2dgar did what?! [Not clickbait]

Local Kovazian Hoe 2dgar was seen breaking into Edgar's million dollar koinz home that he embezzled from the bingo funds. 2dgar claimed "squatter rights" as he sat in the pool in Edgar's luxurious home. When asked about the issue, Edgar had this to say: "this evil nasty wannabe just wants to be me! luckily he doesn't know I laced the drinks with laxatives!" During the Police raid to evict 2dgar, the police found 2dgar on the toilet gripping for his life and destroying the toilet in the process. When questioned on the toilet, 2dgar said: "That fakeass bitch! he laced the vodka!" more to come on this groundbreaking story...