I'm going to say something, Kovaze
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I'm going to say something, Kovaze
In my opinion, every game here is dating another game. And I CAN PROVE IT. 👀💅
Let’s start with the couples that are basically official in my head:
🎯 Archery + Water Tank — the couple that was literally made for each other: one aims, the other gets hit.
♟️ Chain Pop + M3 — the elderly couple of the group. That duo you always find peacefully playing while complaining that “games were better back in the day.”
🏆 Holey + Guitar — that couple nobody understands, but somehow… IT WORKS They complete each other. HOWEVER, there are rumors that #Holey is secretly in a relationship with #Words. 👀
🧠Words + Treasure — two smart ones who look at each other and think, “Finally, someone on my level.” A couple that probably spends more time solving puzzles than talking about their feelings.
🍀 Relics + Codeblack + Puzzler — now THIS is the real LOVE TRIANGLE.
But apparently #Codeblack is cheating with #Deal…
According to #Relics, of course. But everyone knows #Relics is a professional homewrecker and probably made up the whole rumor just so she could keep both of them.
👀 Maze + Burgues — rarely talked about, rarely noticed, but they’re that couple you look at and think, “Guys… how did nobody notice this before?” 🥹 They desperately need more attention in this relationship!
And now, the singles #Shapes , #Stacker, #Starfaal
BUTTT… we have a problem.
The little homewrecker #Stacker is dying to get into 🎯 Archery + Water Tank’s relationship. Meanwhile, the handsome devil is secretly hooking up with #Shapes.
Do you agree? I don’t know.
But this is my opinion, and nobody is getting this idea out of my head.
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