WowPlatinum did WHAT?! [Not Clickbait]

Local Jessica Simpson fan Sprite was seen outside the local Kovaze retirement home pickpocketing the elders inside most notably old hag MusicLover & Sin. when asked about the robbery, Sin had this to say, "I had about 0.32 cents in my pocket and when i looked down it was gone! I want her EXECUTED! but i cant with my Arthritis!" WowPlatinum was later seen fleeing the crime with her weird car and ran over some more elders! more to come on this groundbreaking story.