in the spirit of

writing lengthy blogs about things others probably don’t give a fuck about i’m gonna do placement predictions for house of villains 3 11th: Christine Quinn (Selling Sunset) - I didn’t watch all of Selling Sunset, but Christine is kind of nasty as fuck in the best way. I’ve been really wanting to see her on either this or Traitors, but I feel like this queen doesn’t have that social strategy instinct in her. 10th: Drita D’Avanzo (Mob Wives) - I’ve never watched this show but I’ve seen Drita clips, and she’s kind of giving “person who fights with Tiffany Pollard and makes herself public enemy #1”. Maybe that’s not the exact set of circumstances but she’s gonna do something to make the wrong enemy early and leave early. 9th: Tom Sandoval (Vanderpump Rules) - I can feel a Johnny/Tom/Tyson alliance in the core of my soul for some reason, but I feel like people aren’t gonna like him and won’t want to live with him anymore. 8th: Tiffany “New York” Pollard (Flavor of Love) - I don’t mean to keep eliminating women, but I think this is about the time the fangirling will wear off and they’ll remember she has been on 100% of the seasons of this show. 7th: Tyson Apostol (Survivor) - Feel like either Paul or Ashley will get their shit together here and blindside Tyson. He’s really good at games but I think he’s strategist first and naturally villainous second. 6th: Kate Chastain (Below Deck) - Kind of giving Johnny Middlebrooks wins this round’s challenge and Kate picks a fight with the wrong person. She did an interview where she outright said she didn’t like someone from the cast (who is still in the game in this made up boot list) so I feel like that’s how she leaves. 5th: Johnny Middlebrooks (Love Island) - Probably a comp threat and probably annoying? I didn’t watch his LI season and he was kind of wallpaper on The Challenge so idk. 4th: Ashley Mitchell (The Challenge) - Circling back to Tyson, I think Ashley makes the move against him, then Paul cuts Ashley at the end because he knows he can’t beat her. 3rd: Jackie Christie (Basketball Wives LA) - She kind of gives random girl who is a big character but doesn’t actually do anything gamewise, so she loses in the end. 2nd: Paul Abrahamian (Big Brother) - Honestly this would just be funny. But I also really doubt he’s figured out jury management by now and a lot of these people aren’t gamers, so they’ll probably be bitter. 1st: Plane Jane (RuPaul’s Drag Race) - Honestly I’m realizing Plane probably won’t win but she’s the only one left. I really can see Plane and Paul working together and I feel like she may be more outright nasty than Paul and the jury might respect it. ——— I won’t be shocked in the slightest when/if not a single one of these is right but I was truly BORED! comment your predictions! or don’t! it’s up to you