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NOPE THATS IT. ITS OVER.
Missing the special race was was my 213th reason today. I will now read my will just to make sure it's done right.
Jtee I leave you with, my fantasy football players, a bike that needs a new chain and the roster of single women I've built off dating apps through the years. I know you'll take care of them deeply. P.S Vlog on my tombstone next celebrities, it'll help you finally win.
Luxray you can have my Xbox and Vintage Coke Bottles
Melodrama You can have my custom molded luxray piss jar and my audio narrations of tailslovers blogs.
Brookie I want you to have my first pocket pussy, it will always be there for you, even if your trucking simulator empire collapses.
Tez You will receive my grandmothers ashes, she (redacted bannable statement). Spread them where you feel is right.
and finally Sin. You get the box of miscellaneous cat bones, samples of every Gowncil members hair (jtee's pubes) to begin the cloning process and an opened love letter from Betsy Johnson in the 3rd grade. You'll know when the time is right to read it.
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Can't believe I didn't get anything in the will
the roster of women that realized u ain’t shit is crazy
What a beautiful will
wait i want the audio narrations
you didnt miss much except jtee bein a fkin idiot so
brookie YOU DIDN'T REPLY IN TIME
JTee I D I O T !
can i have ur koinz actually
oh thank god im so thirsty
I wills spread them between some cheeeekssssss
Bye ✌️ I won’t miss you but I’m sure some people might miss you