New topic let’s move on

Yall ever have days you feel like you’re being punked? First this morning as I’m walking into my office and an enormous CRICKET jumps out at me and I almost died (I don’t fuck with bugs). Now I have maintenance looking at a vent here and THE GUY SPILLS OIL ON MY COMPUTER!?!? SIR WHY DO YOU HAVE A TUB OF OIL TO LOOK IN A CEILING VENT Anyway here’s a picture of the cricket