PRESS RELEASE: THE BIG 5

Good Afternoon Kovazians. Detective Cookie here to share with you [one] documented incident on the Kovaze Black Market. While there are other kulprits, they have signed NDA's as part of giving a statement to help bring down the main group, known as "The Big 5". Here is a simple breakdown for you: As of right now, "The Big 5" has lawyered up, so I cannot reveal any other details involving the case. Stay safe out there, Kovazians. And if anyone approaches you with an offer that is "too good to be true"- it probably is, and report it [to me, detective cookie] promptly! Thank you for keeping our streets safe! *While the incidents in this blog are true, the arrest is satire as no official rules were actually broken*