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Morgana (Ignore title, I didn't set up 5 perks oopsie)
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I’m fucking mortified
I like never answer my door when someone knocks on it and I wish I hadn’t… my neighbour just came round with a parcel that was delivered to them instead of me
‘I’m so sorry I accidentally opened it, sorry’
Like hello??? It has my name on it.
Yeah this was like the LAST parcel you would ever want a neighbour to open.
I’m never leaving my house again.
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OK but HOW RUDE of your neighbor. Like I would NOT have a face to face confrontation..... I would tape that box back shut and deliver it to your door in the dead of night so you'd never know I saw it......
What was it..
I bet you wished you hadn't.
Beni edgar please let me use a slur on the blogs page just this once
AMANDA LMAO I HATE YOU
I told you I was SORRY omg I was excited to try on my new clown shoes
Pipes NEXT TIME ASK PLS
God. Did she inflate it too?!
was it butt stuff? for your butt?
Oh no! 🙈 *cries with you* but hey, thats one less neighbor you have to make small talk with moving forward
sorry about your Kovaze dildo
Not u ordering a penis pump to your neighbours house
Venom karma honestly for always rigging me out of your event games
Was it Anal beads lol Connor
WilliamS It was not, but it was nearly as humuliating
WilliamS lol
ugh i'm sorry connor that's so annoying :(
katheryn right like i shut my door so quick the mutual embarrassment was too much
Connor hugs you so tight <3
oh she knew
this is exactly why i always make sure i get my parcels or make them leave them in a safe place
kovaze merch and anal beads
whore
Jaded it’s about time
Didn’t peg u as a bottom
spartagow I didn’t say it was gigantic dildo lmfao
spartagow it was a mixed package deal if u must know but she actually opened the packaging. Old cunt
next time buy your mega dildos at the store so this doesn't happen again!!!
Ethan it wasn’t a dildo lmfao
i live alone and still check that my name is on every package i receive LOL idk just a habit but thats crazy
at least it came in a regular box
unfortunate SHE OPENED THE PACKAGING. She knew what it was.you could tell she was embarrassed but she shouldn’t have opened my fucking parcel
Connor next time buy your mega dildos at the store so this doesn't happen again!!!