The Jenna Rink Dress
so many ppl having identity crisises
Whenever I spin the wheel
Imagine
So I joined that motherfuckin redhed arena
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so many ppl having identity crisises
Half the top blogs page reads like a federal witness protection program sign-up sheet. We have users writing 500-word manifestos proving they don’t live on the same continent as a banned user (Tatum), while right below them, Miami is casually dropping that he’s been using his friend’s face for a decade because people on TG called him fat. And now? The truth about Kallie has come out. Imagine logging onto Kovaze to announce that your 16-year-old trans girl persona was actually a "study conducted by a 35-year-old married Harvard graduate." Right, because the Harvard sociology department’s premier research method is definitely catfishing on a reality TV simulation site. The only thing being experimented on here is the community's patience. This isn't a blog page, it's a confessional booth.
I can't. I’m just Malarkey (named after Sgt. Don Malarkey who served in WWII) and frankly, I’d rather face actual combat than whatever the hell is happening on the blog page today. Catch me keeping my head down and watching the 25th anniversary of Band of Brothers on AMC instead...
honor the fallen today on this solemn memorial day.
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