cuts her hair short and you have to try your hardest not to act like one of those babies that get scared when their dad shaves his mustache

Did you know that?

i smile because i know it feels great pain and terror at my hands. i released the vile imp back into the lake. not out of mercy, but out of malice. nature is unencumbered by what is good or evil, she concerns herself with only harmony. thus the pike will soon face a far more humiliating death than any i can give. its fate is now left to the magnificent pelican. i regret witnessing said pelican swoop down, failing to snatch the disgusting pike. but in that moment, it lost neither honour nor glory. unlike the loathsome pike, the pelican will flourish with grace and dignity.

from the super Mario bros movie would get molested in real life

calling someone a slur on the blogs page after being killed in a Royale, only to be arrested for said slur 😱…. and a 3 day Kovaze ban on top of that

i thought bbl meant “big booty Latina” (Cristi) but then i saw a bunch of white girls claiming to have one and figured; great white girls ruined another thing 🤦🏻‍♂️

it’s not actually my birthday

it’s my birthday today, right now

if maturo is here

fool me once, why would you do that fool me twice, wtf stop it

aren’t protesting the E Files?? I see y’all protest the stupidest/smallest things but not this?

is very welcoming I remember when i was first introduced they all only punched me once and threw dirt in my face twice 🙂‍↕️

had a premonition a week ago on big pizza more people need to listen to me honestly https://www.kovaze.com/blog/82487

i promise to do one gay thing to make up for the harm i caused when i said gay people get “a little too excited about things i don’t care about” 🙂‍↕️

Royale is as hype as Moose Fighting Vol 2 or something and there just ain’t no way. im calling bs 🤔

and my dreams are more existential scary than monsters and ghosts scary. how do I fix this?

that one uncle who killed himself amirite

i know. im trying to erase bi people. they’re annoying online

after saying bi people fake it