Logically speaking
it makes no sense for Santa to be fat.. like yes he’s eating a lot of cookies and drinking a lot of milk but he’s also climbing up and down chimneys and controlling 9 reindeer and and carrying heavy gifts.. so he’s burning tons of calories and has to have pretty major muscle mass.. so it makes more sense for him to be a muscle god… right.. RIGHT?
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I’m Santa and skinny
He's offensive lineman fat. Sure, he's "fat," but it's a ton of muscle. Dude can probably bench 400+ and run a 5.1 40-yard dash.
He’s only doing that on Christmas. The rest of the year he sits at the North Pole eating the elf pussy
All I know is he can empty his sack to me
seek therapy
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