of switching jobs is the couple week stretch laying off the banyan to pass the on board 🙂‍↕️

in this world that won’t go away by threatening to kys

A 🙂‍↕️

away from the holy number of views on the holy day

a great location for a Taco Bell

will label themselves as empaths and just be like “wow i feel sorry for you :(“

Edward Penishands and they’re all penises correlating with the different size of fingers

*kisses forehead* (consent pending)

*kisses forehead* (consent pending)

new music Friday amirite?

starts getting a little too political next holiday dinner, show them this blog: YOUR CHILD IS GAY AND ALSO TRANSGENDER. TALK ABOUT THAT. WHAT DO YOU DISAGREE WITH ABOUT IT?

the honour of the conducting a psych evaluation on y’all 🙂‍↕️

no self awareness, i think i’d know

the creepy 50 year old typa dude to still attend grad parties with a backwards hat and crewneck t shirt 🤦🏻‍♂️

should go to jail

but can someone find me a baby egg? i’ll owe you big time 🙂‍↕️

the noose looks pretty appealing 🙂‍↕️

seeds into the ground. Springtime will see a lovely bloom of nenelala bushes

the type of horny dude to stop 5 potential mass shootings yearly by having sex with really weird duders