don’t think i can get married

Tbh. Like yes i would enjoy falling in love and committing to someone for the rest of my life but the concept of a wedding photoshoot LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kill me kill me KILL ME kill me. “Yeah run around in this field and roll around in the grass on top of each other while I take candid pics of you!!! Ecks dee!!!!” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO seriously I can’t i don’t think I can physically frolic in a field my body would not allow it LMAOOOOOOOOOO and wtf do me and my spouse look like trying to convince people we spend our time wearing coordinated clothing and rolling around in a fucking remote tall grass ass field LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like who the fuck are we fooling PLZZZ. And don’t even get me started on the wedding video LMAOOOOOOOOO like i just saw this guy I went to college with who I know to be 300+ lbs and who chain smokes American spirits like it’s his job and he’s out here running through a sunflower field LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like i know who you are Shawn and @emilyjaynephotography on Instagram cannot fool me LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that’ll be $21,000 plus my travel costs plz! Please are we in a black mirror episode