I’m fucking mortified
I like never answer my door when someone knocks on it and I wish I hadn’t… my neighbour just came round with a parcel that was delivered to them instead of me
‘I’m so sorry I accidentally opened it, sorry’
Like hello??? It has my name on it.
Yeah this was like the LAST parcel you would ever want a neighbour to open.
I’m never leaving my house again.
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ugh i'm sorry connor that's so annoying :(
katheryn right like i shut my door so quick the mutual embarrassment was too much
oh she knew
this is exactly why i always make sure i get my parcels or make them leave them in a safe place
kovaze merch and anal beads
whore
Jaded it’s about time
Didn’t peg u as a bottom
spartagow I didn’t say it was gigantic dildo lmfao
spartagow it was a mixed package deal if u must know but she actually opened the packaging. Old cunt
next time buy your mega dildos at the store so this doesn't happen again!!!
username it wasn’t a dildo lmfao
i live alone and still check that my name is on every package i receive LOL idk just a habit but thats crazy
at least it came in a regular box
unfortunate SHE OPENED THE PACKAGING. She knew what it was.you could tell she was embarrassed but she shouldn’t have opened my fucking parcel
Connor next time buy your mega dildos at the store so this doesn't happen again!!!