cutwater calories

LMAOOO so I’ve never had a cutwater in my 26 years. I just have not. I’ve heard they’re EXTREMELY high calorie and I know rebranding is on this site so I have to look good…….. well anyway I’m at the liquor store tonight looking for my pregaming material and I see a pack of four espresso martini cutwaters??? I’m like okay!!!!! Maybe i can drink these and still be hot because espresso martinis are like $17 where I live at a bar so let me save some money… LMAOOOOOOO well imagine my shock when I google “how many calories are in an espresso martini cutwater” in the middle of my local liquor store and it says ….. 540?????!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOO no no no no NO. This cannot be happening. First of all call the fucking press call the police call your local representative because HOW on earth is a 12oz drink more calories than my breakfast/lunch meal………….like yall….this MUST be an inside job from the makers of ozempic I have no other explanation… I need congress to have a hearing about what is in these mf cutwaters. Like thank GOD i googled that before just buying some light beer because I would be the biggest back on this site 2100+ calories in on CUTWATER??? of all things !!