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Bowler23 I believed you rolled out of your disgusting shit stained mattress To type on your tablet (not an iPad, but a tablet) to go on the blogs and attack me for absolutely no reason. it’s pure evil, especially considering the fact that it probably is really hard for you to type with your lardy fingers. I came on this blog and shared a story of my personal life, and you made a rude and low down comment about me. you tried to tear me down to put yourself up, truly sad. go roll back into the filthy mattress you will probably spend the rest of your life rotting in, before you finally get the karma that will come for you.

RIP Anna Summerz

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WE LOST A REAL ONE Y'ALL. Anna has been tragically been taken way too soon. She did say her AIDs was flaring up and she would be dead soon. RIP HORSE GIRL, GONE TOO SOON, YOU NEIGHED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART Fly high, sweet pony. 🐴

Does anyone else...?

Malarkey      ❤ 16    ▲3

Wanna explore theo's red corner? I am ready to get thog wild.

83 people are online

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But less than 13 are viewing the blog page presently.

I forgot Jezz Ball existed

Malarkey      ❤ 31    ▲0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JezzBall But a version of this would be a cool mini-game. The new archery game kind of reminded me of it with the bouncing balls and the clicking aspect. Other fun games from that game pack were SkiFree, Chip's Challenge, Pipe Dream, and Rodent's Revenge - a literal game of cat and mouse. If Sin needed any additional unsolicited game ideas from me.

For the love of Shiva

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Somebody give Tryphena a third eye. She has waited almost a year and still can't see out of her pineal gland. She has waited long enough.

You simply click rock, paper, or scissors. So does your opponents. Paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors, and scissors cuts paper. That's it.

It is not (5,3) on the map

Can we have a DEAL ROYALE?!

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The only challenge - Deal or No Deal FIGHT TO THE DEATH.

If u connect the dots

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U will see the bigger picture

Imagine

Malarkey      ❤ 56    ▲2

Destroying your kid's Christmas gift over playing Kovaze is WILD. Slamming the kid's laptop on the ground in a fit of rage? And then brag about it on the blog page? Unhinged. Out of line doesn't begin to cover it. I am so sorry about your laptop KrisStory. You didn't deserve that at all. So sorry you have to deal with this.

0 Wins

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Can't wait until Kovaze enters the Charity era... then it will be my time to win a trophy.

MIKERORO

Malarkey      ❤ 56    ▲5

I know you're here. SHOW YOURSELF

All because I am terrible at every challenge on this site. I really don't get it.

MADE MY VERY FIRST FINALS!!!

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Only took 10 months, but I did it. Got second place though. 3-4 against someone great. Perhaps someday I'll get my first win too! thank you to the lovely players and the inactives for disappearing to give me a better chance in the game.

Happy birthday, Cherry! 🍒

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HOPE IT IS THE HAPPIEST OF HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!

Called Wovaze. No men allowed. Not even on staff. Replace the island background with pink sequins and bad 2005 myspace glitter text. Us wovazers on Kovaze needs a safer space where we can feel at ease. It will be run by the second hottest woman on the site, bim. -insert gif- (Cherry is far too busy to run Wovaze, she has to bring home the bacon for me and the kids) ---------- Quotes from the live feeds (potential spoilers): "There was two years of high school I had perfect attendance." - Mallory. "Ew" - Melody Melody's mom let her play hooky, Mallory's mom made her just go. Feeds cut. Well fuck.

BRING BACK AUCTIONS

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https://kovaze.com/auctions.php I understood why it was removed at the time, since designs weren't very heavily owned and lots of people were just troll uploading the default designs. But now that we're wrapping up the first season, it would be sweet if the auction returned, so people can auction off their own designs they no longer want and someone not as blessed with be able to get their design at a discount compared to what they would have paid in the overpriced shops. People have enough designs now where they are likely to part with quality designs by the time i finished writing this blog i wanted to exit out and not hit post because why tf do i care, especially this early in the morning. but since the auction is there, let's bring her back.

Give Us

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Wheel of Fortune

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