A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM KNOWUH™ 💋
*unblocks one of you*
THE RINGGG!!!
I have calmed down from my caffeine high.
PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING RN
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A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM KNOWUH™ 💋
Unhinged? Absolutely. Loud? Guilty. A walking PR nightmare? BABY, ALWAYS.
But those who genuinely know me know I'm as REAL as they come. I love hard, show up harder, and give my people the KNOWUH PREMIUM PLATINUM LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION™, comes with unlimited loyalty, support, and a personal hype bitch at no additional charge.
Am I perfect? FUCK NO. I'll own my mistakes and unhingery til my grave, but I won't apologize for being unapologetically myself. And the personal rumors? Y'all aren't my doctors, so retire the diagnoses.
To my devoted haters, I'm officially opening the KNOWUH COMPLAINTS & GENERAL BITCHERY DEPARTMENT™.
Submit your grievances anonymously or openly below. I'll happily address legitimate concerns, take accountability where warranted, or personally assist you in MOVING THE FUCK ON.
Love me or hate me, but KNOW me before you bandwagon. 💋
📋 https://forms.gle/JV6uXdz8dVRQTFsYA
Please allow 3–5 business meltdowns for processing.
~KnowUh.
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Comments
This is crazy, plussed
had to +20 this tbh
This is so extra i love it!
Are you doing ok
torimarie Yes, babe, and you?
GRIEVANCE ONE: ChloeKay. Loves me. Resolution: Continue having good taste.
sounds like chatgpt wrote this
Oren Sadly so does this comment.
this feels like a facebook post with 7 reactions
Plassy06 And this feels like one of those 60 year old men with the camera under their chin as a profile picture leaving a comment nobody cares about.
KnowUh the 60 year old man IS the one making a post like this lol. If nobody truly cared ab my comment, i don't think you would have responded but who knows 🤷♂️ "To my devoted haters, I'm officially opening the KNOWUH COMPLAINTS & GENERAL BITCHERY DEPARTMENT™." LIKE LMAO is THIS the shit you just think about casually 😂 how corny do you have to be to log onto Kovaze and just randomly rant like this.
iconnic
come again?
edgar The words are there, are you one of the mods who can’t read?
KnowUh trust i wish i couldnt read this