candid pics of you!!! Ecks dee!!!!” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO seriously I can’t i don’t think I can physically frolic in a field my body would not allow it LMAOOOOOOOOOO and wtf do me and my spouse look like trying to convince people we spend our time wearing coordinated clothing and rolling around in a fucking remote tall grass ass field LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like who the fuck are we fooling PLZZZ. And don’t even get me started on the wedding video LMAOOOOOOOOO like i just saw this guy I went to college with who I know to be 300 lbs and who chain smokes American spirits like it’s his job and he’s out here running through a sunflower field LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like i know who you are Shawn and @emilyjaynephotography on Instagram cannot fool me LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that’ll be $21,000 plus my travel costs plz! Please are we in a black mirror episode

Twitter account that has its foot on juju Devens’ neck LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like it’s actually so hilarious but actually sad because she’s so fucking mean to her and takes pics of juju from devens’ wife’s twitter and just fucking hates on her so hard for no reason LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and last year apparently they made a fake self harm campaign last year for kelley Jorgensen and used AI to make it look like they cut “Kelley” into their wrist and said the movement was called #CutForKelley LMAOOOOOOOO and Kelley’s dad saw it and made a tiktok crying asking people to stop bc he thought people were actually self harming LMAOOOOOOOOO and she also beefs with Drew’s ex girlfriend so bad for NO REASON it’s horrible but I’m pissing myself

what the fuck? i didn’t even know there was a coco at our school

Of whether someone can form an individual thought is whether or not they defend Taylor hale at any and all cost. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like i loved her on bb24 but ever since then my feelings toward her have literally resembled the 2008 stock market in every appearance she’s had on anything since LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like genuinely. She is entirely devoid of personality and i cannot observe even one objective standard on which one could stan her other than random groupthink LMAOOOOOOOOOOO like what are we doing. If you are jumping out of your skin for Taylor hale on traitors i BEG you to tell me why LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO like just put a slice of wheat bread at that roundtable it’ll have the same effect and the appearance fee will be negated LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and the way I’m like 90% certain she’ll be picked to be a traitor too. She can barely present bb unlocked without fumbling over the teleprompter LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO like yall are GENUINELY under spells i can’t understand it. Just because she was mistreated by losers on bb24 does not mean we have to continue to treat her as the second coming of Christ almost five years later LMAOOOOOOOO like im so tired of pretending like ive done my time. AND JULIE CHEN SAYING SHE COULD SEE TAYLOR REPLACE HER ON BB????? THIS A MASS PSYCHOSIS EVENT. SOMEONE SAVE US. IF YOU DON’T PUT BRITNEY HAYNES IN THAT ROLE RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND…

is officially annoying. he’s in the D-list celebrity -> annoying tiktok content creator -> bright white veneers (you are here) pipeline LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO there’s no turning back now I’m afraid …

this discourse is frying me so bad LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like i would never ever ever ever even think about bringing a fucking large Dunkin iced coolatta into a fucking job interview i would be caught dead first LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idk what kind of jobs yall are applying to and interviewing for but even when i interviewed for my fucking high school cashier job i would NEVER EVER. why are online people so aggressive toward career advice LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like fine bring your fucking venti pink drink into the job interview and swirl that fucking ice if you want LMAOOO but don’t you dare send me a gofundme link for your rent payment this month once you don’t get hired LMAOOOOOOOO just bring a party sized bag of fucking hot chips in there if you can’t control your hunger and thirst LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like it’s 30-45 mins max. Yall are under SPELLS LMAOOOOOOOO

genuinely what are you thinking LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like genuinely what on god’s green earth must be going through your mind to think this is acceptable in any capacity. LMAOOOOOOOO if you shook your head i just know I would hear the rocks rolling around where your brain should be LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. the beach is one thing if you’re keeping it at an appropriate volume but any other place is UNACCEPTABLE!!!! like why am I in my apartment gym and this guy has a whole boombox circa 1990 and is playing mumble rap for the 10 people in here to listen to against our will LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like i genuinely should contact your employer because what on EARTH would possess you to do that.

I’m doing the thing where I get drunk by myself and start texting everyone in the contacts of my phone LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but truly they should be thrilled to hear from me regardless of what state I’m in. LMAOOOOOOOOO and even the rational part of my brain is like okay chill. But then I’m like nooo they love u!!! LMAOOO

On jeopardy after the first commercial break when they come back and Ken Jennings has to talk about a fun fact with each player LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and they’re all such book nerd losers with absolutely zero personality and their fun fact is always such a complete snooze fest or just so nerdy it makes me want to reach through the screen and punch them in the mouth LMAOOOOO like omg SHUT UP!!!! and then Ken tries to banter with them and they have zero social skills so they can’t participate in the conversation like a normal person and it’s so FUCKING AWKWARD like LMAOOOOOOOOOOO they all talk like it’s the first time they’ve ever spoken to another person in their entire life like guys LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

give it to me RIGHT. NOW.

and I gotta say king wade ATEEEEEE like the dancing, singing, acting he was truly a star

with dark hair bleach their hair blonde…………like sorry to break it to yall but it looks good on exactly 0% of people LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and YES I’m body shaming cry more…………also as a natural blonde don’t appropriate my culture.

movie trap is SOOOOO ICONIC im obsessed with her idgaf that she’s m night shyamalan’s nepo baby i unironically stan her so bad

with fucking BLUE DAWN DISH SOAP???!???? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yall this cannot be real im sitting here genuinely shaking thinking about my chicken cutlets having an aftertaste of dawn strawberry field dish soap LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stop stop stop stop this can’t be real. this can’t be real this can’t be real. I just did a deep dive online and apparently this is not backed by any sort of legitimate evidence so yall are just doing this for the love of the game?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate touching raw chicken as is and you’re NASTY if you think im about to sit there and run it under the faucet and rub fucking DISH SOAP on it before cooking it no no no not if Jesus Christ himself came down from these clouds and told me to LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I’m genuinely offended upon learning this. There’s really a whole world out there yall

and the guy who was running it got into a car accident right when he joined LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he’s fine so we can laugh. LMAOOOO he joined and was like “hey can you guys hear me?” *crash noises* “SHIT i just hit them. I gotta go” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO plz and now the meeting is rescheduled….

that i tried to verify my hinge profile and the AI camera didn’t recognize it as me LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that’s it im officially on the anti-AI bandwagon ……………… fuck datacenters or whatever you guys all say

make a vague and obvious political statement and some low-budget online publication takes a headshot of them and puts the caption “WAR IS BAD” under their face and the Instagram caption says “[insert girl who was an extra on Modern Family season 4 episode 5] shares her thoughts on ongoing global conflict with a simple message” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like girl who gives a fuck about some nepo baby regurgitating some stupid ass shit their publicist wrote for them to spew LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like if you want my attention give me a scalding hot take not something that’s gonna make me yawn as fuck LMAOOOOOOOOOOO