randomize did what?! [Not clickbait]

Local jailbird randomize was seen illegally stealing Kovaze's coding! When questioned by the Kovaze Police, Randomize had this to say... "Do you know how hard it is to keep up with a site?! I'm rando fucking MIZE! i deserve compensation for the Jail time for tax fraud!" Randomize was later stuck in a pillory in which Kovaze users threw tomatoes at him. more to come on the groundbreaking story...