well that was upsetting
WowPlatinum
was getting 650+ scores every round in Woke Puzzler Race and then in final 3 a KATSEYE song came on i had never heard and i was so distracted by the absolute poopshittery of the song i saved a score of 407.
Win my heart by talking to me about any of these things; Megalopolis, Avatar, Taskmaster (Marvel), Eternals, VEEP, Grimes, Lily Allen, Cersei Lannister, The Hunger Games, Lena Headey, RHONY, Game of Thrones, Malignant, Star Wars, Poor Things, Cyberpunk 2077, Aviva Drescher, Selina Meyer, Katy Perry, Jadis (TWD), Cetrion, Mileena, Cassie Cage, Anthem, Dune, Scream
Peak Rank: 70th
Royale Kills: 40
#3 Top Blogger and only user on the site with 2 blogs in the "All-Time" Top Posts
Third user to break 100k blog points!
My Favorite Games:
https://kovaze.com/frenzy/558
https://kovaze.com/frenzy/841
https://kovaze.com/race/2597
https://kovaze.com/frenzy/660
https://kovaze.com/arena/1028
https://kovaze.com/frenzy/867
https://kovaze.com/race/2001
https://kovaze.com/frenzy/1208
https://kovaze.com/celebrities/2977
https://kovaze.com/frenzy/12378
https://kovaze.com/frenzy/12386
https://kovaze.com/royale/13808
https://kovaze.com/royale/15702
https://kovaze.com/royale/19012
https://kovaze.com/island/21767
https://kovaze.com/island/21861
My Favorite Blogs:
https://kovaze.com/blog/17559 https://kovaze.com/blog/82559
https://kovaze.com/blog/28264 https://kovaze.com/blog/82564
https://kovaze.com/blog/17441 https://kovaze.com/blog/82558
https://kovaze.com/blog/16267 https://kovaze.com/blog/73419
https://kovaze.com/blog/10801 https://kovaze.com/blog/66390
https://kovaze.com/blog/36326 https://kovaze.com/blog/78690
https://kovaze.com/blog/64615 https://kovaze.com/blog/65896
https://kovaze.com/blog/74385 https://kovaze.com/blog/74386
https://kovaze.com/blog/75822 https://kovaze.com/blog/79639
https://kovaze.com/blog/97820
Critical Acclaim:
WowPlatinum 100/10 - You definitely have the #1 best avatar on kovaze, it is truly unmatched. While AI designs may have taken over, your craft really shines still, and I can appreciate that each pixel on your avatar was carefully crafted by you. Well done. I feel like many people may not appreciate your style as it is an acquired taste since it is quite different from many avatars on here, but I personally love it and that goes for all of your outfits. - dino
"Cassie is a very good person and always stands up for what is right. She sees the humanity in everyone. I don't know a better person" -PosterBoy
"You're very fabulous and one of the kindest people on here. You're a fabulous superstar Cassie" -GodzillaFan29
"WowPlatinum is the people’s princess" - MarksMarks
“A blog post dated October 24, 2025, alleges that WowPlatinum placed their son in an aquarium tank with an octopus and is now suing the aquarium. The blog also suggests that a lawsuit could be harmful to the aquarium's animals” - Google Gemini
"To me, Cassie comes across as a fair-weather friend, even if technically we weren't actual "friends". The audacity of her, though, to remove me from her Kovaze friends list, when I usually don't even add people on here. [...] I was ruining her image. Eye-opening behaviour. I think you're one of the better people on here, but I'm sorry, you're also a little fake" - Mughees
"WowPlatinum is very beautiful and gorgeous" - AngieKStan
"Cassie - wowPLAT!!!!! so i remember u from tengy and we didnt ever interact TOO much except the odd blog comment here on there, but i cannot believe how FAMOUS and BELOVED u r on kovaze!!! truly the peoples princess!!!!! u r so funny and down to earth, and i like that u r just U on here and dont pretend to be anyone else smh. ur one of the nicest people ive met on here and my biggest honour is being a wow pal!!!!i appreciate u keeping the art of trolling/not caring too much on here alive too cause so many people here do!!! i think we're actually pretty similar in a funky way too!!! thanks for being a friend always bestie! :)" - DOOM
"Why do people still trust @WowPlatinum? She is a blatant game bot who needs to go out first every game if you want a chance" - Paul
"I see the aliens for you. Cassie with the big, solid black almond shaped eyes, minimal facial features, and bald head. Even gray skin for The Greys. She looks remarkably like one of them. It is a coded message to all aliens saying she is a safe space for them. Most humans are unsafe for aliens. They want to hunt them down like animals, torture them, and dissect their bodies in a government laboratory. But Cassie is a clear symbol of acceptance." - Clown
"WowPlatinum - u and i go wayyyy back, like i remember ur tg vlogs when u were like 8 and i thought u were the CUTEST lil angel in the whole world! i do think you’re like, such a fantastic person and i’m kind of obsessed with your “cool girl” aesthetic. idk. you seem so sure of yourself, confident, and you’re gorgeous too, so it’s just interesting how that intersects with your online persona! all-in-all, by far one of the best people here and i admire how you’ve always been SO authentically u for years. quite literally nothing but luv for u xxxx" - MaxOra
"say hi to spartagow and rosemulet for me criminal" - DOOM
"Sprite was without a doubt the true villain of this royale and it was not close. Hearing that krisstory got to float to single digits because sprite told jane runaways and lover to protect him was diabolical. He would have gotten like 30th place otherwise ijbol" - AmandaSings04
Please do not mail me about custom designs. Currently i am only doing them for me because i am selfish :(
https://letterboxd.com/M0NK3YG1RL/
https://www.last.fm/user/spritesully
https://x.com/M0NK3Y_G1RL
Art Instagram: SketchedBySprite
People Ive Gifted:
PosterBoy (x16)
Paul
Runaways (x8)
Venharim
Mortgy (x3)
Lover
Kemi
Sam (x2)
Cherry (x3)
jessiejedi
Tempo (x2)
Death (x6)
JessieKowalski (x2)
KrisStory (x4)
Harajuku (x3)
MotherFart
Riggs
Fiji (x2)
MusicLover (x2)
Clown
Manon
CocaCola12
MedusaLuh (x8)
Godzillafan29
Nevra (x2)
Sin
JellyBellyBean
(Redacted) (x5)
Yeri
AngieKStan (x5)
MaxOra (x3)
Soobin (x2)
CarltonRS (x3)
alexxD
DakotaMagic
Morgan
Fiji
Yoon
Dimitra (x2)
BobTheHob
katherinee_ (x5)
fiercecunt (x10)
Vans
SamSam
Salmaan1
Bagel
Tadnuggets

WowPlatinum
was getting 650+ scores every round in Woke Puzzler Race and then in final 3 a KATSEYE song came on i had never heard and i was so distracted by the absolute poopshittery of the song i saved a score of 407.

WowPlatinum
@GagaLuv even charlie kirk leaned left and spewed something other than hate in those final moments!
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are Foox and co gonna be the only people on theme for this weeks Fashionista cuz idk anyone who has masquerade items lol
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home from bar. this expires when i sober up so yall got a little bit of time guck @jard (@jaded but i typed jard first and i think that’s funny) - uhmmm u were like a “grown up” to me when i was like 14 on kovaze and thus you were super cool so whenever u acknowledge my existence on here it’s like woah i made it. i think ur nice and i think ur a very good player very all round cool person. @hwrst14 i wish you were on big brother! @hwest14 i sooo would’ve rotted for you i like u quite a bit i think of u as a major gamebot but a very nice guy and very laid back. i also appreciate that u do fun things for the community as i believe most others do as well. we love houston @sam - i have a deep respect and appreciation for u i think ur a flawed individual making ur way through life with a care for others. ur vey empathetic which many do not know or appreciate about u. u also are a champion of ur friends and care about them a lot. i think u are endearing and likeable while also at times being grating. 10/10 person very solid. sam is cool. @hacie @jackie - sometimes ur posts annoy me i don’t remember what it is exactly u post but i feel like u post a lot about one person and kinda bootlick them don’t remember exactly who it is if i look through your posts ill figure it out tho. cant look now. i like the name jackie tho and ur avatar is solid. keep doing u it’s not ur fault im not nice. sorry this opinion isn’t nice. i’m being kind of a bitch here. keep doing uzoxo @x sometimes people are weird AF to ward you. nice but also everyone’s like doing too much. we got some parasocial bitches on here who act like ur their besties or ur a celebrity it’s weird Af. whole house mad. i like you both as a person and as a character on this site i think ur a staple and the best user @tez ooh girl i want u to like me i watched u on survivor and quite liked u even tho u got robbed in the edit u were top 5 lol. i only watched half the season tho sorry. also u are the shops girl so ofcourse its like heyyy. i think ur quite cool and funny on twitter thanks for following me back. u ever see someone named cassie talking about megalopolis thats me lol. hiiii. @chase when i think of royale i think of you ye so gaggy. really good kovaze character and also nice person. also ur kingb24 and as a kid u were like a cool person to me cuz u were in stars often and to me that was like the cool kids. nice guy. @chloekay way too good for this site we literally don’t deserve u lol. very kind very dedicated to like idk making the site fun. documented race, you make fun songs, make cool stuff for group games. it feels like ur a fairy who come down from another dimension and dispenses joy and whimsy. i want happiness for u @joeburrow - tbh i know the name but i feel like i don’t know YOU. you show up in games but we kinda don’t talk. im sorry i don’t have more to say i feel like we haven’t had a relationship yet beyond like little moments in passing. i also might be less drunk rn than i was 7 minutes ok ago so im normal now who knows but yeah. joe burrow is good @glitter positive and good thoughts. i mix you up with @icon sometimes idk if yall know eachother. when u were tito u were lowkey more masc idk if it was the name but yea @tone i just got a good vibe form u so i campaigned for u to be in context. ur not very active but i like u think ur cool. u are more chill than us @Him literally nothing against u we ended up on opposing sides in skinnisha but i find you enjoyable. i feel we don’t have much in common like we’re not in the same world but i think k ur cool and nice. sorry if i went too hard on ending u for the matty friendship stuff. it was moreso about matty. @goldelli i don’t know u well but i am sorry u were the first out of skinnisha i would’ve liked for u to be in it more i think ur nice. i was down to vote u cuz i betrayed u lowkey in an outcasted so i was like ooh elli won’t trust me @bim objectively good great kovaze character perfect gimmick nice and likeable loveable good person very enjoyable there’s basically no ay to have a negative opinion about u unless u just lack joy @isla u had a bad take recently and u got begged to hell for it. i wasn’t in the negs cuz i watched and observe however i saw u got pooped on and i was like yeah deserved. however generally i like u. i don’t know what the take was it was either about fashionista or stars spamming b? i feel like those were the recent discourse and it was on e of those
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and i will rank everyone on how much of a menace they are in games from “full blown sociopath” to “just there for fun” to be clear this is not about how good you are this is how darksided you are. i’ll put in a few people to start out with. —-Fullblown Sociopath @Runaways @Chase (GAP) @Muribolt @MaxOra @xcharliex @dailyicon @Tisha @Kimmie @Morgan @Lexey (GAP) @Fiji @Isla @x @Nebula @ChloeKay @Cherry @Koolness234 —-There for funzies If you take any of this personal then it’s your fault for commenting (except Runaways Muri and Koolness i kinda drafted them sorry)
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get myself into that group of Kovazers who gets gifted every design from every single gifting shop. r yall sucking on dicks for designs from gifting shop owners? what does one have to do to be apart of that group? im ready to play ball.