4th of July
HEY 👋🏻
HAPPY 😊 WHORETH 4⃣💃 OF JULY 🇺🇲 MY RED 🔴 WHITE ⚪️ AND BOO 💋
2⃣5️⃣0️⃣ YEARS AHOE 👩👧 WE SPANKED 👋🏻🍑 THE TEA 🐸☕ GUZZLERS 😩💦 SO HARD 💥 THEY BECAME 😳 OUR SUB 👉👈
HELP 🙏 ME 🙋♂ CELEBRATE 🥳🎉 BY SENDING 💌🏃♀️ THIS MESSAGE 💬 TO 5⃣0⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST 🫂😘 STAR 🌟✨ SPANGLED 🤩 HOES 👯♂👯
GET 0⃣ BACK AND YOU'RE EATING 🍽️ BEANS 🫘 FOR BREKKY 😝
GET 1⃣0⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL 👆BE SLURPING 👅 ON GLIZZIES 🌭🇺🇸
GET 3⃣0⃣ BACK AND THERE 😎 WILL 📜 BE 🐝 MORE 📈 THAN JUST A REVOLUTION 🪖🎇 IN YOUR BEDROOM 🛏️👉👌🏻😮
GET 5⃣0⃣ BACK AND ‼️ YOU'RE 🙋♂ IN 🚪FOR THE STAR 🌟 SPANGLED 💫🌠 BANGING 💥🔴⚪🔵 OF A LIFETIME 🫨😵💫🥴
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