is coming to fix my sink tomorrow and i want to look nice in case it turns into a porn scenario. i just want to be prepared if that ends up happening

they’ve been notified and im being locked away for making a joke on the blogs page 🥸

want to be European when they could be Scottish 🙄

go get em today. lots of energy. lots of focus 🙂‍↕️

but notice that none of you give a shit i have a tummy ache today

extremely easy to win “try not to c*m” games where most people go wrong is they start jacking off

a deeply fascinating emotional reaction whenever a gay white man sees a black female pop star. i’ve never seen anything like it. tears in their eyes. literally overwhelmed by the boundless love they have for them. it’s fucking beautiful

Kovaze is outsourcing their moderation. illegals are stealing our jobs! 😡

when people are too loud

saved up for when i get back. really ready to stir shit up

throw a chair at Taylor Frankie Paul’s head so much 🙏🏻

you’re an 11 year old walking past that weirdo Chappell Roan: hi im Chappells security, im gonna kill you both physically and spiritually because im employed by an absolute nut job, i don’t know how you couldn’t tell just by looking at her. regardless *picks up 11 year old girl and snaps her body in half over knee* (allegedly)

of a Canadian man’s quest for a hot Latina señorita

i’d rather get Abe Lincolned than finish watching an opera performance. prob end up with the same level headache either way

me on the blogs page what do you think?