Story time
One time I was like 16-17 (either recently 17 or late 16’s, I don’t really remember the exact month) and I was out on a date with my then girlfriend (also 16). We were eating instant noodles in my car listening to music while the sun set and once it got a little darker we’re just hanging out before I drove her home. We were parked in a public park with like parking spaces so I guess a neighbor or somebody called the cops on us or smth because out of genuinely nowhere a police truck pulls up at GENUINELY like 100 km/hr (I think it’s like 80mph) and parks perpendicular to my car as to avoid us leaving, obviously I got absolutely fucking spooked cause it was dark enough to where the lights of the police truck compleeely blinded us to what the car even was, I LEAPED from the back seat onto the front and started the car and turned it on because genuinely my first instinct was that it was someone trying to kidnap us lol, I drove in reverse like 2 seconds at max speed and the cops got out of the car and I saw they were cops so I stopped. They told me to get out of the car and the FIRST thing the guy did was fucking SWING full force all weight put into it fist closed onto my right cheek asking me like “wth is wrong with you dumbass”, I was 16 year old, like 5’6 mind you lol. Anyways. They convinced me I did something bad enough to warrant being arrested and I didn’t want any more trouble so I just gave them all the money I had on me (which was a bit actually, like 2500 pesos cash / 140ish dollars) and I just drove home trying to calm my girlfriend down and convince her I was fine (which I was… maybe a little spooked is all, the cop couldn’t punch for shit lmao)
anyways we broke up like 2 months later and now she’s married (yes, married. She’s 21) so a lesbian soccer referee that is 30 years old, this is completely unrelated to the story I just felt like sharing
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Comments
o wow
hit u so hard u started to like men
Omg :o hugs
that's a lovely story on how Amanda and X met each other.
wait you're not limpwristed?
gay I’ve been known to kiss men at times yes
Glaceon quite the scandal
gay he has one limp wrist and one non-limp wrist
Marquis oh so we can be biphobic as a treat?
gay Yes exactly
i didnt read this and just plussed it