EVERY FUCKING WINTER

I ENTER ZARA AND SEE A BOMB ASS OVERPRICED AS FUCK LEATHER JACKET MY INNATE MAN INSTINCTS TELL ME TO BUY AND MAKE MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY THEN I REMEMBER I LIVVE IN NOTTHERN MEXICO WHERE THE WEATHER IS CONSRSTNLY FUCKIJG BOILING AND I TWEAK YHE FUCK IUT