My friendship with brookie
Has been such a wild ride
-Met in Newbie stars on Tengaged when we were 16 and she hated me for nominating her every round. (Won #unnominated)
-Fast-forward 2 years later, when she was dating beautifulbones and I was dating Jallina.
-All 4 of us become friends, like part of some ~lesbian~ group.
-Brookie and I somehow got the closest during this time and kept our friendship up for almost 15 years since. She told me about kovaze repeatedly or I'd have no idea.
-Brookie also added my mom on Facebook for a years long Words with Friends relationship (which involved my mom texting me multiple times concerned when Brookie didn't take her turn fast enough). This only ended when my mom struggled with technology.
- Brookie is now straight and dates middle aged men.
Like?????? You can't make this up
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i also hated you because i hacked bones' skype and would watch her open and respond to your messages before she would open mine like hello
brookie HOW DO U EVEN SEE THAT DEEEEEPLY LMAOOO
so brookie didn't want to be my friend bc i'm not a ~lesbian~
Holly lies in just hated women. and i hated alexa for years too. her name in my phone is still "alexa 👎🏻"
i was 14-15 in noob stars btw u bullied a child
don't forget about my beautiful friendship with your mother
brookie -Brookie also added my mom on Facebook for a years long Words with Friends relationship (which involved my mom texting me multiple times concerned when Brookie didn't take her turn fast enough). This only ended when my mom struggled with technology.
Alexa we had such a good run
- Brookie is now straight and dates middle aged men
Toque yes
lesbians
i forgot about beautifulbones, she was ... interesting
SevroAuBarca i was 17 and she was 27 btw
tht lesbian group was so intimidating
torimarie the pre-lore of jallina and nisha, then jallina and wonderland, then wonderland and lostngreece, then bones and lostngreece cheating on wonderland... MESS
Brookie and me gonna date the same middle aged man
shmevo omg this would be so perfect honestly
shmevo make him play puzzler in bed
wait i just realised i was definitely in single digits...i read the years wrong
Runaways tbh idk if these years are accurate im just throwing numbers out, but we are 31
i thought you were like 20 omg???
Runaways dead
Alexa baby we are not the same age you graduated high school 1-2 years before me!
At what age do you become middle aged …? Asking for a friend
Venom depends how much money you have in the bank
the concept of yall being friends when i was either 10 or in single digits
Like wow yall are so old lmfaooo
Jackie im pretty sure ur older than brookie
Race How’s that stew little whore
Jackie help
brookie is not straight, she is buysexual. as in if you buy her something, she will have sex with you.
Sam yes