It is Day 10 in the #ASBB4 house, but we are not covering that right now. We are covering Days 8 & 9. Remember to get the full-on action, join the Discord. Heads up. It is lengthy. A lot of good shit happened these past two days. So if you don't like long reading, then I guess blame the cast??? https://discord.gg/HfPBXhSU5 Day 8: 🟢TeaFiercelyBoots finally caught up on the fight from the day before (between Yawnha and Greedy NOT GLITTER idk who this Glitter chick is) and was confused about why short people were fighting. It really made her sad. 🟢Thumper91 informs the house that the trunk of her car whacked her in the head. 🟢Koolness234 tells everyone good morning and hopes everyone is having a lovely day (ED Note: This isn’t really newsworthy, but any chance to talk about Koolness is a wonderful chance). 🟢Greedy not Glitter is starstruck by Koolness’ majestic voices and responds by saying “I” pauses and continues with “hope you have a lovely day too”. KaliMinaj says thank you too and tells everyone that they have their final bachelor’s exam tomorrow, so they will be busy (ED Note: Best of luck. Kick that exam’s ass.) 🟢Koolness tells Kali that she's got this and tells her that they will go out for dinner after their exam. Kali tells Koolness (and silent observers) that it's fucking financial accounting (ED Note: I would hate to fuck finances too). 🟢SummerBABU wishes everyone good morning and tells everyone that she read my blog (ED Note: Thank you <3) and that on Nico’s CNN (ED Note: Thank you???? Like it isn’t Fox News so.....) that bitches were talking about her, saying she used drugs. The fuck? 🟢Glaceon tells the house good morning over the speaker, saying, "Good morning, my Season 4," like he birthed them all, but he failed to realize they would disown him once the season ends. 🟢Summer informs the house that prior to the game, AmandaSings04 gave Summer a drug test where she had to piss and give blood (ED Note: She never told us that she passed, though...) and tells everyone to keep her name out of their fucking mouths. Then she states that the only drugs are weed and ASS (Acid Saline SCoke). She then tells them that they need that in y'all's life. 🟢Lauren is supportive and says Summer is the Queen of being clean! Summer gives Lauren a look like, duh I am- I don’t need that support, but thank you vibes. (ED Note: The gif title was named kuawop-rollie-4 so take that knowledge) And says anyways... that bitch Shrimp brought her bougie friends to jump me off camera, I had to go to the ER. Thinking that she would go into more detail since the cameras failed to catch that, Summer instead asked who was HOH. (ED Note: Nobody) 🟢NotNicky333 asks Summer how hard it is to read the backyard post. Then tells her that HOH isn’t due till 5PM, so they haven’t found out yet. Summer claps back and says how hard it is for you to stop getting a rise and an urge to clapback and say something to me but thank you for the direction. Then she says save 0 for Kovaze gift (ED Note: Idk what that meant, but hopefully someone got that gift). 🟢Nick asks why he would not say anything. We get fish 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢We hear Koolness scream YASSSSS. Then they say, it pays to be a {REDACTED}. (ED Noted: I’m assuming Koolness was trying to say Musical Loving Dick Pig Fuego but didn’t want Amanda to get mad, but I will say it because I’m not afraid of Amanda...most of the time). We see on the monitor that Koolness is the HOH for the Brains, and question marks under the Brawn and Beauty, so we must be waiting for their lazy asses. 🟢Kali then tells the house she can’t wait to exploit the next comp (6318 triggers some of the houseguests). 🟢Summer then tells Nick to final 2 them. They say, please, I’m begging you. 🟢Nick says NO! He tells Summer that she has lied to him and tricked him so much and he can’t stand it. He then says that Summer will be going home this week. Then Nick says SKJLDKJFKDS. Either he put another fork in an electric socket, Summer stabbed him, or Kali’s exploit comment. 🟢While wearing her suburban liberal mom hair, Amanda comes over the loudspeaker and tells Nick, and who set that system up (in regard to Summer lying and tricking him so much). Nick replies with Amanda and Amanda says Yes, it is true, I did set that system up. 🟢 Summer then has a breakdown because she is getting bullied on Discord again...or it could be her mimicking Nick. Not clear on it, but Summer is having a breakdown. I repeat, Summer is having a breakdown. 🟢Koolness tells everyone that the best part of the game is Amanda will be like the competition is due tomorrow in 24 hours and then eight hours later at like 3AM she will be like, why haven’t you played HOH yet? (ED Note: This is so true.) 🟢Finally calming down from the breakdown, Summer tells Nick that she didn’t lie and trick Nick because he is still here. 🟢Greedy not Glitter asks when the comp is due because they are at work. They then scream HELP! Lauren replies right now, but Amanda says Not for another 4 hours. 🟢Nick tells Summer that she is evil. 🟢Tea says you are so evil don’t eeeeeever call me again. You are a low-budget bitch. (ED Note: Don’t know who she is addressing. I think Amanda). 🟢Amanda once again starts singing “River Deep, Mountain High” Glee Edition to the house. Lots of screaming can be heard in the house, telling her to stop. Tea says Amanda, if you don’t shut the hell up, spamming a bottom-tier Glee song. Amanda tells Tea that it is the best wtf. 🟢Easter finally decides to comment on the Brains HOH Comp results and says 2nd place in another comp, FML and starts to die like Tinkerbell. It is a bit awkward. Lauren sees OhEmGee and says hi to her. We haven’t seen her in a while, and we find out she's been in the storage room for the past couple of days. 🟢Piggy quickly darts across the living room with a mini fridge from the storage room and says hey to Lauren. They have a moment that is sweet, but we aren’t here for that. 🟢Amanda, over the loudspeaker, calls out Piggy and says trying to rescue her family, girl the bacon has already been made; you can’t save them. Lauren responds, "That's fine. I need a diet." Piggy, in shock about the news, stops and calls Amanda a monster. 🟢Kali asks Piggy if she can have some of her leg for breakfast tomorrow and Lauren is like Can we share? We go to fish. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 On the memory wall, we now see bigbryy99 and Lauren’s faces on there, declaring them the winners for their group. Now it is time for the last ASBBBBB comp: 🔑Meal or No Meal🔑. It is like Deal or No Deal but with food! This is a wonderful competition because the house is still on rations for two more days. 🟢Kali is happy about this comp because she can exploit it. 🟢Summer makes an announcement that the winner of the next race will get a gift. It is sponsored by AmandaSingsandGlaceon Inc. Nick said not joining, and Summer replied by saying bitch I wasn’t talking to you and was swearing to God they are going ot take out a restraining order against Nick (ED Note: This will ruin ASBB 15 Rivals). 🟢Nick says the EVIL tag is very fitting for Summer because she is an EVIL person. Summer asks Nick if he saved 0 in the comp yet, and he asks what comp? Summer replied the stop looking at summers dick comp (ED Note: Things are getting raunchy in the AmandaSings House) (ED Note 2: I’m not counting this as a fight alert because I don’t think this is a fight, this is more of a just makeout already type of situation or put one of you in the trunk of a car and drive it off a cliff into pillows because if I said something scary I might get banned) 🟢Amanda asks the house what the next twist will be. 🟢Lauren makes some guesses. She first says that Justin (ED Note: Who the fuck is Justin? Justini? Is that Justini’s real name? OMG I’m embarrassed if this is true) is coming back, but then says JK. She then says Nick is going to come and serenade with us. 🟢Amanda responds with her mouth wide open like trade is here and then asks the house if the twist has anything to do with the large box (oh btw a larger box appeared a couple of days ago and I forgot to mention that. It can’t be opened till after the Week 3 Veto Meeting). Lauren says he’s gonna pop out and join us (assuming Nick, since that was the last person she talked about). TheRiddler responds by saying another fake houseguest, what a twist (probably in a sarcastic tone). Then he tells everyone not to don’t say anything because Amanda might steal the idea. 🟢Nick thinks the box might be Amanda can finally stop talking because that would be beautiful. Amanda kindly tells Nick that it would never happen. 🟢Britt starts spitting out ideas such as backward week, time machine, Pandora's box (ED Note: Britt is joining production for ASBB5 to create twists, mark my words). Lauren doesn’t want a backward week. 🟢Brit then thinks that if the box opens, then Amanda will unleash dinosaurs on the house, and one of the players will get pushed into a volcano. 🟢Tea quickly shoves o_o into a volcano that somehow is located in the house (ED Note: Don’t worry he is fine; it is just vanilla pudding with orange dye and oreo cookies) and tells the house they are free. (IMAGE 3) 🟢Mod Chibi (dressed as a ghost) tells Tea, while in the volcano (sponsored by The Vase) that you still like men, so what did you gain? 🟢Downeaster blurts out that they like men (ED Note: Me too) 🟢Tea responds to Ghost Mod Chibi that she gained the peace of mind knowing a HOMOPHONE is burning in a VOLCANO. 🟢Koolness comes out in their Gucci Moo Moo and Juicy Coutour sleeping mask to tell the house goodnight. They are so fucking tired, and it won’t be like last night where they said they were going to bed and then they didn’t. They are really going to bed. They are exhausted. 🟢After everyone cheers for Koolness for that wonderful speech, Tea then calls Amanda a S word (slur for pigs). Brit then yells at Amanda for wine. Tea agrees with Brit but wants it to beat Amanda with (hopefully drinks it first then beats Amanda afterward). 🟢Amanda is triggered by the word swine and calls out for Piggy 🟢Tea is impatient and pulls out the emergency AmandaSings Glock (sponsored by the Vaze) and starts shooting it in the air. 🟢Piggy comes out it and is very offended because she doesn’t like the S word and Amanda is like oh and starts blaring more “River Deep, Mountain High” by the Glee Cast. Piggy wants to use her Piggy Eviction Night Power, and Tea tells her if you got something you wanna say Piggy then say it. She replies by saying oh you want me to spill the tea? 🟢Tea responds by saying you don’t know what it is like to be bullied by Amanda. Sometimes you have to lash out. Piggy then confesses to the house that Amanda beats her, and Amanda drops a pile of bacon from the sky. Tea tells Piggy that she is sorry that the S word hurt Piggy's soul. Amanda cackles and says And then I fry you and your family and starts to make a sizzling noise like bacon frying in a pan on a Sunday morning after you make eggs for breakfast for your gay family with two kids because gays can have families, it is 2026, dammit! 🟢Tea then says but sometimes I gotta hit Amanda where it hurts her. Amanda just keeps on lashing out at Piggy by saying and serve you to my houseguests. 🟢Piggy says that she needs to move into the house and be Tea’s new best friend. They can play chess, gossip in the bathroom, bully Amanda in the DR, maybe Glaceon too, because he is a freak. She then says Amanda is sick and twisted. 🟢Tea tells Piggy that no one in the audience sees the DR sessions (ED Note: Thank god, if they saw mine...) but if you want me to be honest, I got paddled (ED Note 2: Hot) so I had to come out and speak my truth against her. We get fish 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Piggy and Tea are nowhere to be found. We hear muffles. Easter then says "Congrats, HOHs," and looks at the camera as if she is being cued. Congrats, Koolness and Bry, on HOH. That comp was a close one. 🟢Summer enters honors Lauryn Hill by singing Superstar. Amanda asks her what the tea. Summer says nothing, but is just high-tripping the BET Awards. Amanda asks her if she needs to run a fade with anybody, and Summer replies with an iconic performance. Day 9: 🟢Summer ask who the noms are. Bry tells her that it is her (which is not true. Noms haven’t happened yet). We go to fish. 🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return and we see on the memory wall Easter and Riddler’s faces on the screen with Koolness’ picture over them. He has nominated them for eviction. We don’t know who Bry has nominated yet. (Housemates somehow got access to the ceremony chat when they should have talked in the house one so I’m not covering it, but you can check the discord on it (Timestamp July 10th, 12:41 PM) 🟢Brit asks how everyone is doing, and Easter tells her that she got a pedicure. 🟢Summer is confused about why they are on the block, especially since they told Bry that they would wash their feet all season. Nick found that very cringe. Summer didn’t like that and said, “this bitch, you would have wished I put my fingers and “thongue” on you. I know you are daydreaming about it. It is time to stop Nicky. Is this your flirting technique in real life? Cause if it is, I can understand why you haven’t been dicked down in 7 years. This made Nick uncomfortable. Summer continues by saying, what should be uncomfortable for you is the thought of me living in your brain 24/7, rent-free. Stop responding to every shit I say. Ok. Nick replies by saying if you don’t want people to reply the don’t post in the public chat. Summer tells him that Nick’s last post in the chat was 12AM last night and Nick was like okay? Summer was like and it was a reply to me...yet when you smell the weed from the hallway you know Summer is coming you run up. 🟢Nick then asks Summer why do you always have to talk about weed, sex, and getting high. Summer tells him to leave her alone, she is straight. Nick replies by saying is there nothing better in your life? Thought so. Summer says bitch is my mouth the fuck. Nick is confused and says Whatever that means. Summer then pulls a Sharkeshia and whacks Nick (Production, surprisingly, is busy and doesn’t notice it). Nick replies, "Ooo, you got me." Summer requests that Brxanne to return to the house. Nick asks why? So he can lie more and be evicted again? He then says that Brx sucked. 🟢Tea is annoyed by both of them and tells them that they should just kiss and make up. 🟢Chris asks what’s up, and Summer says not much, dealing with this crazy bitch (Nick) and says that the Casting Director needs to be disciplined. Nick replies by saying how does it feel to know you are going to be a perjury week 3 boot after getting full power week 2 and flopping. Summer replies by saying it feels like every time I see your face and hear your voice. 🟢Kali reveals that she is using their secret power. It is the NicoRobin GTFO of the house where the person they have chosen has minutes to walk from the game. (ED Note: This is not a real power. I have not earned the privilege to hold a power in the ASBB production. I finally earned one meal ticket for the entire season). Chris asked if this power was the one that Kali got by cheating and Kali said yes and revealed that she glucked glucked Glaceon (ED Note 2: This is a family show). Kali chose Nick to leave, but nothing happened. 🟢Summer asked if it was big, Kali said that he needs to wash it. It was giving cheese BBQ (ED Note: It is summer time). Then Kali turns to Nick and addresses the comment he made to Summer about being a flop by stating that Summer won three comps. Summer replies by saying I didn’t win anything; everyone threw. 🟢Nick replies by saying one, Summer is a big threat so take her out. Summer replies by saying I’m a big threat. Nick then says Kali may need to nom you next to her so you can “exploit” the pov. Then he says AJHKLJDKLASJDKL. Again, I think he put another fork in a socket, or maybe Amanda planted a shock device in him. Summer asked him is he stupid. Then Nick performs a song called “Poopsie”. (ED Note: He could be into scat, idk. It was a bit random). He then recites an acrostic poem about Kali. Ketamine Ass Little Imp, and then he said I sucks. 🟢Riddler wants to know when the other nominations will happen. 🟢Tea is then running around the backyard like a majestic animal. Don’t know if it is a workout or just a casual thing. 🟢Bry reveals that they will do their nominations after Spain finishes their match in the World Cup. The houseguests talk about that and I tune out. Amanda tells Bry to take their time, Angel, but in reality, she is in the control room breaking shit because we were supposed to be at the final 6 at this point in the game. 🟢Greedy not Glitter makes an appearance today, and they weren’t having a good day at work (ED Note: hang in there <3) Lauren says she is in the same boat too. 🟢Koolness chimes in and tells us that he got butt-fucked rail-roaded, ram-throated at work which may sound like a good time but wasn’t. He wants to marry rich. So anyone who has money, please slide into Koolness DM’s please. 🟢Glaceon repeats what Koolness said and quickly changes his Grindr bio to that. 🟢Brit sages the house, Amanda offers support by saying sage can get rid of the curses in my house (ED Note: It isn’t a house, it is a low rent motel that has mold). 🟢Koolness asks for their letter from home (for winning HOH). 🟢Nick asks what’s going on everyone and the memory wall glitches and reveals that the nominees are now Nick and Benopolis. We get fish🐠. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feed returns and we see everyone at the nomination table with Bry standing with the nomination box. Riddler’s face is on the screen again. Amanda quickly yells over the speaker and fish returns on the feeds. 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 🟢Feeds return again, and we see Yawn and Tea’s face on the memory wall. Bry also looks like they got a spanking too. 🟢Tea tells Bry that she kept Bry safe when they won HOH and you put me on the basis of not responding to my messages for 7 days. Quite the player you’ve turned out to be. Bry replies by saying get over me; start your campaign in a way other than crying. Tea replies by saying is crying calling out piss poor gameplay? I’m confused where the tears are. 🟢Yawn says not my Dubai brother nomming me. They would be annoyed at it, but Yawn did vote Bry out on their previous season (Season 2) for being boring. Yawn understands why Bry feels intimated by Yawn’s presence when once again Bry gives nothing. Yawn says that 60 people applied (ED Note: Rumor has it that 3000 applied, but I heard that from Bomberv) and Bry being brought back for a second time just to be boring for a second time is disappointing. 🟢Nick pokes at Yawn by asking him how it feels to be nominated every week. Yawn said it feels great. 🟢Tea asks Bry if Bry was a returnee. For doing what, not speaking. 🟢Nick states, saying no shade, but there were definitely not 60 people (ED Note: People were offering feet pics to Amanda to be on this show. Don’t underestimate Miss Sings). 🟢Greedy not Glitter reveals that they were recruited. 🟢Summer is so excited that Nicky is on the block. Greedy not Glitter tells Summer that he isn’t. 🟢Koolness tells everyone that they are checking out at Kohl's. 🟢Nick tells Summer that she sounds dumb and tells everyone that they were recruited to bully someone in their confessionals last season and now they are here. 🟢Easter asks what is happening and Riddler says that we have the dumbest HOHs of the season so far. Easter thought he (Bry) was nomming Nick and then it was Tea and Yawn. Easter then does a hahahahah wtf. Riddler replies by saying he wanted to nom me. Didn’t even realize I am already nominated. Bry replies by saying you are boring now. Riddler continues by saying that Bry revealed himself as an enemy for no reason. 🟢Koolness chimes in and says that he finds it absolutely hilarious that the house had to wait all fucking day for Big Bry to make noms which ou know you do you on your own time and then I made my noms that this morning and then it is the evening before we get the other noms and then immediately Amanda is yelling at me to pick Veto like I have to pick now bitch, I was on time we could have had Veto been planned but no we had to wait. 🟢Tea replies by saying you are right; it is funny how Amanda can cast duds and call them worthy of another shot. I'm laughing too (ED Note: I don’t think Tea was actually laughing) 🟢Bry responds by saying they socialize with whoever the hell they feel like. Nobody had a problem with it until I won HOH. Now you are all just a bunch of jealous bitches. Tea replies by saying I can personally guarantee you that I am not jealous of someone who has 0 chance of being memorable for any good reason. 🟢Nick tries to stop this by telling them to stop attacking each other and to remember who the true enemy is which is Summer, but Bry tells everyone the true enemy is Amanda, but Nick insists that the house eliminate Summer. Summer replies by telling Nick to fuck off and then asks Koolness to ban Nick for harassment (thinking that he is a mod on Kovaze, but he doesn’t do that life anymore). 🟢Amanda asks Tea to pick a houseguest to play in the POV Comp (Houseguest choice was selected) and Tea decides to take 10 hours to think about it. Amanda throws a wasp nest at Tea, and she quickly makes the decision. 🟢Koolness is frustrated, but not at the house. He tells everyone that these fucking boomer white women at Kohl's were holding up the whole dam motherfucking line, having a conversation when there are 50 fucking people trying ot check out. Like no bitch, we don’t care about how much your cardigans are on sale. Get the fuck out of the line. I fucking hate them. (Koolness doesn’t know, but Amanda was mad at Koolness’s previous comment and released Gagaluv at Kohl's and did that). 🟢The POV Comp 🟡Musical Mix Up🟡was announced, and Koolness hoped the musical for this comp was his favorite, CHICAGO. (Find out what musical it is when Amanda posts their updates) 🟢Amanda over the speaker asked Bry what made him want to nominate your dubai sister Yawn and then showed a picture on the memory wall of the ASBB2 Dubai Group saying they were both so young...Bry responds by saying that they are prettier and only one diva can stay here, and this season it's me, and I’m sorry, jealous bitches. He then gives a shoutout to Tisha (the ASBB2 winner). Riddler responds by saying that when Bry gets a sliver of power he is Angela Murray (ED Note: He is not a fan of her). Yawn replies by saying that Bry is objectively not and threatens to rip into Bry’s hairline. 🟢Bry responds by saying Bitch do it and says he has a better ass than Yawn, which gives him 100 points. 🟢Amanda then announces taht LeQuishaQ has won #DNTM4. Congrats!!!!!!!! You did the thing! 🟢Piggy struts in again. Day 11 Sneak Peek: POV winners have been declared, and we are waiting for the ceremony to be finished. Hopefully, by the next update, we will figure out what is inside the box again, the eviction, and maybe a new HOH? Oh and Amanda fights with some players. Who are they? Well, if you don't watch the feeds, then you are only getting half the story, and if you are reading this, then you are getting 3/4 of the story with some fan fiction added. We shall see in the next update!