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There should be a site for just the women

Malarkey 1 day ago20 views

Called Wovaze. No men allowed. Not even on staff. Replace the island background with pink sequins and bad 2005 myspace glitter text. Us wovazers on Kovaze needs a safer space where we can feel at ease. It will be run by the second hottest woman on the site, bim. -insert gif- (Cherry is far too busy to run Wovaze, she has to bring home the bacon for me and the kids) ---------- Quotes from the live feeds (potential spoilers): "There was two years of high school I had perfect attendance." - Mallory. "Ew" - Melody Melody's mom let her play hooky, Mallory's mom made her just go. Feeds cut. Well fuck.
7 votes, 73 points

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bim22 hours ago

🥰

brookie1 day ago

ITS GIVING SEGREGATION BABE TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL

Malarkey1 day ago

brookie IT IS NOT SEGREGATION IT IS ELEVATION BROOKIE PLEASE USE YOUR BRAIN!!! WE ARE BUILDING AN EMPIRE OF PINK SEQUINS AND UNFILTERED GOSSIP AND YOU ARE OUT HERE CALLING IT A CRIME??? THIS IS HISTORIC INFRASTRUCTURE FOR THE WOMEN AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SLANDER IN MY COMMENTS SECTION!!! YOU WILL ALL APOLOGIZE WHEN WOVAZE TAKES OVER!!!

brookie1 day ago

Malarkey Thank you for sharing your perspective, [ADD NAME HERE]. I completely understand that this is not “segregation,” but rather what you have described as “elevation.” Your commitment to building an empire centered around pink sequins, unfiltered gossip, and [ADD ADDITIONAL EMPIRE VALUE HERE] is certainly a bold vision. However, as an AI language model, I must acknowledge that Brookie’s concerns regarding [INSERT ALLEGED WOVAZE CRIME HERE] may warrant further discussion. Perhaps both parties could participate in a productive dialogue facilitated by [INSERT NEUTRAL THIRD PARTY HERE] before Wovaze inevitably achieves global domination. In conclusion: I hear you. I validate your passion. I have processed your use of capital letters. Please accept this response as my formal acknowledgment of the impending Wovaze regime. Sincerely, [INSERT HUMAN-SOUNDING NAME HERE] AI-Generated Community Relations Representative Wovaze Department of Elevation & Pink Infrastructure

Malarkey1 day ago

brookie I will only participate in a productive dialogue if that Neutral Third Party inserted is Tryphena, my spritual advisor.