would you rather
- suddenly give birth to a full term baby RIGHT NOW in your bathroom, that you have to raise for the rest of ur life (men included)
OR
- have a hacker post your spread-eagle hairy hole nudes to your public facebook page & your mom, dad, granny, and all coworkers see it before you can delete it
5 votes, 74 points
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would giving birth feel like really having to shit and running to the toilet or would i have to go through labor first
Are you ready to enter hell, baby?
I think I’d just commit ngl
all my family can see my hole idgaf. my life will continue unapologetically
BRAT if people start attacking me i may start crying for victim value and because i might lose the job (i can find another one and it would probably be for the best?)
BRAT LMFAO
love ur mind
Are you drunk o.o Where did this come from
jessiejedi no baby i just have a big brain
my hole isn't hairy tho...
Marquis oh
but probably the first one im modest
girl i'm not subjecting myself to childbirth. bring on the hole
itsamodernlife and what would granny modern have to say about your hole?
brookie She's dead and gone so she will be rofl in heaven
honey lets get you back in the psychiatric ward
- have a hacker post your spread-eagle hairy hole nudes to your public facebook page & your mom, dad, granny, and all coworkers see it before you can delete it
Jaded *runs to add your on fb so i can see*