im standing at this bar currently

with my friend and this girl (admittedly hot) came up to me and was talking to us and then went away for a little bit and came back and she touched my chest and was like “UM PRO TIP. WHEN YOURE TRYING TO FLIRT WITH A GIRL DONT GIVE HER DIRTY LOOKS. AND DONT MAKE HER PAY FOR A DRINK” …….. like baby I’m thinking about bagel who tf are you…