drunk in an uber rn

and my driver is on the phone speaking in Spanish and him and the girl on the other end are RIPPING INTOOOO this old white woman at the girl’s work LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and they’re making fun of Americans LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO and king doesn’t know I graduated with a Spanish minor and lived in Spain for a summer and have backpacked thru Uruguay Argentina Guatemala Colombia (got robbed here :c ) etc etc and i know he’s slandering my people in front of me!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO his face when my pale blonde Irish ass gives him a Que tengas buenas noches when i get out of the car in 16 mins LMAOOOO im ready… EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!!