Clearing up the Rumours
Malarkey
Within the past two weeks, I have received multiple accusations that I am none other than former hall of famer, celebrities winner, and all star Cherry. This is obviously not true. With massive knockers, I would very much like to introduce her to Jesus. #Conversion #MathCamp These rumors have originated from none other than Bagel, (firstly someone I consider not to be a credible source), who said I backstabbed him in an arena once. This is obviously absurd, because everyone knows I have never backstabbed anyone in my life. Please note that you and your friends follow me around the site and follow me into games, but good effort. I don't get why you care so much about who wins races, or why you're so certain I'd backstabbed, but you are wrong. Find a new victim. I kept it private these few days, but there are enough rumors circulating now that I will now be making it public. Elphaba, I could say so much more to you, but I won't... because you're just not worth it.
