I actually love

when you turn a bad situation into something to laugh about, when i walked on the bus today some 65 year old man was manspreading with his legs out so when i got the bus i must’ve tapped his leg or foot and apologized right away, within seconds hes screaming in my face threatening to beat the shit out of me while he wearing an oxygen mask and walking around with a crane until someone on the back of the bus screams at the dude to chill out and shut up before he actually get his legs broken and right then and there i knew i was safe, but jesus christ that was an experience