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Hazel's #1 Ranked Deal video to get some tips because that comp is rather difficult for me and any chance to improve on my scores, I will take. This is what I learned. -Starter Case: Pick a fun number. Hazel picked 23 and that is fun because it reminds of 23 and Me, but then it made me realize why I had to tell my ex that we needed to just stay as cousins :(. I guess you gotta open up some trauma to get big money in Deal. -Round 1: Start with the bottom row. Just like in the gay (not the user but giving them the shoutout) culture, bottoms, bottoms everywhere. Even if the case or number looks like a top, it will always be a bottom. -Round 2: Shield your starter case. Hazel made a nice formation (that little piece in puzzler that I fucking hate, brookie do you know the name for it???) to protect the starting case from all of the ugly numbers you don't want because pretty and high is what we want to be a winner. -Round 3: It's okay to lose big numbers because that means your odds will decrease in hitting it again. That is just like my hookups. One time with me and the odds of them asking for a round 2 go from 1:1 to -10000000000:1 . -Round 4: Shake those cases. I see the cases do a little shake before they are revealed. I guess Hazel was telling those cases (Idk if we get sound in the videos but my computer was muted anyway) to give her low numbers or she will destroy their families. You gotta do what you gotta do to win in Deal. -Round 5: Isolate your starter case. Hazel eventually excluded case 23 and wanted it on isolation island. Clearly isolating it will isolate you to get a good ass score. -Round 6: Quickly Decline Offers. Every offer that Hazel got, she quickly declined them and I was shocked because there were big numbers ($138,729) that could feed me for at least two days (America's economy ya know) Don't let your inner thoughts think that is enough because more money = more money. -Final Round: The Final Deal. It is the final deal before finding out what is in your case. I can tell from Hazel's screen that it was tempting but she said NO! (idk if she did but clicked the button that said NO) and she got $750,000. That's like winning Big Brother, but you don't have to deal with living in a place that smells like men, Cheese, and lube. I learned so much from this and I am confident the next time I play Deal I'm going to get 750K, hell I feel secure that I will constantly get 750K each time if I follow these tips. If it is not 750K then clearly everything is broken on this site and I shouldn't be punished for those sins. Thank you Hazel so much for sharing your journey and congrats on being Number 1 in the Hall of Fame. This will ensure I get at least one more day being a bottom in Endurance.